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What are some of the best guild names you ever seen?

Tasear
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Here's some of my favorites

Insert Guild name here
Domination
Walmart (...or how ever it's spelled)
Meat market (it makes me sad when they don't have trader with meat)
Skooma Smuggling (till this day I wonder what they did)

Moonlight Travelers ;)
Magical Society

What about you guys and gals? Have you seen any interesting or odd ones?
  • newtinmpls
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    I'm blanking on the exact name but surely someone will recall it

    Something about Shatner....??

    Oh and before I forget; the "Feline Good Mewporium" which I ran into accidentally at a guild trader and pestered the (really nice) officers to let me join because I love the name so much.

    Really good people too. It's a very fun guild.
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    Edited by newtinmpls on November 7, 2017 8:49AM
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    I'm blanking on the exact name but surely someone will recall it

    Something about Shatner....??

    Oh and before I forget; the "Feline Good Mewporium" which I ran into accidentally at a guild trader and pestered the (really nice) officers to let me join because I love the name so much.

    Really good people too. It's a very fun guild.
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    Good place I bet :*
    Edited by Tasear on November 7, 2017 8:52AM
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    Nudists and Swingers
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    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
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    One of the trade guilds I am in is called the Forbidden Cleavage. I laughed so I had to join. xD.
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    ProotchgotbannedontheForums
  • SugaComa
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    My favourites ...

    TEScO (it's a supermarket in the UK)

    Gavinwillfixit ( leader of the blues Gavin the great like to spawn lock teams so someone breached rayles but before turning the flags demolished the whole keep)
  • phileunderx2
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    Meat Market. .....Represent! !!!!! :)
  • FloppyTouch
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    ItBurnsWhenIPvP
  • Mondini
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    Meat Market. .....Represent! !!!!! :)
    kol?
  • Grabmoore
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    Best rp guild: the unattired elven dancers ( sry of spelled wrong)
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    Do-Ra'Zhar - Khajiit Stamina DK | Ashmedi - Dunmer Magicka DK
    Vanya Darchow - AD Altmer Magicka Sorc | Malek gro'Kash - Orc Stam Sorc
    GM of "Handelshaus von Riften" - Trading & PvX Community
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    My raid guild is named Wabba-Jacked
  • tommalmm
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    Once I've seen a "Forty years old virgin" guild recruiting. Half a year or so ago. Dunno whether they had some kind of test you had to pass or smth.
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    Jade1986 wrote: »
    One of the trade guilds I am in is called the Forbidden Cleavage. I laughed so I had to join. xD.

    I was in that one a while ago! Ran a trial with them the other night. :)

    One of my favourites is 'Angler Management' - a fishing guild. Always gets a chuckle when I see them advertising in zone! I do a lot of fishing so I might just hook up with them. ;)
    Bionic Crazy Cat Lady
  • Sixty5
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    the guild I am in with my mates is called Simian Slaughter Syndicate in honour of us starting the game out by grinding at monkeys rest in order to max out provisioning.

    It's not super funny, but seeing the name makes me smile.
    Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.

    I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
    Stam Sorc main in Battlegrounds
  • TheRealPotoroo
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    Tasear wrote: »
    Here's some of my favorites

    Insert Guild name here
    Domination
    Walmart (...or how ever it's spelled)
    Meat market (it makes me sad when they don't have trader with meat)
    Skooma Smuggling (till this day I wonder what they did)

    Moonlight Travelers ;)
    Magical Society

    What about you guys and gals? Have you seen any interesting or odd ones?

    Warmart. They're in Mournhold.
    PC NA, PC EU

    "Instead of taking the best of the dolmens (predictable rotation), the best of the geysers (scalability based on number of players), and the best of the dragons (map location and health indicators) and adding them together to make a fun and dynamic world event scenario, they gave us....... harrowstorms." https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/6850523/#Comment_6850523
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    Saw this last month :D
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    Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
    J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
    Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
    Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
    Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
    Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
    Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
    My Total Free Werewolf Bites: 400+ (Ask me about bites if you need one!)
    Playing since July 2015!
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    Forsaken Bananas :lol:
    PC - EU:
    Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
    Falathren - AD StamSorc
    Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
    Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
    Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
    Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
    Your-Ex - AD MagBlade
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    Tasear wrote: »
    Insert Guild name here

    That guild was originally named "Sex Sells". The name lasted for over a month before ZOS forced a name change, after which point it became "Insert Guild Name Here".
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  • newtinmpls
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    Oh wow, I do recall seeing "Insert Guild Name Here"; I'd forgotten about that.

    Cool backstory.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • syntaxsue_ESO
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    I'm blanking on the exact name but surely someone will recall it

    Something about Shatner....??

    Oh and before I forget; the "Feline Good Mewporium" which I ran into accidentally at a guild trader and pestered the (really nice) officers to let me join because I love the name so much.

    Really good people too. It's a very fun guild.
    .

    Are you thinking about Shatner's Trade Dominion?

    I have always liked the Krusty Mudcrabs.
  • CrazyWolf712
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  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    Guars R Us
  • Actually_Goku
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    I made a guild called 'Legion of Thu'um' at console launch and I still think that is the coolest I've seen, though I'm no longer in the guild :s
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    I don't know if that guy is still around, but a year or so ago there was a guy on PC EU, claiming keeps in PvP for his guilds:
    -VIKTOR POPOV
    -VIKTOR POPOV GUILD
    -VIKTOR POPOV ELITE
    -ELITE VIKTOR POPOV GUILD
    All titles in caps, it always made me laugh when half of Cyrodiil was claimed by that guy.
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  • Tan9oSuccka
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    Heavy Sacks and Guars R Us.
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  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    My guild I called it THE VÁMPÌRE GUILD
  • Orjix
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    So about a year ago I was made aware of a guild named DonaldTrump777. However the name was changed by ZOS. Still funny tho
  • Kay1
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    Mutes Do It Better
    We Will Wipe You
    Your Zerg S'Gonna Respawn
    Bananas Burning
    Blueberry Apocalypse
    Red in Pudding
    Worse than Daenerys
    All Alliances Only
    K1 The Big Monkey
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    It was noted that there were several guilds named "Order of [something]".

    So a friend of mine started a guild called Order of Large Fries.
    Guildmaster of the UESP Guild on the North American PC/Mac Server 2200+ CP & also found on the European PC/Mac Server 1700+ CP

    These characters are on both servers:
    Alix de Feu - Breton Templar Healer level 50
    Brings-His-Own-Forest - Argonian Warden Healer level 50
    Hrodulf Bearpaw - Nord Warden Bear Friend & identical twin of Bjornolfr level 50
    Jadisa al-Belkarth - Redguard Arcanist looking for a role

    NA-only characters:
    Martin Draconis - Imperial Sorceror Healer (Aldmeri Dominion) level 50
    Arzhela Petit - Breton Dragonknight Healer (Daggerfall Covenant) level 50
    Bjornolfr Steel-Shaper - Nord Dragonknight Crafter & Not-Much-Damage Dealer (Ebonheart Pact) level 50
    Verandis Bloodraven - Altmer Nightblade Healer & clone of Count Verandis Ravenwatch (Aldmeri Dominion) level 50
    Gethin Oakrun - Bosmer Nightblade Thief & terrible Tank (Ebonheart Pact) level 50
  • Nightves
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