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PC/Mac Natch Potes v4.1.0

  • lordrichter
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    So, I guess Gina's fever yesterday was a bit worse than she let on...

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  • code65536
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    I actually wouldn't mind a Cadwell's Platinum with increased monster difficulties. Would certainly make the game less boring...
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  • WalkingLegacy
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    Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
    This item will praise the incredible skills of its owner and the unbelievable size of certain body parts whenever he (or she) kills a PvP opponent, all while calling the loser of a battle a noob who has to learn to play.
    The weapon will also broadcast excuses should the owner lose a fight because the opponent was zerging, cheating, or caught him while his cat walked over the keyboard.
    Buyers can chose between 4 different voice-over actors or submit their own audio files for additional crowns.

    This is worth 5k crowns. Unmake it a joke and make it a reality
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    Edited by WalkingLegacy on April 1, 2016 3:01PM
  • Scraelos
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    and no sound issues fix again(((
  • Nestor
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  • Glaiceana
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    Brilliant :D Genuinely laughed at a lot of these! Well done!
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  • Nifty2g
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    Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block.
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  • Patouf
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    I prefer 1.x et 2.x patchs, they are more laughable.





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  • Tyrion87
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    Yeah, it's really funny, I laughed and 'awesome' from me too but... it doesn't change the fact I'm sad and disappointed about the direction in which the crown store is going... (re: the latest assistants). The bitterness remains.
  • Ommy71
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    Everything very funny but........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................FIX YOUR GAME NOW!!
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  • Nahz
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    FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS, BASE GAME PATCH

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      • Fiery Grip: This ability and its morph can now be used to target and pull down entire Keep wall sections.

    So this is why I'm constantly getting stuck tab-targeting keep walls and siege! I guess it's working as intended after all...
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  • Rune_Relic
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    Bravo Dear....Bravo :D
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  • Faunter
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    bravo.gif~c200
  • Faulgor
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    Oh, really didn't expect this! IIRC, Bethesda never did April Fools.

    Prob. the best thing I ever read here:
    Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.
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  • Docmandu
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    • Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block.

    Sadly so, but this might aswell be a real patch note.. wouldn't be the first time...
  • NBrookus
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    Hmmm... sapping keep walls *would* be a fun new addition...
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  • Kalebron
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    lol
  • WldKarde
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    Loved it all!

    Best Natch Potes ever! Way to go Gina :D
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  • Dreyloch
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    There was an awful lot of thought put into these silly Natch Potes. We all know it's April Fool's day. However, it's supposed to be funny and it's not.

    Putting something like this up when ya all should be working on fixing the bugs and lag in PvP, is the real joke. I will laugh more and harder when my mood is better. How does that happen? By fixing the GAME!! My sense of humor has been on hiatus for months now.
    Edited by Dreyloch on April 1, 2016 3:50PM
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  • Minsc
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    You forgot to add at the patch notes that the lag is fixed and Cyrodiil is playable at prime time :)
    Edited by Minsc on April 1, 2016 3:57PM
  • FilteredRiddle
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    I would ride the hell out of a Razum-dar-senche mount haha.
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  • ssewallb14_ESO
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    This is the best thing ever.
  • tinythinker
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    Somehow I feel like I should take a lot of these personally... : :o
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