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  • Knaxia
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    God now I'm hungry for some popcorn....

    and to get a cat (but not to eat it of course).
  • PBpsy
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Pssst. I'm a she. Sorry :( I shall try to keep my constructive posts for elsewhere.

    I brought popcorn but I think somebody's cat got in it

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    She/he doesn't matter... you are just a lighthouse or light bulb in a tower to me.

    Popcorn accepted.. Don't do the bad thing again.
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    Edited by PBpsy on June 23, 2015 11:18PM
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  • freespirit
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    Night All.....

    I'll leave you a bedtime snack :)

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  • UrQuan
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Pssst. I'm a she.
    well with a name like @MissBizz how is anyone supposed to know that? :p
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  • MissBizz
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Pssst. I'm a she. Sorry :( I shall try to keep my constructive posts for elsewhere.

    I brought popcorn but I think somebody's cat got in it

    giphy.gif

    She/he doesn't matter... you are just a lighthouse or light bulb in a tower to me.

    Popcorn accepted.. Don't do the bad thing again.
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    I used to be a horse! I was a guar before that. I remember being called out for switching from guar to horse lol.

    Oh, brought more. And got rid of that cat.

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  • JD2013
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    Nénlindë wrote: »
    Hi PC players!

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  • PBpsy
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Pssst. I'm a she. Sorry :( I shall try to keep my constructive posts for elsewhere.

    I brought popcorn but I think somebody's cat got in it

    giphy.gif

    She/he doesn't matter... you are just a lighthouse or light bulb in a tower to me.

    Popcorn accepted.. Don't do the bad thing again.
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    I used to be a horse! I was a guar before that. I remember being called out for switching from guar to horse lol.

    Oh, brought more. And got rid of that cat.

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    All is forgiven...

    /Spams Repentance on the remains of the console player.
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  • Heishi
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    Ah another day
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    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • sadownik
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    Hello good fellas of magna opus thread. No pic or gif of popcorn from me. On the phone riding a train from warsaw to gdansk (for some its still danzig but shh never call it that there). I have an orthodox priest and catholic nun in my compartment. Dis gonna be gut. Anyway have some fun on this beautiful day.
  • Egonieser
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Pssst. I'm a she. Sorry :( I shall try to keep my constructive posts for elsewhere.

    I brought popcorn but I think somebody's cat got in it

    giphy.gif

    She/he doesn't matter... you are just a lighthouse or light bulb in a tower to me.

    Popcorn accepted.. Don't do the bad thing again.
    shutterstock_21503698.jpg


    I used to be a horse! I was a guar before that. I remember being called out for switching from guar to horse lol.

    Oh, brought more. And got rid of that cat.

    PopcornCups.jpg

    All is forgiven...

    /Spams Repentance on the remains of the console player.

    Well that would theoretically include @MissBizz as she is a PS4 player, no? :P
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

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  • Reverb
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    Popcorn Loris

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  • Merlin13KAGL
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    So... I FINALLY just realized something...

    Will the next major update still be referred to as "Update 7"?

    Because.. first.. we changed to 2.0.. and then console came and they just got patch like 1.0.05 or something..

    There's no 6... so..

    hmm...
    I think the numbering of the major updates goes:
    1
    2
    3
    95
    98
    NT
    2000
    ME
    XP
    Vista
    7
    8
    10
    @UrQuan , you missed one...
    MissBizz wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Soooo, thanks to the console players all going nuts over people making it hard to become a vampire or werewolf, we now have a thread asking for vampirism and lycanthropy to be in the crown store. :|

    Thoughts?

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    Okay okay. I will add something constructive.

    They will get their time, but to be honest. Had PC players had a crown store back at launch... They probably would have asked too. I just don't like the idea. It sucks people are mean and killing spawns etc.. But.. Time will change that. They will get bored, and more people will have bites to give out
    I find this quite amusing, especially since a friend got ahold of me the other day and mentioned that he was glancing at his character sheet and noticed he had contracted the 'disease' by accident, while meandering by some bloodfiends. :D
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • lathbury
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    found my lol post of the day
    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/185430/i-found-out-what-was-missing-from-my-game#latest

    spoiler its a sword
  • P3ZZL3
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    Afternoon all :)

    Sorry for my laxness in not posting. On client meeting this morning :( *yawn*

    So, what's up in the world of disgruntled insta-gratification non PC players today? :)
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  • lathbury
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    apparently PC players are all unattractive and have no right to complain about the game. other than that I'm out of popcorn
  • Gandrhulf_Harbard
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    lathbury wrote: »
    apparently PC players are all unattractive and have no right to complain about the game. other than that I'm out of popcorn


    LOL


    I've been reading that thread too.

    Consumers have no right to complain when the services they pay for are not up to scratch? Who knew?

