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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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obscure7✭✭✭✭"Khajiit tell M'aiq he is unlike most Khajiit. M'aiq tells Khajiit he is most like M'aiq. Then, we eat moon-sugar."
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✭✭✭✭✭From the upcoming Orsinium DLC..."The bread is delicious, no question. But real sustenance can only be found in the forest. When I consume the forest's bounty, I take in the wild.
"You don't want to be here when the wild comes out, though. Trust me."
-Unshang the Untamed at Skalar's Hostel
My thoughts: Yeah, I don't think I want to either. I'm going to go stand over there. Waaaay over there...❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭"Did anyone ever tell you how nice you smell? You smell... delicious." - Rawlhka outlaws area Merchant.
Oh and the dancing Argonian in Windhelm outlaws cave has some simply hilarius stuff to tell ya when you actually talk to him. I highly recommend.Georgion - Bosmer/Templar - PC/EU4 -
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✭✭✭"If you're relying on wit- I'd say you're halfway there..." -Bosmer in Elden RootWant to enjoy the game more? Try both PvP (crybabies) and PvE (carebears). You'll get a better perspective on everyone's opinion.
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✭✭✭✭✭"Walk where the echateres walk, my friend. Unless they have the flux. Then walk two paces to the right. Trust me on this." - Glurbasha (in the Rkindaleft ruins)❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭the main story line has some pretty funny comments (most from abnur he can be so rude
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this one made me laugh the first time i heared it
Lyris:"You must be the ugliest princess I've ever rescued from a tower, Tharn."10 -
Angarato✭✭✭greatest thread i read in awhile. love the one liners in this game. when it comes to one liners tho nobody beats GLaDOS from portal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVlLOGL9ezE 3 -
Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »"I used to be a PvP'er like you but then I took a meteor shower all the way to lagtown"
This is my new fav. Js.1 -
uso245✭✭✭"I just got away from a giant... I think she wanted to mate"
she wanted snu snu.My Facebook Page
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KewaG✭✭✭Basically anything Ma'aiq or Sheogorath Say but Dringoth made me laugh too with this one:Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
*@KewaG - Steam and ESO. Write ESO Steam player in my comments if you want to be Steam friends.
* PC/NA Megasever
* Ebonheart Pact - Mostly
* ESO is my first MMO
* I like group dungeons
* I Haven't played much PvP
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✭✭✭✭✭"She is the apple in my tart and the rabbit in my meatball!" - Rigurt the Brash❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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eggnogman✭✭✭I get a kick out of the random female bandit who comes out of nowhere and yells Die, Die, Die, Die, Die before attacking you.4
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✭✭✭✭✭"Warriors are like steel; when you lose your temper, you lose your worth" - Abnur Tharn.
Probably one of the wittiest quotes I've encountered so far.10 -
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✭✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »"Walk where the echateres walk, my friend. Unless they have the flux. Then walk two paces to the right. Trust me on this." - Glurbasha (in the Rkindaleft ruins)
I ran into this one last night and loved it. XD#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC0 -
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✭✭✭✭When you finally meet Narsis Dren..... OMGTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis4 -
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✭newtinmpls wrote: »When you finally meet Narsis Dren..... OMG
Oh. My. God. I did only couple of quests in Orsinium so far, but this man is gold.
My favourite - I start fighting mobs, he just stands around and screams: "Aim for the knee! Aim for the knee!"Edited by Jura23 on November 7, 2015 11:24PMGeorgion - Bosmer/Templar - PC/EU9 -
Zaldan✭✭✭✭✭Naryu Virian - "People reeeeally frustrate me sometimes."
She's such a babe.
Naryu Virian
"Maybe we should go upstairs so I can protect you." Who even says that? He could have complimented my eyes! Or my ... nevermind.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QPEnEHFOvqIEdited by Zaldan on November 7, 2015 11:37PM11 -
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✭✭"Dont cause any trouble,Daywalker." The first time I heard it,I thought of the movie "Blade 2".0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"Somewhere out there, there's a customer who's desperate to consume who's desperate to consume a magical person-egg. Who am I to deny them that opportunity?" - Nednor
Soooo much great dialogue in Orsinium, I am using restraint by only posting a handful of great line. I like to think the writers check threads like this to see what hits when creating new material, but I know it's not actually true.
Edited by tinythinker on November 8, 2015 10:47PM❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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humpalicous✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »From a kidnapped NPC in a cage awaiting gruesome experimentation after being freed...
"That's the last time I accept an invitation from a mysterious robed stranger."
"once I was an adventurer like you, then I..."
Oh wait, wrong game...
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✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »When you finally meet Narsis Dren..... OMG
Yeah, I dropped and redid his quest a few times to decide which ending I wanted. He is great on many levels, not just a self-absorbed coward and braggart but also a kind of meta-commentary aimed at Elder Scrolls players. A guy who rolls in, messes with a crypt with no thought for the consequences, and expects levers/panels to lead to a boss fight and an adjacent treasure room. Some gentle poking at the fourth wall.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this5 -
Leon119✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »When you finally meet Narsis Dren..... OMG
Oh. My. God. I did only couple of quests in Orsinium so far, but this man is gold.
My favourite - I start fighting mobs, he just stands around and screams: "Aim for the knee! Aim for the knee!"
... i feel pity for the coffin i stuck him in...3 -
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✭✭✭✭I'd expressed my ... pleasure ... at finally meeting Narsis Drentinythinker wrote: »Yeah, I dropped and redid his quest a few times to decide which ending I wanted. He is great on many levels, not just a self-absorbed coward and braggart but also a kind of meta-commentary aimed at Elder Scrolls players. A guy who rolls in, messes with a crypt with no thought for the consequences, and expects levers/panels to lead to a boss fight and an adjacent treasure room. Some gentle poking at the fourth wall.
and so now I must encourage everyone to take a gander at a truly philosophical look at the metaphysics of ES:
https://fallingawkwardly.wordpress.com/2010/08/29/the-metaphysics-of-morrowind-part-1/
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
b92303008rwb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭"Don’t say I never gave you anything. Actually, don’t say I gave you anything. To anybody." ‒Roshinia, Belkarth Outlaws Refuge‒4
