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    This is some RNG madness I need to share.

    So on Ramoc gro-Azzoral, a fine orc indeed, he has 13 generals in 87 dolmens (18 generals killed overall) did it going through all the zones vr14

    on Agroac gro-Uzzugrod, an even better orc indeed, level 43 and have the first 12 generals down... in 187 dolmens...madness

    Ain't it grand?
    I still haven't gotten a sniff of the XP recipe fragments, despite doing them on 5 fully leveled provisioners every day lol
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • lathbury
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    Morning we are on page 3 [Edit]

    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Inappropriate Content]
    Edited by ZOS_MaryB on July 2, 2015 9:53AM
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    Ok, so this is an extract of my 1 Star review of ESO on Amazon.
    The prime cause of most, if not all, of these problems is Zenimax's insistence on "being different". Being different is fine, as long as what you are doing works at least as well as that which you are trying to be different from. Zenimax manage to fail at this with such alarming regularity that the Gaming Industry should have a new term "Zenimaxed" - when a company tries to be so different that they manage to break what should be unbreakable. It would be like a new car manufacturer starting from scratch and launching its headline product with square wheels. Sure, its different, it just doesn't work. Zenimax have failed to learn from a decade of mistakes by other MMO companies, and are now making errors that really should have been long gone from the genre 5+ years ago. It is painfully laughable at times.

    And it sums up why I am no longer playing this game.

    If Zeni give clear evidence that they are actually learning from past mistakes, both by themselves and from the wider industry, I may be able to be convinced that the game is worth a 2nd chance.

    All The Best
    Edited by Gandrhulf_Harbard on July 2, 2015 12:19PM
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  • P3ZZL3
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    Thanks for the [snip] @ZOS_MaryB .
    Want to make sure we're all above board here in the PC Thread :)

    Sooo, lots of interesting things going on people. What's tickling your taste buds today?

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    Also, thank god it's cooled down a bit in the UK. Last night was unbearable...
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  • Gandrhulf_Harbard
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Also, thank god it's cooled down a bit in the UK. Last night was unbearable...

    Was horrid wasn't it.

    Where I am didn't drop below 25C until about 4am.

    Looks today's high will be lower than last night's low: so that's a good thing.

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  • P3ZZL3
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    lol. Got up this morning and still 26degrees in living room :(
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  • SantieClaws
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    Sitting at my desk at work, looking out at a grey breezeblock wall and thinking about the guild fishing event tonight - oh and ESO live too if I am done with the fishing in time.

    Really hoping we get some new information on new content tonight. It is July now and E3 is ancient history. Time to put your cards on the table ZOS.

    Have a soothing photo of my unicorn that I took the other day. It's all I have to offer apart from ducks and gravestones.

    19267221491_7d535b126d_n.jpgRoach by Lisa Roberts, on Flickr

    I'm sure there is a meme in there somewhere but my workplace depresses me too much to think of it.
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  • P3ZZL3
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    ^^ You're Ruler is very Sparkly Lisa :)
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  • SantieClaws
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    Ah that was a gift from a freind long ago. A freind who is no longer with us. I'm not really a sparkly sort of lass myself and the unicorn is really a saucy reference to a certain sorceresses bedroom preferences (as explained in Sword of Destiny).
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Thanks for the [snip] @ZOS_MaryB .
    Want to make sure we're all above board here in the PC Thread :)

    Sooo, lots of interesting things going on people. What's tickling your taste buds today?

    IMG_0917-1024x768.jpg

    Also, thank god it's cooled down a bit in the UK. Last night was unbearable...

    It was awful. I was up writing until about 1:30am and the heat in the living room ... gods. It is not helping my looming deadline.

    Thankfully it's cooler today.

    And good morning all!

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  • Xendyn
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    Must be a busy day today for everyone.
    Grab and go folks!

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  • Xendyn
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    If I had to pick between this heat and Coldharbour, I'd pick Coldharbour.

    Just for you...
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  • MissBizz
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    ..weren't the forums supposed to go down? Or did the leap second make my time-zone understanding go out of whack?

    I'm wondering what will happen.. maybe mobile version will come back up? maybe they'll change colors again? Maybe we won't notice anything! 0.0

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  • newtinmpls
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    Mornin'

    Sort of

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  • P3ZZL3
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    I'm wondering what will happen.. maybe mobile version will come back up? maybe they'll change colors again? Maybe we won't notice anything! 0.0

    That sounds distinctly like the voice over man on this:

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    Now, for those who remember this show, you can now hum the theme tune :D
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  • PBpsy
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    ..weren't the forums supposed to go down? Or did the leap second make my time-zone understanding go out of whack?

    I'm wondering what will happen.. maybe mobile version will come back up? maybe they'll change colors again? Maybe we won't notice anything! 0.0

    It was down i think for about 5-10 minutes just now.


    Wow what did I missed in the last two pages. Looked exciting.
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  • UrQuan
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    ..weren't the forums supposed to go down? Or did the leap second make my time-zone understanding go out of whack?

    I'm wondering what will happen.. maybe mobile version will come back up? maybe they'll change colors again? Maybe we won't notice anything! 0.0
    I dismissed the notification of that yesterday, but for some reason I thought it said the forums were going down at 11 eastern time... I could be totally wrong on that though.

    Here's my totally illogical and unreasonable hope for what the forum upgrade will be: it will include an app where we can link our game account so that we can view our characters from the forums, and make those views available to the public if we choose!

    Yeah, I know, that's never going to happen...
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  • P3ZZL3
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    @UrQuan Well, on the basis you can't really read the forums on your mobile device properly yet, baby steps :D
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  • UrQuan
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    @UrQuan Well, on the basis you can't really read the forums on your mobile device properly yet, baby steps :D
    No baby steps! I want elderly man steps! Wait, that's not any better than baby steps, is it?
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    Edited by PBpsy on July 2, 2015 4:35PM
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    PBpsy wrote: »

    Ikr?
    Didn't know consolers paid to have people play with them. Maybe I should have done a transfer lol
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    PBpsy wrote: »

    quite like the idea of being a sell sword :(
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »

    Ikr?
    Didn't know consolers paid to have people play with them. Maybe I should have done a transfer lol

    I thought that the console crowd was supposed to be made up of the hip cool social popular kids . I guess I was wrong.
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    @UrQuan Well, on the basis you can't really read the forums on your mobile device properly yet, baby steps :D
    No baby steps! I want elderly man steps! Wait, that's not any better than baby steps, is it?

    lol
    Edited by coryevans_3b14_ESO on July 2, 2015 5:17PM
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    PBpsy wrote: »

    OMG thank you for that one. I missed it. That was one huge win.

  • lathbury
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    Zos have been on the forums today apparently eric wrobel is gonna have some big news on up coming pvp changes. Now if only I knew what 4pm edt meant in the Uk?
    Edited by lathbury on July 2, 2015 5:29PM
  • Gandrhulf_Harbard
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    lathbury wrote: »
    Zos have been on the forums today apparently eric wrobel is gonna have some big news on up coming pvp changes. Now if only I knew what 4pm edt meant in the Uk?

    It means:
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    No baby steps! I want elderly man steps! Wait, that's not any better than baby steps, is it?

    How about dance steps?
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    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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