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Eso Memes, Mechanics are like:

  • Atallanta
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    max_only wrote: »
    Skipping bosses/trash by clinging to walls
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    Loved this one :)
  • Ertosi
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    Every time I see a post of someone complaining about how "hard" or "awful" whatever content they don't like is:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_mrQ1YZT-c
    PC NA @Ertosi
    ♠♦ My Team ♥♣
    GoanJabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
    DruStamplar
    TicklesHealplar
    DixieMagplar
    FigsStamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
    Sir PriceStamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
    MayaStamblade Speedster
    AhmedMagblade Bomber
    BalzarStamSorc Blitzer
    WinniePetSorc Thunder Mage
    TanksStamDK Tank
    MonaMagDK Fire Mage
    DawnHPDK
    BearlyStamden Tank
    IvanaMagden Ice Mage

    CP 950+
    ♌ DC Loyalist ♌
    ✄ Grand Master Crafter
    No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
    https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
    https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
    https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
    https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
    Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.
  • JadeCoin
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    max_only wrote: »
    Ertosi wrote: »
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    Eh, Korean MMOs know the definition of grind. ESO is fine. Yes even the new skyshards thing. Consoles wanted something, anything so badly, Zos gave them a monkey’s paw

    Got to say, I'm pretty bummed about the skyshard thing. I didn't want just anything. I wanted a game that I would enjoy playing rather than skipping.

    Traveling around Tamriel collecting skyshards isn't inconvenient to me. Squinting at the map on my phone is inconvenient to me. Traveling around Tamriel collecting skyshards is part of the game. Squinting at the map on my phone is not part of the game.

    But it's the console perspective. PC defines convenience differently, because add-ons mask so many deficiencies in the game. I don't mind if people buy skyshards on principle, I'm just sad that the more miserable it is to play the game on console, the more money they will make from us on this type of item. It's exactly the opposite of what we wanted: a well-designed game UI.
  • max_only
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    Any event memes?

    Werewolf fighting Graveld with -3 FPS:

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    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Kalgert
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    When someone tries to act as if they know better, while not even playing the same role (I.E: A DPS trying to lecture a tank about the usage of the taunt ability, while said tank is trying his best to both stay alive and keep everything attacking him):
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    And for a goof, a forum related one: When someone posts a thread that sounds like a really bad idea, but then the OP expects for people to be on board with it:
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  • mague
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  • max_only
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    When you bring your magicka Redguard to the trial and the crown asks so you say it’s a Breton
    https://youtu.be/7ysFgElQtjI
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • max_only
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    When a player drops out last minute in the guild trial run and you hop on your “dps” alt
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    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • max_only
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    Today in Elder Scrolls Online:

    Level 1 Necromancer.
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    Level 1 Necromancer with 810 cp
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    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • darkblue5
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    It protec
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    It attac
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    But most importantly
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    It send unprepared PUGs all the way bac
  • max_only
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    When you carry a fourth player through a dlc dungeon and they spend every boss fight dead but you persevere and at the end you type “tyfg” like the polite kid your momma raised and they type “yw”.

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    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    VileNord wrote: »

    Chasing Nightblades in PVP
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    This. Especially during IC event.

  • Jaimeh
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    Playing with high ping:

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  • Tryxus
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    "The Oak's Promise: stand strong, stay true, and shelter all"
    Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU/DC
  • Grandma
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    standing on the portal and waiting for the right tank to go downstairs in vcr+2 with a mini up while the tanks are all shouting about who has aggro of what
    GH / 3/04/2021 / Elemental Catalyst Necromancer
  • Zatox
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    Blastbones bug explained
    Edited by Zatox on September 10, 2019 10:54PM
  • D0PAMINE
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    I love this thread
  • Ratzkifal
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    Pack Leader Werewolfs after the latest patch.
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    Thanks @max_only for showing me this gif. It's perfect.
    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
  • Bowser
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    Back in the day when that passive dodge chance kicked in.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itv-n5PJ6eg
    @King-Koopa
    World First DK Tank Execute on Rakkhat HM
    Play how you want - no meta allowed!
  • max_only
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    Dodge tanking was so much fun
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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    Why don’t Imperials have Italian accents?
    If neither a borrower or a lender be, how do you make money npc banker?
    Has anyone ever been looking for Stuga?

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    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • MerguezMan
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    [Edit] another:

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    Edited by MerguezMan on January 15, 2020 11:51PM
  • Karmanorway
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    When this 1 guy from enemy faction comes running to kill u and your 20 comrades solo...
  • MerguezMan
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  • Freddycruz89
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    Reaching the end of this thread (at moment of writing this) made me sad. Fix it.
    Octavius Maximus, Founder of The Maester' Order
    PS4 NA. Role Player. Housing Fanatic. Part Time Achievement Hunter.
    | Princely Dawnlight Palace |
  • goldenarcher1
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    When tank and raid leader can't agree tactics...

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  • MerguezMan
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    Looking close at argonians:
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    Khajiit preparing revenge after meeting a DK in BG:
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    [Edit] Another:
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    Edited by MerguezMan on February 2, 2020 12:42AM
  • tim99
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    https://coub.com/view/1nvffv
    car = resource tower
    :D

    ps. unfortunately i couldnt find out how to change it to show directly in here.
    if someone knows, pls let me know so i can change it. but its just too perfect to not post it :D
    Edited by tim99 on March 6, 2020 4:36PM
  • dazee
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    What are mechanics? In ESO people just bring people with 75-90k dps to everything, and burn past most of them!
    Playing your character the way your character should play is all that matters. Play as well as you can but never betray the character. Doing so would make playing an mmoRPG pointless.
  • Olen_Mikko
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    How 1vXers think of themselves, and other parody stuff

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRDDVxh9h7s
    NB enthusiastic:
    1. Woodhippie stamblade - DW hard-hitter / PvE
    2. Know-it-all elf Magblade - Healer / PvE & PvP
    3. Hate-them-all elf Magblade - Destrostaff AoE monster / PvE
    4. Cyrodiil-Refugee stamblade - Stamina Tank / PvE

    Go dominion or go home

    Nightblade-Hipster. I played Nightblade before it was cool - from 1.5 onwards.
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