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  • technohic
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    I have to find that thread. Many LOLs to be had now. More to be had later when the honeymoon wears off.
  • lathbury
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    one is honestly this needs to be said for all players. the other is pc vs console. for extra giigles there is one guy complaining that it takes to long to level fighters guild and mages guild.
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    If only they had an addon to show them where the books were.
  • P3ZZL3
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    If one person said it, it's clearly what the community wants and the potion pots will be in the stores in 2 weeks.
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  • freespirit
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    Afternoon All :)

    Loving this one....

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/185459/15-gb-patch-on-ps4#latest

    Welcome to ESO Console players!!
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  • Xendyn
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    Mornin and
    lol. They think that's a big patch? They ain't seen nothin yet.

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  • MissBizz
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    Egonieser wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Pssst. I'm a she. Sorry :( I shall try to keep my constructive posts for elsewhere.

    I brought popcorn but I think somebody's cat got in it

    giphy.gif

    She/he doesn't matter... you are just a lighthouse or light bulb in a tower to me.

    Popcorn accepted.. Don't do the bad thing again.
    shutterstock_21503698.jpg


    I used to be a horse! I was a guar before that. I remember being called out for switching from guar to horse lol.

    Oh, brought more. And got rid of that cat.

    PopcornCups.jpg

    All is forgiven...

    /Spams Repentance on the remains of the console player.

    Well that would theoretically include @MissBizz as she is a PS4 player, no? :P

    I'm a PC player who happens to also own the PS4 version. Don't worry. I play PS4 for a bit.. then go hug my keyboard and Razer Naga.
    freespirit wrote: »
    Afternoon All :)

    Loving this one....

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/185459/15-gb-patch-on-ps4#latest

    Welcome to ESO Console players!!

    You forgot to link the other 10 threads on the exact same thing.

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    Totally didn't see the thread about PC players were unattractive.. lol.. now I must go search

    [EDIT] Found it!
    Edited by MissBizz on June 24, 2015 2:22PM
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  • JD2013
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    Ooh where is this thread??

    And afternoon all!
    Edited by JD2013 on June 24, 2015 2:31PM
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • MissBizz
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    Ooh where is this thread??

    And afternoon all!

    Good morning @JD2013! The thread

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    My 2000th post :smiley:

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  • JD2013
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Ooh where is this thread??

    And afternoon all!

    Good morning @JD2013! The thread

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    My 2000th post :smiley:

    Woooooo grats!

    And that thread is HILARIOUS.

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    Moar popcorn!!!! :smiley:

    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

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    https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/

    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • freespirit
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Ooh where is this thread??

    And afternoon all!

    Good morning @JD2013! The thread

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    My 2000th post :smiley:

    Grats on your 2000th post!! :)

    Wow that thread on the patch size has grown since I last looked.

    Now I have a small admission to make......

    First I have a gif that sums it up nicely....

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    I've been moaning about my extraordinarily slow internet.

    This morning it was so bad I called my husband in from what he was doing and demanded he phoned our ISP.....

    Luckily he was busy and said he would do it later.

    ''Why luckily you say?''

    Mmmm......

    Well....

    I fixed it YAY!!

    Ok, I powered down my router for 10mins......

    Now it's actually faster than advertised!!
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    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
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  • MissBizz
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    freespirit wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Ooh where is this thread??

    And afternoon all!

    Good morning @JD2013! The thread

    metallic_12inch_balloons_assorted.jpg

    My 2000th post :smiley:

    Grats on your 2000th post!! :)

    Wow that thread on the patch size has grown since I last looked.

    Now I have a small admission to make......

    First I have a gif that sums it up nicely....

    348psg2.gif

    I've been moaning about my extraordinarily slow internet.

    This morning it was so bad I called my husband in from what he was doing and demanded he phoned our ISP.....

    Luckily he was busy and said he would do it later.

    ''Why luckily you say?''

    Mmmm......

    Well....

    I fixed it YAY!!

    Ok, I powered down my router for 10mins......

    Now it's actually faster than advertised!!

    WOOO! Nice!

    I used to have slow internet.. and it was brutal. Then fibreoptic came to town and life has never been better. :) Good on you for getting faster speeds with no additional cost! WOO!
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  • UrQuan
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    Merlin13KAGL wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    So... I FINALLY just realized something...

    Will the next major update still be referred to as "Update 7"?

    Because.. first.. we changed to 2.0.. and then console came and they just got patch like 1.0.05 or something..

    There's no 6... so..

    hmm...
    I think the numbering of the major updates goes:
    1
    2
    3
    95
    98
    NT
    2000
    ME
    XP
    Vista
    7
    8
    10
    @UrQuan , you missed one...
    Oh right! I never actually used that one either at home or at work (although I've used all of the others aside from 8 & 10).
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    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)     		Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
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  • freespirit
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    Ok so this thread.......

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/185459/15-gb-patch-on-ps4#latest

    Now has over 30k views!!

    This tells me a couple of things.....

    The game sold well on console......

    ZOS are already managing to upset the console players.

    I hope they stick it out(the new players), or we can forget about any new content anytime soon. :(
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
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