PC/Mac Natch Potes v4.1.0

Dorrow

Class changes are the most hilarious part.
Oh, and stamina fix too as well!
Well done!

olsborg

• Leki's Focus - We tought it was pretty darn stupid that a 5set bonus would give you one positive, but punish you with two negatives. Instead we removed the aoe healing debuff on yourself when using vigor.

Tandor

Would all console players please note that these Natch Potes are for PC/Mac only, they'll have to wait until next April for theirs !

Tarrin

*Unconfirmed Changes

The Visious Death set - imidiatly kills all players of all AvAvA campaings. And 3 random players in PvE.

NetFix

Network packets are now delivered by pigeon post.

Niaver

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

[*]Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.

Yeah right. Now we laugh at incompetence of developers. Can we at least have those deers back?

Dyynamic70

I absolutely love the new bait choice:

Bosmer

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahah

Saltypretzels

yes please to the scroll of Icarian sight (or should that have been flight?)

Skayaq

Will the Scroll of Icarian Sight be sold by Tarhiel?

bryanhaas

If caught by a guard when you don't have enough gold to pay for your bounty, all city guards will now take your pants.

Fricking awesome.

strikeback1247

This. Made. My. Day!

rootimus

Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.

The weapon will also broadcast excuses should the owner lose a fight because the opponent was zerging, cheating, or caught him while his cat walked over the keyboard.

LMFAO! So much win!

Ra'Shtar

I would totally use the Razum-Dar mount all day long , also that finishing revamp and underwater exploration and whale fishing sounds amazing JUST DO IT!

Moonshadow66

Saltypretzels wrote: »

yes please to the scroll of Icarian sight (or should that have been flight?)

The original one is called ".... Flight", yes (not sure if "sight" was on purpose, buy I think it was^^)

Skayaq wrote: »

Will the Scroll of Icarian Sight be sold by Tarhiel?

This would be awesome^^
Many years ago back in Morrowind, I actually met him once hanging up there in the air (no April Fool's joke) and refused to drop down.. I was trying around with some console commands and was "levitating" without collision through the area (the TCL command). I guess my "unexpected position" in the sky was the reason that it didn't trigger his falldown. You can actually click on him and the dialogue opens, but he doesn't say anything^^
It was strange when I saw something from far and wondered, "what's this thing? Is it..? Could it be..?", and when I came closer, I recognized it's him XD

Enodoc

Moonshadow66 wrote: »

This is hilarious!! Thank you, Gina^^

One thing actually sounds like an awesome idea, though:

"Combat & Gameplay
General
We’ve introduced Master Ranks, a 16-tiered system that allows players to acquire the skill lines of other classes. To advance in the Master Ranks, your character will have complete Cadwell’s Platinum by playing through the content of your alliance again with increased monster levels."

I totally would play through the home zones again with a maxed character, definitely! ("Cadwell's Platinum" sounds funny, though lol)

Agreed, would like to see that. @Gidorick / @tinythinker this wasn't one of your suggestions, was it?

Rosveen

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

• We've introduced four new categories of bait:
  • Bosmer

*screams internally*

Korah_Eaglecry

Crown Store
General

• Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
• This item will praise the incredible skills of its owner and the unbelievable size of certain body parts whenever he (or she) kills a PvP opponent, all while calling the loser of a battle a noob who has to learn to play.
• The weapon will also broadcast excuses should the owner lose a fight because the opponent was zerging, cheating, or caught him while his cat walked over the keyboard.
• Buyers can chose between 4 different voice-over actors or submit their own audio files for additional crowns.

Oh god. This....I feel like this should be posted in PvP whine threads.

Leradis

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Nightblade

• Assassination
  • Assassin’s Blade: To reduce the spamming of executions, this ability will now kill your character if you fail to kill your opponent with it.

Nothing changed

AlienSlof

Brilliant! Just brilliant!

Thanks for the good laugh you gave me today, Gina!

Moonscythe

All hail the amazing Gina!

ZOS_GinaBruno

Glad everyone enjoyed today's fun! Compiling these potes was definitely a team effort, though.

Eiagra

Haha, best Natch Potes evar. XD

Luvtantius_Micocia

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Glad everyone enjoyed today's fun! Compiling these potes was definitely a team effort, though.

This sure made my day, it is very funny, I hope the response on Customer Service Ticket 160321-002281 also is an Aprils fool one.

altemriel

lool, this is so funny, I read it only maybe to one half of the potes and seriously I am laughing my head off , very nice work

Dear ZOS , thank you for these changes. We believe, that they will fix all as it should be.
I propose one more change: the player who enters the dimensional rift done by Trench Digger will become an ability to enter any daedric realm for few minutes, the player will be then able to call allies from Oblivion to serve his kills

I am looking forward to the rest of the natch potes, that I did not read yet

good work , keep on doing like that !!

daemonios

Oh my god, @ZOS_GinaBruno, that was EPIC! I laughed myself to tears Easily the funniest thing I've ever read anywhere in these forums.

Particularly liked the class changes. Priceless!

altemriel

"Added a new Synergy Synergy system.
We heard you like Synergies, so Synergy Synergies are Synergies that synergize with Synergies.
Synergizing with a Synergy has small chance to trigger a Synergy Synergy event, which, if synergized with, will activate a Synergy Synergy.
Abilities with Synergies can trigger Synergy Synergy events, provided you have synergized with a Synergy Synergy recently.
Note: Synergy Synergy Synergies will be introduced in a future patch, to prepare for Synergy Synergy Synergy Synergies.

Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block."

WalkingLegacy

FilteredRiddle wrote: »

I would ride the hell out of a Razum-dar-senche mount haha.

It would turn you around and ride the hell out of you if it's anything like Razum-Dar

altemriel

"Legerdemain
Basketry: Added this new ability at level 11 of the Legerdemain skill line.
Targeting any Witness NPC with Basketry will place a small basket on their heads for 10 seconds. During this time, they cannot witness crimes."

lool, I remember this Skyrim bug, it was awesome

Skayaq

WalkingLegacy wrote: »

FilteredRiddle wrote: »

I would ride the hell out of a Razum-dar-senche mount haha.

It would turn you around and ride the hell out of you if it's anything like Razum-Dar

Question is, would it have a saddle that doesn't pinch the tail?

Shader_Shibes

@ZOS_GinaBruno

altemriel

SantieClaws wrote: »

•A new class has been added to the game: Bumnog •This class specializes in harpy punching, harpy grappling, and harpy trapping.


Ah - khajiit loves you! Also she loves Bumnog!

Yours with paws only for Bumnog
Santie Claws

Khajiit speak