When someone tries to shoot at you with a coldfire trebuchet
Say no to Toxic Casuals!
I am doing my best, but I am not a native speaker, sorry.
"Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 24 DLCs. 40 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game." - @AlexanderDeLarge
Going into vet DLC dungeon not knowing the mechanics
Yesterday I joined a group to get Fang Lair hard mode. Player specified in chat that it's hard mode run so need exp people. We went with 3 dds, and all the run till the last boss was super smooth, I even thought we'll get no death together with HM in one try Unfortunately, one of dds died to Colossus heavy attack and then the fun started for next two hours... I was so angry inside, but one thing which made me laugh even after countless wipes is... We activate the book again (and again), get to execute phase (again) when random ghost walls start spawning after the dragon heals back to 50% health, fight for some time and then tank dies to ghost wall and types in group chat: "Have we activated hard mode?" So all this time he didn't even know what hard mode mechanics are on last boss, even in theory...
It's older screenshot, but I felt same as then:
ESO combat: when you have additional ally effects turned OFF and still can't see what's going on...
When you can't see half of screen cause of addon (and can't stop using it) + invincible boss is laughing at you with 1 health point left cause of mechanic
When 3 other group members have no concept of interrupting any enemy attacks even after being told to, and you don't die only cause you're tank and it's normal dungeon:
When you open the door and want to close it quietly:
For the love of Kyne, buff sorc. PC NACP 2100+Star-Sïnger - Khajiit Magicka Sorc - EP Grand Overlord - Flawless Conqueror vMA/vBRP/vDSA no death/vHel Ra HM/vAA HM/vSO HM/vMoL HM/vHoF HM/vAS +2/vCR+3/vSS HMs/vKA HMs/vVH/vRG Oax HM/vDSR
Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC
Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP
Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD
When you are the only one to die during a no-death run on the last boss that's under 10% health and your team looks over at you like
Iwishitwasntatruestory
Edited by Kuramas9tails on March 18, 2019 5:45PM
Your friendly neighborhood crazy cat lady of ESO
New PSN name: SundariTheLast. Proud seller in RedEye Empire, PURPLE GANG and Backalley Trading.
AD High Elf Mageblade DPS (General)(Former Empress) -- Stormproof/VMOL, VHOF, VDSA completion
AD Khajiit Mageblade DPS -- Flawless Conquerer FOR THE QUEEN!
PS4/NA