Favorite NPC one-liners?

Bookwyrm · June 2015

"I didn't know screaming "I GIVE UP!" was a valid battle strategy!" - Fighter's Guild member in Eldenroot.

Just the way he screams it is fantastic. +10 charisma for the voice actor!

likelolwhat · June 2015

"That's... that's the first thing you've said that makes any sense."
-The Frozen Man

That quest made me sad.

BloodStorm · June 2015

" My first step towards true immortality!!" - Mannimarco

Phinix1 · June 2015

likelolwhat wrote: »

"That's... that's the first thing you've said that makes any sense."
-The Frozen Man

That quest made me sad.

"Go on. You eat it."
-The Frozen Man

I really liked that guy.

Jaxsun · June 2015

From a static spawn of level 3 npc's outside Bestine in SWG, as I'm walking up to the mob one of them says "What smells like bantha poodoo? Oh, it's my good friend here...."

Phinix1 · June 2015

"If you're trying to rely on wit, I'd say you're half way there."
-Random Bosmer chick

painsworth01 · June 2015

I logged into the game after dealing with the frustration of a RL extended renovation project. My toon was standing in a city. Before i could even make a move, an npc approached and said, "How are your renovations going?"

I seriously considered closing down the computer and walking away.

Moonshadow66 · June 2015

Eselde Tamrith during the Doomcrag quest:
"And as a little girl I wanted a pet guar I could decorate with ribbons and call Penelope. But we don't always get what we want. Especially in war."

Now I want to decorate mine, too.. both pet and mounts. WTB ribbons^^

Moonshadow66 · June 2015

What I also find kinda funny is when I hear NPCs saying "The Hero of Davon's Watch!" or "The Hero of Koeglin Vlillage!", no matter where I go (the first I've even heard in Coldharbour lol).

Besides of that, I'd love to have these available as a title

newtinmpls · June 2015

In Craglorn with his arrogant-ness Vanus Galerion

"What are you still doing here? The vampires won't bleed themselves you know."

Zorrashi · June 2015

I don't quite remember but it involved a blood-soaking legend to keep yourself young and a vampire-related quest in Valenwood...I came back after completing the quest and finding out that the whole 'bathe yourself in blood to stay young' ritual was just a hoax. And you know what one of her lines said?

"I tried that once, made me feel all crusty."

And the bosmer try to convince us that they are not savage......

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Dorjee · June 2015

My favourites form part of my forum signature:

"I will ensure no tales are told of your valour." - Molag Bal

"Break the law, and the law will break you." - Mercenary Soldier at Rawl'kha

newtinmpls · June 2015

Met an interesting Imperial in Cyrodiil, one Jaretius Illvina. He's hosting this ... party, and trying to be friendly:

"It's good to hear party chatter at last.

Oh wait, it's my turn isn't it? Well, I'm a necromancer by trade. I dabble a bit in taxidermy, but that's just a hobby."

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Merlight · July 2015

Maugash, an Orc in Bergama, Alik'r Desert:

These Crowns don't pay us Orcs much, but it's better than living on the street... I guess.

Sandshark95 · July 2015

"I bet you have to study just to be a half-wit!" -- Guard, Elden Root

Also, has anyone noticed how every time you do something nice for an Argonian NPC, they reply with a version of "You are the sun on my scales!". I know lizards are cold-blooded but still... a little variety perhaps? Have yet to finish a quest involving an Argonian that hasn't mentioned the sun and their scales XD

I also love anything a Khajiit says. "This one..."

tinythinker · July 2015

Well, I ran into an Argonian guard who warned me that I should pay my bounty because he is "an egg on a precipice" and is about to crack. Loved the voice acting on that one. I wasn't the sun on his scales.

atsocixel · July 2015

this isn't necessarily a one liner, but I thought it was really funny

not exactly when it happened (because I got caught), but because this was the last response I thought I would've gotten lol

tinythinker · July 2015

atsocixel wrote: »

this isn't necessarily a one liner, but I thought it was really funny not exactly when it happened (because I got caught), but because this was the last response I thought I would've gotten lol

Aaaand that's when I choose the "Flee" option...

yodased · July 2015

best one I think:

"Thanks for visiting, come back when you have less time to stay"

lol makes me laugh every time.

Lynx7386 · July 2015

M'aiq the liar:
"Wood elves are not made of wood. Sea elves are not made of water. This one is still unsure about high elves."

tritony · July 2015

bugsplat_nz wrote: »

Vicecanon Hrondar (Nord) "I miss the days of kicking arse. Now I'm expected to kiss them"

That one makes my day today

FelixTheCatt · July 2015

Favorite line is from Oblivion , still Elder Scrolls related. The Orc that says "Well ain't you the High Tom Titty?!" and anything about "taking an arrow to the knee". We still reference those in this house whenever I am caught in one of the back in my day lectures to our adult children.

dday3six · July 2015

"I like to crush skulls and eat sweet rolls"

I think it's just random NPCs in town that say it.

sekou_trayvond · July 2015

"Spikeball? No, he was terrible at spikeball."

Tolmos · July 2015

Daggerfall guards:

"If you question authority, we have questions for you".

Seberii · July 2015

I was once an adventurer like yourself, until one fateful day, when my life changed forever.
- Kuralit

Kuralit being the beggar in Marbruk

tinythinker · August 2015

"Well kiss a troll and call me pumpkin." -- Skordo the Knife (brawny Orc fighter)

Scyantific · August 2015

"OH MY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE WON." - High Kinlord Rilis XII

Rilis is the best NPC in the game, bar none.