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Tyrion87

On such a special day today, I thought it would be cool to necro this awesome thread. There still might be some people who haven't seen it yet

aetherial_heavenn

MissBizz wrote: »

"Modified the ruleset for the Azura’s Star campaign so you will no longer be able to engage in combat with other player characters unless you ask nicely first." My favourite! I will get a PvE Cyrodiil

Wait. No... this is my favourite... "Possibly made a number of changes to some Templar abilities. We will award 5 gold for each correctly identified change." HAHAHA!

These and the pvp trenchdigger are my faves.

kamimark

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Legerdemain

• Basketry: Added this new ability at level 11 of the Legerdemain skill line.
  • Targeting any Witness NPC with Basketry will place a small basket on their heads for 10 seconds. During this time, they cannot witness crimes.

I'd still like to have this in game, especially when trying to steal apples for the EP Jester's event!

themaddaedra

Makes more sense than the last actual patch notes we got

neverwalk

Happy April Fool's Day all you FOOLS

Doctordarkspawn

"We’ve introduced Master Ranks, a 16-tiered system that allows players to acquire the skill lines of other classes. To advance in the Master Ranks, your character will have complete Cadwell’s Platinum by playing through the content of your alliance again with increased monster levels."

WHY DO YOU TEASE US

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Joshuagm1991

I was definitely misled until "The white-gold tower has been changed to the black-blue tower". A little embarrassed it took even that long for me to understand.

Kodrac

Yay! Argonian love!

Davor

Tyrion87 wrote: »

On such a special day today, I thought it would be cool to necro this awesome thread. There still might be some people who haven't seen it yet

Thanks. I haven't seen this. Yup she got me. Had to double check the original poster until I realized what day it was. LOL. Good to see the people at Zenimax have a great sense of humour.

shauny.gibbsb16_ESO

Was good to read

Appleblade

My theiving Bosmer has lost pants to the guards so many times since then they made her an honorary Nord.

klowdy1

Pretty sure this guy is farming forum reactions.

I love the part about immersion, and the templar changes.

Radinyn

I know i t's fake but we need dis

Shawn_PT

This just totally made my day Well done!

Edit: and it's a necro too!! Damn here I thought this was something new. Still amusing though.

Redguard5StandingBy

This was a great read this morning, had some great laughs.

coop500

I wish some of this was real~

smacx250

coop500 wrote: »

I wish some of this was real~

From what I see in game, this one is!

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Sorcerer

• Daedric Summoning
  • Fixed an issue where Sorcerers were not using the pets from this line. The Unstable Familiar and Winged Twilight will now always be permanently slotted on your ability bars.

Morimizo

Is it wrong that I'd actually like 'Basketry' and the ability to harpoon Dwemer submersibles?

Thanks for the wonderfully crafted April Fools, @ZOS_GinaBruno !!!

Tasear

synergy synergy synergy

But fish that fight back...scary scary

Cadwell platinum ... still working on silver here.

VaxtinTheWolf

Increases you jump height. Increases you jump. You. *Your

We’ve added a new consumable, the Scroll of Icarian Sight. It increases you jump height by 5000% for a single leap straight up for the next 10 seconds.

These notes as a whole were highly amusing. Who thought of these collectively? At least they know the problems in their game systems, and some memes. Some of these seemed like direct shots at certain players too, even better.

I wouldn't mind a platinum story if it meant harder PvE though!

We’ve introduced Master Ranks, a 16-tiered system that allows players to acquire the skill lines of other classes. To advance in the Master Ranks, your character will have complete Cadwell’s Platinum by playing through the content of your alliance again with increased monster levels.

Tasear

Templar
General
Possibly made a number of changes to some Templar abilities. We will award 5 gold for each correctly identified change.

@Joy_Division so did you make it rich this past year?

@ZOS_GinaBruno we need a new one.

jbjondeaueb17_ESO

I wish the Trench Digger was really introduced
Soulshine set should increase the depth of the hole

Personofsecrets

"Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block."

This is my fault...

Casul

Haha this made my day, nicely done.

Strider__Roshin

Scroll of Icarian Flight? Lol oh you're too funny! A nice throwback for Morrowind fans :-D

Vapirko

"Modified the ruleset for the Azura’s Star campaign so you will no longer be able to engage in combat with other player characters unless you ask nicely first."

Remag_Div

I wish these were real patch notes.

Nyghthowler

Just because Jesus came back from the dead doesn't mean REALLY OLD POSTS need to be resurrected, even if it is Easter Sunday.

Lykanus

Nyghthowler wrote: »

Just because Jesus came back from the dead doesn't mean REALLY OLD POSTS need to be resurrected, even if it is Easter Sunday.

While usually you'd be right, i think some fun doesnt gets less good just its older, many new players have joined since then and so why not let them enjoy it too? Hence its only one day a year .

BlueViolet

It was awesome to read this again.
I still want the Bumnog Class !