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What are some of the best guild names you ever seen?

  • wazzz56
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    I may be Biased, but Tig Ole Critties still makes me chuckle
    GM Tig Ole Critties ps5 NA small scale PvP guild


    "After a hard week of farming, or a long night of being nagged by your wife, there is nothing better than going out for a bit of a fish."
  • Jayman1000
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    I made a guild once called Frogging Froggers.
  • Faunter
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    Svenja wrote: »
    I don't know if that guy is still around, but a year or so ago there was a guy on PC EU, claiming keeps in PvP for his guilds:
    -VIKTOR POPOV
    -VIKTOR POPOV GUILD
    -VIKTOR POPOV ELITE
    -ELITE VIKTOR POPOV GUILD
    All titles in caps, it always made me laugh when half of Cyrodiil was claimed by that guy.

    Here's more backstory from an older similar thread:
    DeadDealer wrote: »
    VIKTOR POPOV SOYZ GUILD

    yes, caps title

    is that guy still playing xD

    To all those unfamiliar with that mvp, he's a Russian dude Viktor Popov on PC EU EP, and used to claim every fort for his 5 guilds:
    VIKTOR POPOV ELITE
    VIKTOR POPOV
    VIKTOR POPOV SOYZ GUILD
    ELITE VIKTOR POPOV GUILD
    VIKTOR POPOV GUILD

    yes, all caps. And he had a buddyrunning around with him named TOVARICH VIKTORA POPOVA, which literally means "FRIEND OF VIKTOR POPOV". xDD

  • Undefwun
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    Used to PVP with a guild called Axeholes back in the day...

    Only ppl that I've ever catapulted AD's Western Elsweyr Gate with or stopped to use siege on a Dolmen in the middle of a scroll run...

    Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
    Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
    Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
    Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
    The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
    Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
    Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC

    Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
    Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
    Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP

    Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD
  • Jaimeh
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    The trading guild in Deshaan called 'Harrods' makes me laugh every time I pass by :smiley:
  • Danksta
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    Two Wenches One Goblet
    wazzz56 wrote: »
    I may be Biased, but Tig Ole Critties still makes me chuckle

    That's a good one too. A guy I raid with wears that tabard.
    BawKinTackWarDs PS4/NA

  • oXI_Viper_IXo
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    I Have a Huge PVPness
    Show us Your Crits
    Unusually Long Load Time
    Edited by oXI_Viper_IXo on November 9, 2017 3:16PM
  • jlboozer
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    I made a guild called YourMomsOurDaily but I had to disband because snowflakes kept getting offended by it...
  • wazzz56
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    Danksta wrote: »
    Two Wenches One Goblet
    wazzz56 wrote: »
    I may be Biased, but Tig Ole Critties still makes me chuckle

    That's a good one too. A guy I raid with wears that tabard.

    nice..whom?
    GM Tig Ole Critties ps5 NA small scale PvP guild


    "After a hard week of farming, or a long night of being nagged by your wife, there is nothing better than going out for a bit of a fish."
  • Jaimeh
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    Here's more backstory from an older similar thread:
    DeadDealer wrote: »
    VIKTOR POPOV SOYZ GUILD

    yes, all caps. And he had a buddyrunning around with him named TOVARICH VIKTORA POPOVA, which literally means "FRIEND OF VIKTOR POPOV". xDD

    That's awesome :lol:
  • Respect4Elders
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    There's an all female guild called Just Tacos.
  • Saint314Louis1985
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    strange richards
    Edited by Saint314Louis1985 on November 9, 2017 6:10PM
  • Enslaved
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    Severed Breton Heads.
  • VvardeFellow
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    The ones you'll never see because they are locked behind political correctness.
  • Colecovision
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    Food N Stuff


    I bet it would be a good place to get most of my food, and most of my stuff.
  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    I'm blanking on the exact name but surely someone will recall it

    Something about Shatner....??

