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PC/Mac Natch Potes v4.1.0
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✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Sorcerer- Daedric Summoning
- Fixed an issue where Sorcerers were not using the pets from this line. The Unstable Familiar and Winged Twilight will now always be permanently slotted on your ability bars.
- Fixed an issue where Sorcerers were not using the pets from this line. The Unstable Familiar and Winged Twilight will now always be permanently slotted on your ability bars.
13 - Daedric Summoning
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✭✭✭✭✭I actually wouldn't mind a Cadwell's Platinum with increased monster difficulties. Would certainly make the game less boring...Nightfighters ― PC/NA and PC/EU
Dungeons and Trials:Personal best scores:- Dragonstar Arena: 46817 (NA)
- Maelstrom Arena: 600526 (NA)
- Blackrose Prison: 99274 (EU) (Unchained)
- Maw of Lorkhaj: 165227 (EU)
- Halls of Fabrication: 220708 (NA) (Tick-Tock Tormentor #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12)
- Asylum Sanctorium: 114957 (NA) (Immortal Redeemer #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10)
- Cloudrest: 131256 (NA) (Gryphon Heart #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7)
- Sunspire: 250866 (EU) (Godslayer #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7)
- Kyne's Aegis: 235841 (EU) (Dawnbringer #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8)
Dungeon trifectas:- Mountain God and Leave No Bone Unbroken
- Apex Predator and Pure Lunacy
- Depths Defier and Relentless Raider
- Defanged the Devourer and Nature's Wrath
- In Defiance of Death and No Rest for the Wicked
- Bane of Thorns and True Genius
- Ardent Bibliophile and Subterranean Smasher
- Battlespire's Best and Bastion Breaker
- Zero Regrets and Land, Air, and Sea Supremacy
- Fist of Tava and Invader's Bane
- Curator's Champion (Valinna) and Temporal Tempest
- Unshakeable Fervor and Lighting the Embers
Extended Journal Add-Ons: Item Set Browser ― Loot Log ― Character Knowledge ― Collectibles Tracker ― RaidificatorOther Add-Ons: Combat Alerts ― Deconstruction Junk Marker ― Purge Tracker ― Asylum Status Panel ― Smart Looter ― Improved Companion Rapport Information2 -
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✭Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
This item will praise the incredible skills of its owner and the unbelievable size of certain body parts whenever he (or she) kills a PvP opponent, all while calling the loser of a battle a noob who has to learn to play.
The weapon will also broadcast excuses should the owner lose a fight because the opponent was zerging, cheating, or caught him while his cat walked over the keyboard.
Buyers can chose between 4 different voice-over actors or submit their own audio files for additional crowns.
This is worth 5k crowns. Unmake it a joke and make it a reality.Edited by WalkingLegacy on April 1, 2016 3:01PM3 -
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✭@ZOS_GinaBruno I posted about a bug expecting a solution for me and you are posting for April Fool's day , Well GGWP Zenimax
forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/2839397#Comment_2839397
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✭All bankers have been replaced with Daggerfall's favorite banker darling, Angier Stower, who will greet you with the old favorite "Do you know the old saying? Neither a borrower or lender be? Rubbish! Without borrowers or lenders, how would we ever be able to buy or sell anything? But pardon me. Welcome to the bank of Daggerfall."
This is it ZoS, you just lost a player.
You can take away my i]insert commonly complained about feature here[/i, but you'll never take away my daily dose of
"NIDRAS, A THIEF!?!?!"
PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."8 -
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✭✭✭✭✭These are changes I approve of.Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"2 -
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✭✭Brilliant Genuinely laughed at a lot of these! Well done! Priests of Hircine
Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EUOur total free bites: 7000+Guild Subreddit | Forum Thread | YouTube PlaylistTotal Champion Points: 1000+Main Character: Ithaera - Stam DK, Nord, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
My Total Free Werewolf Bites: 400+ (Ask me about bites if you need one!)Playing since July 2015!1 -
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@PersonofsecretsZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block.
I laughed so hard because I know it was aimed at you#MOREORBS4 -
Patouf✭✭✭.
I prefer 1.x et 2.x patchs, they are more laughable.
