Maintenance for the week of November 4:
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – November 6, 9:00AM EST (14:00 UTC) - 6:00PM EST (23:00 UTC)

Server maintenance times

  • sockthi3f
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    Is there scheduled maintenance at 8:30 AM?
  • jmoore59
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    enfp wrote: »
    Skjlvald wrote: »
    @Skjlvald‌ Did I do better? ;)
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    That's what I'm talkin' about. it's all about the kitteh.

    And after 22 pages we have a kitten.

    Banecat

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywjpbThDpE
  • jstans_ESO
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  • SpireofSouls
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    Well its almost 6am here and how much longer they need? Look like one dead kitten to me, esp that fat guy above my post.
  • enfp
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    enfp wrote: »
    Why are people talking about some sort of downtime issue in this thread

    CLEARLY this thread is not about server downtime. It's about sheep, and kittens, and roman ***, and sweetrolls, and and and FIRE, AND FIRE MONKEYS, AND FIRE MONKEYS THAT LAUNCH POO

    I mean seriously, stop hijacking

    It's called socializing, not hijacking.

    Hm think you misread that ol buddy

    Definitely not, old boy.
  • BrandynPublic
    >Just why? (post)

    why? probably boredom and frustration.

    Now the follow up question is why do you read them? me? I'm bored. haha.
  • TeamCarrier
    1 minute to six hours and counting.
    Edited by TeamCarrier on April 2, 2014 9:59AM
  • sampaku
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    enfp wrote: »
    enfp wrote: »
    Why are people talking about some sort of downtime issue in this thread

    CLEARLY this thread is not about server downtime. It's about sheep, and kittens, and roman ***, and sweetrolls, and and and FIRE, AND FIRE MONKEYS, AND FIRE MONKEYS THAT LAUNCH POO

    I mean seriously, stop hijacking

    It's called socializing, not hijacking.

    Hm think you misread that ol buddy

    Definitely not, old boy.

    Relax, old sport.
  • joshweps
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    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Death is such a waste we shall enslave them all

  • AlexanderTheGreat
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    DarkoDon wrote: »
    sampaku wrote: »
    Thelrok wrote: »
    Just curious, for the people who are clearly so frustrated about the server downtime and the fact it's out of beta,

    What do you suggest if a gamebreaking bug is found after the beta? If beta is supposed to fix EVERYTHING, have you ever written up a proof for a program?

    The people you are referring to, who are complaining excessively, have no concept of what is actually going on. They don't understand programming. They just aren't getting what they want and are, as a result, throwing a fit. Your logic has no power over them.

    What you guys don't seem to understand is that this isn't some 20 year old neckbeard developing a java game. This is a multi-million dollar corporation with access to an entire developer team and then some. We're also paying them. They should be minimizing the amount of inconvenience to us and at least communicating with us better than "it's broken guys im sorry ok :("

    Uh, this is the smoothest, least downtime launch I have ever been apart of. So they have minimized it.

    Again, there will never be a no downtime launch, ever. It's impossible. Common sense and history should have told you that prior to your purchase. I made mine knowing that, and did so happily. Best damn launch EVER in a AAA mmo.


    Well, since it's the best YOU'VE experienced, that must mean they have absolutely minimized this five hour maintenance! Well played, chap! I mean we can clearly see that they are working nonstop to get these servers up, right? All these insightful posts from the community managers illustrating that their dev team is hard at work fixing our game so some of us that had to work and will have to work later can actually get some play out of the early access that was promised!

    TERA's F2P launch was smoother than this.
  • enfp
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    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Shut up shank
    Edited by enfp on April 2, 2014 10:00AM
  • cjmarsh725b14_ESO
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  • Bunzaga_ESO
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    4 hours til the kids need to get up for school. Time to sleep and then I'll be set for 24 hours of game play (assuming the game is up in the next 4 hours)!
  • SpireofSouls
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    All you old timers need to relax and find something else to do.
  • RipVanWinkleX
    I used to play ESO... but then the servers took an error to the knee
  • Chaleria
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    enfp wrote: »
    enfp wrote: »
    Why are people talking about some sort of downtime issue in this thread

    CLEARLY this thread is not about server downtime. It's about sheep, and kittens, and roman ***, and sweetrolls, and and and FIRE, AND FIRE MONKEYS, AND FIRE MONKEYS THAT LAUNCH POO

    I mean seriously, stop hijacking

    It's called socializing, not hijacking.

    Hm think you misread that ol buddy

    Definitely not, old boy.

    Sarcasm... lost
  • jstans_ESO
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    joshweps wrote: »
    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Death is such a waste we shall enslave them all

    We enslave the Khajiits, the Argonians must die!
  • Laura
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    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Why are you so jealous of my amazing tail. I think I'll eat you tonight.
  • BlackWolf21408
    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Thats harsh but ok
  • DanteYoda
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    Its Official ESO is FUBAR..

    I'm the official >:)
  • sampaku
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    I used to play ESO... but then the servers took an error to the knee

    This guy wins the thread as of now.

  • kearnstarb14_ESO
    Chaleria wrote: »
    enfp wrote: »
    enfp wrote: »
    Why are people talking about some sort of downtime issue in this thread

    CLEARLY this thread is not about server downtime. It's about sheep, and kittens, and roman ***, and sweetrolls, and and and FIRE, AND FIRE MONKEYS, AND FIRE MONKEYS THAT LAUNCH POO

    I mean seriously, stop hijacking

    It's called socializing, not hijacking.

    Hm think you misread that ol buddy

    Definitely not, old boy.

    Sarcasm... lost

    Eh what can be done
    Token Drunk Aussie #1
  • enfp
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    I used to play ESO... but then the servers took an error to the knee
    Nice word play but that's been done already < 3

  • Selrach
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    joshweps wrote: »
    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Death is such a waste we shall enslave them all

    Ah, you must be a dunmer!
  • smilingmaybe
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    joshweps wrote: »
    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Death is such a waste we shall enslave them all

    It's not a waste if you're killing them to make into sausages. :)
  • kearnstarb14_ESO
    sampaku wrote: »
    I used to play ESO... but then the servers took an error to the knee

    This guy wins the thread as of now.

    Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure fire monkey poo pet, the randy skeever crisis and sheep technicians are the front runners so far
    Token Drunk Aussie #1
  • BlackWolf21408
    jstans_ESO wrote: »
    joshweps wrote: »
    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Death is such a waste we shall enslave them all

    We enslave the Khajiits, the Argonians must die!

    This one shall claw your eyes out if you try to enslave us.
  • Medgirlpts_ESO
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    By the time the servers come back most of us will easily reach a 100 points earned in short period of time.

    *edit* Not a complaint or flame. Merely stating the obvious.
    Edited by Medgirlpts_ESO on April 2, 2014 10:04AM
    Ceridai <3 Healing Mage <3
    --The Downtime Defenders --
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  • RagnarSS
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    You must have a rough idea what the eta is going to be? i.e. it will be at least 2 more hours so that people can stop sitting in front of their computers waiting!!! I know you know most of us have no lives when a game comes out...
    2) Is it really true you are doing maintenance on a sunday? Are you absolutely insane???
  • joshweps
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    ahonma_ESO wrote: »
    joshweps wrote: »
    jstans_ESO wrote: »
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    Death is such a waste we shall enslave them all

    It's not a waste if you're killing them to make into sausages. :)

    and you must be a woof elf
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