    Oh and before I forget; the "Feline Good Mewporium" which I ran into accidentally at a guild trader and pestered the (really nice) officers to let me join because I love the name so much.

    Really good people too. It's a very fun guild.
    .

    Hey, it's one of the guilds I'm in! Haha. It's called Shatner's Trade something... (I forgot what the D stood for :( (. Otherwise, we call ourselves STD's. O.o
  • Danksta
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    wazzz56 wrote: »
    Danksta wrote: »
    Two Wenches One Goblet
    wazzz56 wrote: »
    I may be Biased, but Tig Ole Critties still makes me chuckle

    That's a good one too. A guy I raid with wears that tabard.

    nice..whom?

    @wazzz56

    Barner
    BawKinTackWarDs PS4/NA

  • Hurbster
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    Quite fond of Llamas myself...
    So they raised the floor and lowered the ceiling. Except the ceiling has spikes in it now and the floor is also lava.
  • Sweetpea704
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    DiesToTrashMobs :D
  • Nestor
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    Most of the other guild names I know come from Kiosks. One I see often is

    Fundies in Undies
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • Mauin
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    baratron wrote: »
    It was noted that there were several guilds named "Order of [something]".

    So a friend of mine started a guild called Order of Large Fries.

    And thus I created the only tabard I ever really wear... Just because it's amusing to run around with my nameplate showing "Order of Large Fries." I mean, why not?

    I do feel that somebody needs to make "Order of Chicken Nuggets" to go with it, though. Or "Order of x" with x being a silly sounding food name from ESO. Can't think of any off the top of my head.
  • Megabear
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    Tasear wrote: »
    Here's some of my favorites

    Insert Guild name here
    Domination
    Walmart (...or how ever it's spelled)
    Meat market (it makes me sad when they don't have trader with meat)
    Skooma Smuggling (till this day I wonder what they did)

    Moonlight Travelers ;)
    Magical Society

    What about you guys and gals? Have you seen any interesting or odd ones?

    My personal guild bank is called "Super High Five Squad". Meant to start a guild, then I realized how much work it's going to be based on past experiences, then scrapped that idea.
    Edited by Megabear on November 9, 2017 9:34PM
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    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
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    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • terrordactyl1971
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    My Little Pwny
  • GrigorijMalahevich
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    “What mechanics” and “Harrods” for Londoners
    Very funny
    PC/EU 800 CP.
    PvP MagSorc.
    Pedro Gonzales - Mag Sorc EP vMA Flawless Conqueror clear http://imgur.com/a/CB6j6
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  • Oh_Skrivva
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    Thumanati (Thum is the dragonborn shouts, for those who never played Skyrim)
    Costco member

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  • Koolio
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    I have two

    Overwhelming Jerkin
    Gloves of the Withered Hand
  • Meld777
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    Duck my Sick

    ...until it was renamed due to hater reports. #pvplife
    Maelstrom Arena Champion | Undaunted | Fighters Guild Victor

    Level 50 Magicka NB | CP160+

    nAA | vCoH1 HM | nSO | nCoA2 | nDSA | nMA | vVoM

    PC EU
  • Lyeloren
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    Glory Scrolls- The guild MOTD is permanently
    "Stand erect, and thrust forth into glory!"
    Edited by Lyeloren on November 9, 2017 10:12PM
  • Runschei
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    "Jingle Bells Sticky Smells"

    Was around Chistmas last year, the glory days of my ganking.
  • CavalryPK
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    My Fav is the guild named "Worst Player NA".
    THE CAVELRY HAS ARRIVED! Cav is a professional magblade, (in his not so professional opinion). He is immortal and is fighting for the Pact since 2E 572, amidst the turmoil of the Second Akaviri Invasion. He protects the provinces of Skyrim, Morrowind and Black Marsh.

    Check out his PVP YouTube channel !

    https://youtube.com/TheCavalryPK
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