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Astanphaeus

The thing is I could see ZOS actually making some of these changes. Also, it is Scroll of Icarian Flight, not Icarian Sight.

Avidspark

I literally fell off my chair.
Literally.

I heard you like epic epicness, so I epiced your epic for you with extra epicly epic epiclaity, for the epic of it

Icy

"We’ve added a new consumable, the Scroll of Icarian Sight. It increases you jump height by 5000% for a single leap straight up for the next 10 seconds.

Scrolls of Icarian Sight also come with a free filled Grand Soul gem.
Scrolls of Icarian Sight grant no protection against fall damage.

*mwua* Exquisite. Thank you from a Morrowind player.

Xelrick

>_> unlisted changes

Proximity Detonation was change to Proximity Water Bucket
- all damage was drop and only hits those infront of you. Proximity Water Bucket now causes those within range to be affected by a new debuff called "Drenched". This effect will differ on the type of armor the enemy is wearing.
- Only way to remove the debuff is to remove the current armor and allow the yourself to dry...

Wrecking Blow has a new affect called Lift off
-this now if used again within 2 seconds of using Wrecking Blow , you will be shot high in the air and slam in the ground.

and... New world boss that spawns anywhere in the world... it a very vicious beast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA

Thevampirenight

I really want the underwater content =(

Tryxus

No necromancer class?

eserras7b16_ESO

Argonian love.

Never gona happen.

T.T

Funny thou x) /clap

Shimmer

Darnit, thought they were going to announce Goats as a playable race

but...CHEESEBALLS!

Ungrateful_Munchkin

Love it! Thanks for the giggles

Farorin

Ha! This is hilarious. I love how by reading the jokes it is painfully obvious that ZOS do infact listen to all of our complaints.

antmck2011rwb17_ESO

Yes, finally - bring on the Argonian love!

Aetherderius

I know it's a joke, but Cadwell's Platinum sounds like fun.

Paralyse

- Due to a large number of players complaining that ESOTU is insufficiently similar to Skyrim, we have implemented Skyrim in ESOTU. All towns, NPC's, encounters, quests, dungeons, mines, towers, fortresses, caves, and so on will now be available to visit in ESOTU at their appropriate locations in Skyrim.

- To further enhance the game experience, Dragons and Shouts have also been added to ESOTU.
- Players can unlock Shouts by killing Dragons and harvesting their souls.
- Shouts slot in place of the Ultimate ability on the action bar.
- A new skill for Daedric Summoning, "Twist And Shout", allows advanced Sorcerers to "twist" by swapping out
Shouts and Ultimate abilities in the middle of combat as needed.
- (Optional) Players can instead pay 500 Crowns to immediately unlock all three words of a given Shout.
- Dragons have also been added to existing ESOTU content for seamless integration.
- All Dragon types are Veteran Rank 15 and do not scale to the zone in which they spawn.
- New players and those under Veteran Rank 15 should probably avoid initiating combat with Dragons.
- When entering Skyrim, your skill lines will be temporarily replaced with their Skyrim equivalents.

- In an effort to increase the number of players who are able to experience Trials and Veteran rank group content, a new option has been added to the interface: Entitlement Mode.

- When Entitlement Mode is activated by the group leader, all players instantly receive kill credit for all boss
encounters within the chosen group content.
- In addition, activating Entitlement Mode also awards Legendary quality loot of the exact items that you need
from each encounter, complete with optimum enchants and stat weighting.
- For those players who feel Entitlement Mode is still too difficult because it requires grouping with other players, a
Crown Store-specific item, the Special Snowflake, is now purchasable for 5,000 Crowns. When the Special Snowflake
is activated, the player chooses a particular Trial or other content which would normally require grouping. Once the
choice is made, the player receives all of the best loot from each encounter, optimized for his, her, or its class, skill
lines, and build.
- Entitlement Mode and the Special Snowflake do not work in Cyrodiil.

mumbling-midget

Too funny
Bet you had great fun concocting this !

