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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭A student at the College of Aldmeri Propriety academy who had been left too long in Saltwater Cave...
Aglion: <He stares icily at you>
Player: Are you well? I can lead you out of ----
Aglion: No. (in a deep, detached, spacy voice)
Player: Have you seen Ilara or anyone else go past here?
Aglion: Yes. (same voice)
Player: Where did they go?
Aglion: <He stares at you>
Player: I can lead you out. It's not safe with all these spider in here.
Aglion: Don't you dare touch my spiders! They're my spiders! Mine! Get out of here! Go away, and never come back!
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this6 -
jkemmery✭✭✭✭Nord in a Tavern in Windhelm after some conversation between other NPCs about a contest: "Ohhhh, a contest? Can I win a medal? I like medals!"2 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Still - the stablemaster in Rivenspire: Need something to riiide? *hand gesture*
Well... I'll have to look more closely now..Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis4 -
Menelaos✭✭✭✭One of the Eternal Companions in the Rift storyline quest:
"If you are the best this time has to offer I can see why people turn to the past for heroes."
...und Gallileo dreht sich doch!
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Yolokin_Swagonborn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"I used to be a PvP'er like you but then I took a meteor shower all the way to lagtown"5 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭"I like to crush skulls and eat sweetrolls and I am all out of sweetrolls."
five points if you get the movie reference.....Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
AlienSlof✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭It's from an old film called They Live, about aliens slyly taking over the world. Duke Nukem also used a variation of this line.
RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.3 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭It's from an old film called They Live, about aliens slyly taking over the world. Duke Nukem also used a variation of this line.
Rowdie Roddy Piper Lives!Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
Emma_Overload✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Sometimes the prey turns and nips us... it is a small thing"
---- Molag Bal#CAREBEARMASTERRACE4 -
ArcVelarian✭✭✭✭✭"When M'aiq enters a new place, he pictures it within himself and meditates for a short time."
Murphy's Law of PvP : If it can be abused and or exploited, it will be abused and or exploited.1 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭From another thread, but I had to add it here:
"War doesn't build character - it reveals it!"Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
kodo✭✭ther's this pretty lady merchant in vulkhel guard (auridon),she's so cute,when u approach her to buy something, she says to you:
what ? is it because i'm short? or because i'm a woman? just tell me what u want etc etc..
each time i get there i go see her just to hear it again
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nastuug✭✭✭✭✭
✭tinythinker wrote: »Someone stole his sweetroll...
(Which apparently was laced with something really strong)
Omg, her eyes...Edited by nastuug on May 14, 2015 10:46PM1 -
Parrotbrain✭✭✭
Technically not from ESO, but from Morrowind, my favourite game of the series. That game was seriously cool.15 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Quite the view from up here, eh? I meant the landscape -- don't get any ideas." - Dringoth (after you tie his skull to your belt)❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this8 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Just watching my husband play his thief, who finally got caught (damn there are just not many guards in Skywatch, apparently).
"You know how this works. I am a guard. You are a thief. We know our roles."
There was more, but I was laughing too hard to catch it. Apparently altmer do have a sense of humor. Who knew?Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis2 -
SeñorCinco✭✭✭✭"Every woman has a price!
... mine is 30g."
Gotta
those promiscuous Dunmer women. 
Words contained in posts, at which point I stop reading and will not respond...
Toon / Mana / WoW or any acronym following "In ___" /
Pets (when referring to summoned Daedra) / Any verbiage to express slang (ie, ending in uz,az,..) / Soul Stone
... to be continued.
Now, get off my lawn.2 -
Mettaricana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭i pick pocketed a man working on the docks in riften he caught me he said..
"HELP GUARDS I"VE BEEN TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY A STRANGER!!"(in a whimsical pansy tone)24 -
Fizzlewizzle✭✭✭✭"I haven't climbed through a window since i was a young girl, they have gotten smaller".
Captain Alhana, during a quest in Kynesgrove, Eastmarch.
Mending-The-Wounded, Aldmeri Dominion, Templar.5 -
Veridiano02✭✭Queen Ayrenn, after a quest, don't remember what quest exactly:"Ha. No, Raz and I met while I was traveling, many years ago. We met in Wayrest. Or was it Whiterun? Something with a 'W'. The story's a long one, and involves a drunken schoolmarm and a purple velvet dress. Ahem."5 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭From a vendor in Chorrol on why she hasn't left despite the upheaval...
"Like that little oak behind me, I believe great things will come in time. That
is why I stay.
"Plus, my cart broke down on the other side of town. I'm stuck here until I can
afford another."
-Pyn Virien, Equipment Merchant❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this1 -
Phinix1✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Your delusions of Godhood are laughable, you ignominious corpse-herder."
-Abner Tharn, to Manimarco
"Ah, to breathe the free air again!"
-Random slave after being released from a cage with very wide bars.5 -
Phinix1✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Parrotbrain wrote: »
Technically not from ESO, but from Morrowind, my favourite game of the series. That game was seriously cool.
I still have dreams about that game...2 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Overhead near an eating contest in Windhelm:
"Are you joking? Come on ya' little baby - finish that pie!"Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
Daraugh✭✭✭✭✭"Don't talk to me, I'm a shrub!"May all beings have happiness
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred10 -
Muizer✭✭✭✭✭
✭"you can't swing a dead cat! I got in trouble for that once."
"I'm getting smart with you? How would you know?"
and of course the ubiquitous
"I can't complain, but that doesn't seem to stop me".Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!4
