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The Most Epic Terrible Bad Pug Ever. With Pictures!

  • Megabear
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    It's so ridiculous I can't tell if it's real or staged.
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  • zeus1gdsm
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    Holy 2 month necro
  • Slurg
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    This story is a classic, though, it never gets stale.
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  • Kali_Despoine
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    Had a guy in my guild like this
    Nice guy
    Clanfear and all
    Just heavy afer heavy
    He was a PvP player
    Glad I was the day he left the guild
  • heystreethawk
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    Had a guy in my guild like this
    Nice guy
    Clanfear and all
    Just heavy afer heavy
    He was a PvP player
    Glad I was the day he left the guild

    In fairness, he doesn't sound like a good PvP player either
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  • SilverWF
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    It's hard to die for my Sorc while wearing 5,1,1 (5 for Light, sure)
    But I can feel OP's pain - having so high CP and acting SO bad is a clear sign of account buy.
    They must be reported for this.
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  • beekalad
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    This is everyday for pug pledge groups, you'll always get one guy spamming light attacks on bow........
  • EvilKiwi
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    It's this kinda thing that really puts me off doing dungeons. Been playing since launch and only ever done 2 dungeons. I want to do dungeons but don't want to be grouped with useless team mates that can't tell a sword from a staff or have them bitching about every little thing. Sucks the fun right out of it.
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  • ArchMikem
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    187 Awesomes.

    This guy has broken the Forum.
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  • Belegnole
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    Wow, and as a newb I thought I was bad.....
  • dusk194
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    Lol, find groups during the week fine. But PUGs go to hell in a handbasket on weekends
  • CaptainBeerDude
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    dusk194 wrote: »
    Lol, find groups during the week fine. But PUGs go to hell in a handbasket on weekends

    All the damn DD weekend Warriors. Took me 15 minutes to get through GF today.
  • bottleofsyrup
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    This still cracks me up. You have way more patience than I do, OP.
  • Absolut_Turkey
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    This seems to be a growing trend around here. Power-level to 50. Queue up for a dungeon with no idea how to play. Fail at dungeon. Run to forums to cry and complain.
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  • letsdothedungeonslow
    The OP's story is now fairly typical of vet PUGs, I'd say. I could tell dozens of such stories just within the last couple of weeks. I'm sworn of the PUGs forever now. If I can't find a group of players I know who are trustable, I will wait until the next day to try. Two hour runs of easy dungeons that end with rage quitting and give me headaches are not worth 2 Undaunted Keys.
  • LadyNalcarya
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    Wow, OP, your patience is truly epic. Even the screenshots are scary enough.

    Yup, there's BOTH of our damage dealers, heavy attacking like their lives depend on it. I have yet to see either of them use a single skill, and I begin to wonder if their bars could actually be completely empty. Is it possible to get to CP 561/600 without ever opening your Skills menu?

    Dolmen grinding, I guess. People think that when they reach 160-300-500 cps, something would magically click and they would become overpowered. Who needs l2p when you can just mindlessly follow the zerg and lag everyones game?
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  • SchizoidMetal
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    There are a few things I think should be changed when it comes to vet dungeons. First-you cant even do a vet dungeon if you havent completed the normal one first(while I know mechanics can change from normal to vet, the dungeon layout and the bosses are generally the same with another mechanic or just generally harder)

    I think a little of the blame for lack of knowledge about classes and overall skill level of a player can placed at ZoS's doorstep too cause of one word(level scaling) I came back to this game with only one character leveled into cp(when I quit it was still veteran ranks). I have decided to make myself a nighblade. ABSOLUTELY nothing provides any challenge.. everything dies in 2-4 hits and nothing hits hard enough to even make u think about using a heal. I know when I quit this game and zones were vet levels mobs could kick your butt if you overwhelmed yourself. Now I just pull 10-15 mobs and aoe away without any thought of my characters life with 14k hp cause nothing hits hard.. nothing outside of a few vet dungeons(cause of mechanics) and vet trials are any sort of challenge in the game now.

    While I would hate to see it changed, another issue is people get 50 and instantly gain their cp level, now most people who level alts will most likely already farmed enough gear to make their fresh lvl 50 that just jumped to cp630 gear already. Then there are the ones who got lvl 50 cp 630 and still using lvl 10 gear with training and come crap weapons<--this goes back to scaling being a joke and really needs to revised or removed, reason is it makes gear under cp160 well useless.. just craft you some lvl 10 gear with training and you only really need to upgrade weapons about every 10 levels and your set. I dont like the level scaling system, not saying id like vet ranks back FOR EACH CHAR(what a PITA to lvl alts back in the day). I just feel the overall difficulty of the game needs to be increased by 50%. how can 1 individual get better before going into dungeons if they never face an enemy that makes them actually think and use more than 2 skills(both damage cause we dont need no stinking heals for anything pre lvl 50 and even then dungeons on normal can be bashed down with 4 dps.. tanks and healers. wtf are those, haha)

    This is a challenge the developers have to figure out, but as it is the difficulty is too low overall.
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