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PC/Mac Natch Potes v4.1.0

  • Thelon
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    Sorcerer
    • Daedric Summoning
      • Fixed an issue where Sorcerers were not using the pets from this line. The Unstable Familiar and Winged Twilight will now always be permanently slotted on your ability bars.
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  • Elsonso
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    So, I guess Gina's fever yesterday was a bit worse than she let on...

    :smile:
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  • code65536
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    I actually wouldn't mind a Cadwell's Platinum with increased monster difficulties. Would certainly make the game less boring...
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  • WalkingLegacy
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    Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
    This item will praise the incredible skills of its owner and the unbelievable size of certain body parts whenever he (or she) kills a PvP opponent, all while calling the loser of a battle a noob who has to learn to play.
    The weapon will also broadcast excuses should the owner lose a fight because the opponent was zerging, cheating, or caught him while his cat walked over the keyboard.
    Buyers can chose between 4 different voice-over actors or submit their own audio files for additional crowns.

    This is worth 5k crowns. Unmake it a joke and make it a reality
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    Edited by WalkingLegacy on April 1, 2016 3:01PM
  • Buffler
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    xxxdcxxx wrote: »
    @ZOS_GinaBruno I posted about a bug expecting a solution for me and you are posting for April Fool's day , Well GGWP Zenimax

    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/2839397#Comment_2839397

    Bugger off you miserable sod
  • Scraelos
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    and no sound issues fix again(((
  • ListerJMC
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    All bankers have been replaced with Daggerfall's favorite banker darling, Angier Stower, who will greet you with the old favorite "Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or lender be? Rubbish! Without borrowers or lenders, how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything? But pardon me. Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall."

    This is it ZoS, you just lost a player.

    You can take away my i]insert commonly complained about feature here[/i, but you'll never take away my daily dose of

    "NIDRAS, A THIEF!?!?!"

    :D
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  • Nestor
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    These are changes I approve of.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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  • Glaiceana
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    Brilliant :D Genuinely laughed at a lot of these! Well done!
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  • Nifty2g
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    Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block.
    @Personofsecrets
    I laughed so hard because I know it was aimed at you
    #MOREORBS
  • Patouf
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    .




    I prefer 1.x et 2.x patchs, they are more laughable.





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  • Tyrion87
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    Yeah, it's really funny, I laughed and 'awesome' from me too but... it doesn't change the fact I'm sad and disappointed about the direction in which the crown store is going... (re: the latest assistants). The bitterness remains.
  • Nifty2g
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    Tyrion87 wrote: »
    Yeah, it's really funny, I laughed and 'awesome' from me too but... it doesn't change the fact I'm sad and disappointed about the direction in which the crown store is going... (re: the latest assistants). The bitterness remains.
    yeah man you can put stuff in your bank when you want
    p2w confirmed
    #MOREORBS
  • Ommy71
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    Everything very funny but........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................FIX YOUR GAME NOW!!
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  • Nahz
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    FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS, BASE GAME PATCH

    Dragonknight
    • Ardent Flame
      • Fiery Grip: This ability and its morph can now be used to target and pull down entire Keep wall sections.

    So this is why I'm constantly getting stuck tab-targeting keep walls and siege! I guess it's working as intended after all...
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  • Rune_Relic
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    Bravo Dear....Bravo :D
    Anything that can be exploited will be exploited
  • Moonshadow66
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    Here's the Razum-dar Senche Mount:
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    XD
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  • Faunter
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  • Faulgor
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    Oh, really didn't expect this! IIRC, Bethesda never did April Fools.

    Prob. the best thing I ever read here:
    Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.
    Alandrol Sul: He's making another Numidium?!?
    Vivec: Worse, buddy. They're buying it.
  • Docmandu
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    • Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block.

    Sadly so, but this might aswell be a real patch note.. wouldn't be the first time...
  • NBrookus
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    Hmmm... sapping keep walls *would* be a fun new addition...
  • Kalebron
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    lol
  • WldKarde
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    Loved it all!

    Best Natch Potes ever! Way to go Gina :D
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    River Wldkarde
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  • Dreyloch
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    There was an awful lot of thought put into these silly Natch Potes. We all know it's April Fool's day. However, it's supposed to be funny and it's not.

    Putting something like this up when ya all should be working on fixing the bugs and lag in PvP, is the real joke. I will laugh more and harder when my mood is better. How does that happen? By fixing the GAME!! My sense of humor has been on hiatus for months now.
    Edited by Dreyloch on April 1, 2016 3:50PM
    "The fear of Death, is often worse than death itself"
  • Faunter
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    FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS, BASE GAME PATCH
    Combat & Gameplay
    General
      • We heard you like Synergies, so Synergy Synergies are Synergies that synergize with Synergies.
      • Synergizing with a Synergy has small chance to trigger a Synergy Synergy event, which, if synergized with, will activate a Synergy Synergy.
      • Abilities with Synergies can trigger Synergy Synergy events, provided you have synergized with a Synergy Synergy recently.
      • Note: Synergy Synergy Synergies will be introduced in a future patch, to prepare for Synergy Synergy Synergy Synergies.

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    • Minsc
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      You forgot to add at the patch notes that the lag is fixed and Cyrodiil is playable at prime time :)
      Edited by Minsc on April 1, 2016 3:57PM
    • FilteredRiddle
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      I would ride the hell out of a Razum-dar-senche mount haha.
      Xbox One NA
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    • themdogesbite
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      The templar one, lmao.
      :]
    • ssewallb14_ESO
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      This is the best thing ever.
    • tinythinker
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      Somehow I feel like I should take a lot of these personally... : :o
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