.Ruined Laggy Broken GameSithis & Psijic OrderSithis and spacetime. From nothing to everything.Dark, Aurbis, Aetherius-Oblivion, Mundus, Nirn, Tamriel. Dark again, something else.Dark is categorical, the absolute zero.VØID1 -
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✭✭Yeah, it's really funny, I laughed and 'awesome' from me too but... it doesn't change the fact I'm sad and disappointed about the direction in which the crown store is going... (re: the latest assistants). The bitterness remains.2 -
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yeah man you can put stuff in your bank when you wantYeah, it's really funny, I laughed and 'awesome' from me too but... it doesn't change the fact I'm sad and disappointed about the direction in which the crown store is going... (re: the latest assistants). The bitterness remains.
p2w confirmed
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Ommy71✭✭✭Everything very funny but........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................FIX YOUR GAME NOW!!ommyy - Stamblade - Brigadier - Master Angler - Former Emperor - All trophies Done - Stormproof - 27400 Achievement Points....
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Nahz✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS, BASE GAME PATCH
Dragonknight- Ardent Flame
- Fiery Grip: This ability and its morph can now be used to target and pull down entire Keep wall sections.
So this is why I'm constantly getting stuck tab-targeting keep walls and siege! I guess it's working as intended after all...Nahz - VR16 Sorcerer
Paragon of Togglemancer Excellence
Daggerfall Covenant | Trueflame NA PC
#SeeYouInCU0 - Ardent Flame
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✭Here's the Razum-dar Senche Mount:
XD
Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP31 -
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- Are you interested in Crown Crate item drop rates? Visit https://www.crowncrates.com and get the Crown Crate Tracker addon to help out!
- Perhaps you're thinking of buying a home? Check out this list of all houses with Crown to Gold price conversions.
- Learn more about ESO on the UESP wiki.
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✭✭✭✭✭Oh, really didn't expect this! IIRC, Bethesda never did April Fools.
Prob. the best thing I ever read here:ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.Alandrol Sul: He's making another Numidium?!?
Vivec: Worse, buddy. They're buying it.0 -
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✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »- Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block.
Sadly so, but this might aswell be a real patch note.. wouldn't be the first time...2 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Loved it all!
Best Natch Potes ever! Way to go Gina PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H1 -
Dreyloch✭✭✭✭✭There was an awful lot of thought put into these silly Natch Potes. We all know it's April Fool's day. However, it's supposed to be funny and it's not.
Putting something like this up when ya all should be working on fixing the bugs and lag in PvP, is the real joke. I will laugh more and harder when my mood is better. How does that happen? By fixing the GAME!! My sense of humor has been on hiatus for months now.Edited by Dreyloch on April 1, 2016 3:50PM"The fear of Death, is often worse than death itself"4 -
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✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS, BASE GAME PATCH
Combat & Gameplay
General- We heard you like Synergies, so Synergy Synergies are Synergies that synergize with Synergies.
- Synergizing with a Synergy has small chance to trigger a Synergy Synergy event, which, if synergized with, will activate a Synergy Synergy.
- Abilities with Synergies can trigger Synergy Synergy events, provided you have synergized with a Synergy Synergy recently.
- Note: Synergy Synergy Synergies will be introduced in a future patch, to prepare for Synergy Synergy Synergy Synergies.
- Are you interested in Crown Crate item drop rates? Visit https://www.crowncrates.com and get the Crown Crate Tracker addon to help out!
- Perhaps you're thinking of buying a home? Check out this list of all houses with Crown to Gold price conversions.
- Learn more about ESO on the UESP wiki.
8 - We heard you like Synergies, so Synergy Synergies are Synergies that synergize with Synergies.
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Minsc✭✭✭You forgot to add at the patch notes that the lag is fixed and Cyrodiil is playable at prime time
Edited by Minsc on April 1, 2016 3:57PM0 -
FilteredRiddle✭✭✭✭I would ride the hell out of a Razum-dar-senche mount haha.Xbox One NA
The Sentinels of Padomay
Obsidian Guard (Social with PvX Events)Gamers always believe that an epic win is possible and that it's always worth trying, and trying now. Gamers don't sit around.
- Jane McGonigal4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Somehow I feel like I should take a lot of these personally... :
❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this1
