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Maintenance for the week of April 29:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – April 29

Eso Memes, Mechanics are like:

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    max_only wrote: »
    This event has got me bummed out. any More memes?

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    Feeling better?

    Yes I love Fozzy Bear.
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    A bit late, but this is the face when it’s anniversary week and the zone boss gives double motif page drops

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    Edited by max_only on March 30, 2019 4:03AM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    Roundabout starts to play

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    alternatively: it was at this moment he knew, he fkd up
    Edited by max_only on March 31, 2019 6:47PM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    Questionable Meat Sack strikes again


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    the one that Juuuuust missed the bucket and the 2 for 1 i got in the middle ❤️
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    Edited by max_only on May 22, 2019 7:43PM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    max_only wrote: »
    Questionable Meat Sack strikes again

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    the one that Juuuuust missed the bucket and the 2 for 1 i got in the middle ❤️
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    LMAO, those people trying to pick up sparkles :D
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    max_only wrote: »
    Questionable Meat Sack strikes again

    That meat sack gets everywhere.

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    Nightblade reading Elsweyr patch notes...

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  • Ertosi
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    PC NA @Ertosi
    ♠♦ My Team ♥♣
    GoanJabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
    DruStamplar
    TicklesHealplar
    DixieMagplar
    FigsStamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
    Sir PriceStamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
    MayaStamblade Speedster
    AhmedMagblade Bomber
    BalzarStamSorc Blitzer
    WinniePetSorc Thunder Mage
    TanksStamDK Tank
    MonaMagDK Fire Mage
    DawnHPDK
    BearlyStamden Tank
    IvanaMagden Ice Mage

    CP 950+
    ♌ DC Loyalist ♌
    ✄ Grand Master Crafter
    No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
    https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
    https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
    https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
    https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
    Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.
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    Ertosi wrote: »
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    Eh, Korean MMOs know the definition of grind. ESO is fine. Yes even the new skyshards thing. Consoles wanted something, anything so badly, Zos gave them a monkey’s paw
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    If you have a khajiit dd and redguard dd in your grp and they pull everything instead of tank......
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    DinOwned wrote: »
    hakan wrote: »
    Someone needa to change Daffy and Bugs gif to "Nerf Nb, Nerf Sorc" pls.

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    You should get all the free crown store stuff you want and free ESO+ for a year. lol
    "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." Anaïs Nin

    “There’s a difference between wanting to be looked at and wanting to be seen." Amanda Palmer

    “A game is an opportunity to focus our energy, with relentless optimism, at something we’re good at (or getting better at) and enjoy. In other words, gameplay is the direct emotional opposite of depression.” Jane McGonigal

    “They'll tell you you're too loud, that you need to wait your turn and ask the right people for permission. Do it anyway." Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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    Carefully dyeing your equipment and forgetting you turned on "dye all slots"
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    Chasing Nightblades in PVP
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    When the boss decides to cook some popcorn and the whole group be like
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    Edited by VileNord on April 7, 2019 3:57PM
    PC NA: I'm actually a pretty nice Nord but "NiceNord" doesn't strike fear in the hearts of Tamriel's foes : )
  • Ertosi
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    PC NA @Ertosi
    ♠♦ My Team ♥♣
    GoanJabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
    DruStamplar
    TicklesHealplar
    DixieMagplar
    FigsStamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
    Sir PriceStamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
    MayaStamblade Speedster
    AhmedMagblade Bomber
    BalzarStamSorc Blitzer
    WinniePetSorc Thunder Mage
    TanksStamDK Tank
    MonaMagDK Fire Mage
    DawnHPDK
    BearlyStamden Tank
    IvanaMagden Ice Mage

    CP 950+
    ♌ DC Loyalist ♌
    ✄ Grand Master Crafter
    No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
    https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
    https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
    https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
    https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
    Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.
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    Ertosi wrote: »
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    Would also work for “unusually long load screen” aka a “usually long load screen”
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    When you get made group leader in Cyrodiil and everyone drops from the group.

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    Natch Potes is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get
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    When PUG group has skipped al content in a vet dungeon and replacement arrives:

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    max_only wrote: »
    When the raid leader is explaining vCR+3
    https://youtu.be/hMb3V00ck0o

    can you tell who the two pick up dd players are? and the lagging/crashing healer lol
    Edited by max_only on April 8, 2019 5:17AM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    max_only wrote: »
    max_only wrote: »
    When the raid leader is explaining vCR+3
    https://youtu.be/hMb3V00ck0o

    can you tell who the two pick up dd players? are and the lagging/crashing healer lol

    Omg, it was exactly the same yesterday, we pickup 2 new dds to progression yesterday for vMoL and they came without soulgems and knowledge what to do at twins, and then healer can't tolerate all consequences and left and we took another from guild, but he was lagging and crushing like hell with all his synergy control add-ons :D:D:bawling:
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    When you're in a Battleground match, dueling someone for some time and almost got the guy killed, the sorc from your team comes and pulls out a mages wrath to steal the kill, and the text pops up at your screen: "You helped kill Player X":
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    EU PC
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    Elitists on the forums be like:
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    When you make it through the pledge
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    Edited by max_only on April 14, 2019 3:20AM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    max_only wrote: »
    Combat mechanics I like:

    Luring the boss into a trap (March of Sacrifices):
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    Confusing the boss by switching targets (WGT):
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    Mechanics I don’t like:

    Run to left, now dodge to the right, hold block two times, don’t bar swap, every body purge your friends!
    https://youtu.be/zu9kgVA5apo

    knight in the video looks tired af xD and I do not blame them, looks heavy haha
    Ah, e-communities - the "pinnacle" of the internet............yeah, right.
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    Summerset Zone Chat:

    Player1: Need help with Graveld, type G
    Player2: G
    Player3: G
    Player 4: G

    How I read it:

    68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f487369496b6151314c73503247513d3d2d3136373932383931352e313435616339623436373530623966373935313735313732363937382e706e67?s=fit&w=720&h=720
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    Skipping bosses/trash by clinging to walls
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    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    When someone "moves a muscle" on Cradle Of Shadows final boss......but who?

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    Ertosi wrote: »
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    I felt this in my SOUL.
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    Trying to stack Miscellaneous Items or PVP Gear in the Guild bank.

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    Stacking everything else in the Guild Bank or Regular Bank

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    When a DD Queues up as a Healer or Tank on DLC or Vet content and has to slot 1 heal or Inner Fire on their bar.

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    max_only wrote: »
    Getting dropped into a half completed dlc pledge
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    Haha, what is that lady doing to that old man on the floor? Mouth to ummm, <HUUHHHH> !
    Those in power only have the illusion they are powerful, however in reality, those in power are only so because we allow them to be.

    ESO Beta Test Ultimate Question for control!
    Lord Dagon's Mythic Dawn Guild is now recruiting. Dailies, trials, Raids, Fun, Discord (required for staying on Crown), guild bank and so much more. Msg me or mail me in game @Chaz for invite. **See Link Here** ElderScrollsOnlineYouTube

    ElderScrollsOnline Purchase History April 17, 2017 through May 30th 2022 (Crowns,Upgrades, ESO Plus) = $5,610.38
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    max_only wrote: »
    Getting dropped into a half completed dlc pledge
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    Happened to me in bgs the other day dropping me in on the losing team i won top score but yeah fire bodies destro ults and nbs everwhere..
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