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  • Lorkhan
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    new content?

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  • Xendyn
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Morning All......

    This morning I wandered downstairs and stubbed my toe on an air compressor in my hall.....

    Interestingly the one that had just woken me up!!

    I then played dodgems with a jet washer whilst trying to access my kitchen!!

    Next I had to move the myriad of battery chargers and volt meters to make enough room on the work surface to make my early morning cuppa..........

    I suppose I should just be grateful the tank and wheels are no longer in my kitchen but are actually back on the bike where they belong. :D

    So...you live in a garage?
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Xendyn
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    MissBizz wrote: »

    Vet dungeons I imagine many guilds would take you, including my own and another I am in. Trials, that may be a bit tougher. Are you NA? I know a good guild that is now leaning towards end game and is cool for teaching (and they go for leaderboards when not teaching)

    I may take you up on that, ty. I'll send you a pm here when I get a chance.

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    well if you need help I can help you out. I'm on NA. No teabagging I promise. And I'm always good for helping people learn a role :).

    I appreciate the offer, never healed other than pvp. I was going to try something new here, then my safe people...poofed lol
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • MissBizz
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »
    Morning All......

    This morning I wandered downstairs and stubbed my toe on an air compressor in my hall.....

    Interestingly the one that had just woken me up!!

    I then played dodgems with a jet washer whilst trying to access my kitchen!!

    Next I had to move the myriad of battery chargers and volt meters to make enough room on the work surface to make my early morning cuppa..........

    I suppose I should just be grateful the tank and wheels are no longer in my kitchen but are actually back on the bike where they belong. :D

    So...you live in a garage?

    Happy I'm not the only one who thought that...
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  • newtinmpls
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    For those frustrating moments:

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    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »
    Morning All......

    This morning I wandered downstairs and stubbed my toe on an air compressor in my hall.....

    Interestingly the one that had just woken me up!!

    I then played dodgems with a jet washer whilst trying to access my kitchen!!

    Next I had to move the myriad of battery chargers and volt meters to make enough room on the work surface to make my early morning cuppa..........

    I suppose I should just be grateful the tank and wheels are no longer in my kitchen but are actually back on the bike where they belong. :D

    So...you live in a garage?
    Hey, I've often got an air compressor lying around in my apartment when I forget to put it away (read as: I was too lazy to put it away)... Not the other stuff, but an air compressor isn't that unusual to have sitting around is it?
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  • MissBizz
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    I'm finally done. Apparently every time I killed a Daedra, it'd only give me 1 exp for the Fighter's Guild. Just killed 2,390 Daedra to get to level 10.

    I need some sunlight.

    Well... did you at least get one of the ...

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    achievements?

    Put on some sunblock too.. will probably need it after that much time indoors ;)


    UrQuan wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »
    Morning All......

    This morning I wandered downstairs and stubbed my toe on an air compressor in my hall.....

    Interestingly the one that had just woken me up!!

    I then played dodgems with a jet washer whilst trying to access my kitchen!!

    Next I had to move the myriad of battery chargers and volt meters to make enough room on the work surface to make my early morning cuppa..........

    I suppose I should just be grateful the tank and wheels are no longer in my kitchen but are actually back on the bike where they belong. :D

    So...you live in a garage?
    Hey, I've often got an air compressor lying around in my apartment when I forget to put it away (read as: I was too lazy to put it away)... Not the other stuff, but an air compressor isn't that unusual to have sitting around is it?

    Alright, apartment.. I guess I could envision it. To me that's something I keep in my garage.. and use in my garage.. what the heck do you use an air compressor in your apartment for? lol
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  • Gandrhulf_Harbard
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    what the heck do you use an air compressor in your apartment for? lol

    Don't ask; her name is Lucinda and she has a nun's outfit on.

    LOL

    All The Best
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  • MissBizz
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    what the heck do you use an air compressor in your apartment for? lol

    Don't ask; her name is Lucinda and she has a nun's outfit on.

    LOL

    All The Best

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    Hahahahahahaha *breathes in* AHAHAHAHA!
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  • UrQuan
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    I'm finally done. Apparently every time I killed a Daedra, it'd only give me 1 exp for the Fighter's Guild. Just killed 2,390 Daedra to get to level 10.

    I need some sunlight.

    Well... did you at least get one of the ...

    399f1b785a2f05263b4f9ebc1380168fdc8f01d2ca31e606120d5bad70d6c2da.jpg

    achievements?

    Put on some sunblock too.. will probably need it after that much time indoors ;)


    UrQuan wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »
    Morning All......

    This morning I wandered downstairs and stubbed my toe on an air compressor in my hall.....

    Interestingly the one that had just woken me up!!

    I then played dodgems with a jet washer whilst trying to access my kitchen!!

    Next I had to move the myriad of battery chargers and volt meters to make enough room on the work surface to make my early morning cuppa..........

    I suppose I should just be grateful the tank and wheels are no longer in my kitchen but are actually back on the bike where they belong. :D

    So...you live in a garage?
    Hey, I've often got an air compressor lying around in my apartment when I forget to put it away (read as: I was too lazy to put it away)... Not the other stuff, but an air compressor isn't that unusual to have sitting around is it?