Vifen

Nice April's fool click pic XD

Stickleback

[*]The White Gold Tower is now the Black Blue Tower.

Love it

Thanks guys at ZOS for some great april foolsnotes

NateAssassin

I actually wish this was a real patch.

Enodoc

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Moonshadow66 wrote: »

This is hilarious!! Thank you, Gina^^

One thing actually sounds like an awesome idea, though:

"Combat & Gameplay
General
We’ve introduced Master Ranks, a 16-tiered system that allows players to acquire the skill lines of other classes. To advance in the Master Ranks, your character will have complete Cadwell’s Platinum by playing through the content of your alliance again with increased monster levels."

I totally would play through the home zones again with a maxed character, definitely! ("Cadwell's Platinum" sounds funny, though lol)

Agreed, would like to see that. Gidorick / tinythinker this wasn't one of your suggestions, was it?

lol. Not quite... at least not from me Enodoc . I have suggested the idea of visiting "Masters" of each class to change your class... and I've suggested "Master Leveling" where you get leveled down to the level of a player that you are grouped with as a sort of "mentor".

Perhaps you're thinking of TheShadowScout 's Class Morph idea where, after completing Gold, you are given the option to choose a class morph (a new class) to add on top of your current class.

There has definitely been someone who mentioned "Cadwell's Platinum" as a Veteran-scaled version of your home alliance... I definitely do like the class-morph idea, but this time that wasn't what I was thinking of

Enodoc Your pitiful forum search-fu is saddening for a Community Ambassador

Cadwell Platinum

@MissBizz I did I found so many of them (over 20) that I couldn't be bothered to go through and find which was the actual one that I remembered.

It wasn't that one, though, it was this one (August 2014):
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/125556/cadwells-platinum-i-wouldnt-put-this-past-zos

Cogo

Added a new Synergy Synergy system.

• We heard you like Synergies, so Synergy Synergies are Synergies that synergize with Synergies.
• Synergizing with a Synergy has small chance to trigger a Synergy Synergy event, which, if synergized with, will activate a Synergy Synergy.
• Abilities with Synergies can trigger Synergy Synergy events, provided you have synergized with a Synergy Synergy recently.
• Note: Synergy Synergy Synergies will be introduced in a future patch, to prepare for Synergy Synergy Synergy Synergies.

This is so freakishly good that you just have to make it!

Shimmer

Are there only a certain amount of synergies that a synergy synergy can synergy while synergising with a synergy synergy event?

Weberda

An even bigger joke would have been the one-liner "We fixed the lag".

Moonshadow66

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Are there only a certain amount of synergies that a synergy synergy can synergy while synergising with a synergy synergy event?

It's capped at 100 synergies in a row^^

pjwb16_ESO

Would buy this over ESO at least it would be funny

Shimmer

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Sylance9 wrote: »

Are there only a certain amount of synergies that a synergy synergy can synergy while synergising with a synergy synergy event?

It's capped at 100 synergies in a row^^

So what you're saying is, caps on synergy synergy event means that they will cause lag in Cyrodiil?

Covokson

thats good i need a good laugh

kendellking_chaosb14_ESO

You know the General changes to PvP are actually pretty good it would be a fun change never going to happen cause that would mean found something proactive for PvP and the last time that happened was never.

alenae1b14_ESO

Well Done. Enjoyed

Kwivur

• Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
  • This item will praise the incredible skills of its owner and the unbelievable size of certain body parts whenever he (or she) kills a PvP opponent, all while calling the loser of a battle a noob who has to learn to play.
    
    lol

Serenityx

code65536 wrote: »

I actually wouldn't mind a Cadwell's Platinum with increased monster difficulties. Would certainly make the game less boring...

Two kinds of people in ESO.

OutLaw_Nynx

Where is this years natch potes?!