    Alright, apartment.. I guess I could envision it. To me that's something I keep in my garage.. and use in my garage.. what the heck do you use an air compressor in your apartment for? lol
    How else am I supposed to use my airbrush? I mean, I guess I could use cans of compressed air, but then you can't control the pressure properly, and my blending would definitely suffer. You really don't want the same PSI when you're doing a basecoat as you do when you're doing highlights!
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    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
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  • freespirit
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    Garages have less crap in them than my house!!

    On the plus side my Hubby can fix absolutely anything, he's even taught himself how to build and repair PC's, he has been my saviour on several occasions. :)

    A few years ago...... probably 20 or so, we had a washing machine that only functioned because of a Baked Bean can! :)

    On another topic I finally got an AA completion tonight, we were a rag tag bunch that shouldn't have survived BUT we did.....

    YAY!!!

    Another big plus I met a whole new group of cool players. :)

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    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • MissBizz
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    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/189067/

    I really wish we were able to comment on that post so we could all laugh at the fact a leap second may mess everything up lol

    Congrats @freespirit that is awesome news! Always great to make friends and know you don't need the "best of the best" to complete content and have a good time!

    Yeah - my last washer I "repaired" myself. I just ended up completely bypassing the lid switch.. so the thing wouldn't stop if you opened the lid lol

    Looks like it gets to be a late night for me :) Holiday in Canada tomorrow! WOO! Maybe I can get to vamp 5 ;)
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  • newtinmpls
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    Apparently tomorrow is also international joke day

    http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/July/intljokeday.htm
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Nebthet78
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/189067/

    I really wish we were able to comment on that post so we could all laugh at the fact a leap second may mess everything up lol

    Congrats @freespirit that is awesome news! Always great to make friends and know you don't need the "best of the best" to complete content and have a good time!

    Yeah - my last washer I "repaired" myself. I just ended up completely bypassing the lid switch.. so the thing wouldn't stop if you opened the lid lol

    Looks like it gets to be a late night for me :) Holiday in Canada tomorrow! WOO! Maybe I can get to vamp 5 ;)

    Kinda feels like Y2K all over again. So many worried over nothing.
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  • Sotha_Sil
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    Console players willing to pay for skyshard and lore book maps.

    I have no words for that.
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  • Shosuro_616
    Wow!!! You dudes take this so seriously don't ya?! Bless y'all x
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    Wow!!! You dudes take this so seriously don't ya?! Bless y'all x

    LOL wut?
  • P3ZZL3
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    Sotha_Sil wrote: »
    Console players willing to pay for skyshard and lore book maps.

    I have no words for that.

    That would take all of 15 minutes to make them and distribute :)
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  • Heishi
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    We were asking about Sage leaving ZOS a few pages back, apparently it has to do with his LinkedIn account. Looks like he's supposed to be moving to Gearbox.

    gamepolitics.com/2015/06/29/paul-sage-leaves-zenimax-gearbox

    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • P3ZZL3
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    Old news dude :) There is like a 15 page thread dedicated to it that ZOS have sunk :)
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  • hamgatan
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    Sotha_Sil wrote: »
    Console players willing to pay for skyshard and lore book maps.

    I have no words for that.

    I do... but I only just came off being yellow carded with Warning Level 2 and don't want to go back in the doghouse so quickly :smiley:
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  • Heishi
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Old news dude :) There is like a 15 page thread dedicated to it that ZOS have sunk :)

    I don't get out much :p seeing it 2 pages ago was the first I had heard of it. I had done a quick search and that's what I came up with. Ah well.
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    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    So after 60 max prov writs I got my first fragment (VI)

    Right before servers went down. I put it in my bank quick thinkin that if there was a 20 second hic up that I would lose it. (total worry wart)


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    Edited by coryevans_3b14_ESO on July 1, 2015 11:07AM
  • lathbury
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    gratz cory
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    lathbury wrote: »
    gratz cory

    Always freaks me out when folks address me by my first name...then I realize it's in my user id.

    I kinda like it :)

    And thank you :)
  • technohic
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    lathbury wrote: »
    gratz cory

    Always freaks me out when folks address me by my first name...then I realize it's in my user id.

    I kinda like it :)

    And thank you :)

    It's worse when it's not in your username. Had that happen in another forum and found out you had to manually turn off displaying certain things in privacy settings. Even still, someone had to dig into my profile pretty deep to find it so it's a bit off putting.
  • P3ZZL3
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    Have you noticed @ZOS_RichLambert has made an appearance on the Forums? :D
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  • Fecius
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Have you noticed @ZOS_RichLambert has made an appearance on the Forums? :D

    Yeah, he's pretty cool lurker and I know a summon ritual to call him. Can share it in PM :D
    Edited by Fecius on July 1, 2015 1:12PM
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  • P3ZZL3
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    Fecius wrote: »
    Yeah, he's pretty cool lurker and I know a summon ritual to call him. Can share it in PM :D

    Wonder if it's the same as mine :)
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  • MissBizz
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    Congrats @coryevans_3b14_ESO on the fragment! Day off today, looks like rain :(

    Buuut that means more ESO. Time to carry on my mission to save all the goats in Alik'r!
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