"I need a stiff drink and a good plow... But you don't see me knocking on stranger's doors bellyaching about it."

I forget her name, one of Magister Gothren's Telvanni guards you talk to in the Sun-In-Shadow quest line.

"We need an outside perspective."

"So what? We just recruit the next adventurer who wanders by?"

-- Jurisreeves Soravil and Lorne, Summerset

"Raz's head itches, and not in a good way." -- some cat person

Today I was in Grahtwood turning in a master writ and heard npc's talking:

" Imagine how many ships we can build with this tree. Too bad they don't let us cut it down."

Also when riding in Vvardenfell an NPC teleported right before me, looked around for a few seconds and said: " no it's not here" and teleported elsewhere. I was baffled.

"[N]ow Raz has his own person on the inside. An Eye of Raz, if you will, yes?" -- some cat person

First one is an treasure, not an NPC....I like the description:

Echo Box - Treasure
"A small wooden jewelry box that repeats the last thing
whispered into it one more time. Popular among working
spouses."

LOL...how many arguments end with each spouse trying to say the same thing...one last time! -)

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Ok, NPCs dialogue and written text on a parchment:


-Alyxe-

So you didn't come to see your old granny Alyxe to sit on her lap and
hear a story? Didn't want to play count the warts, eh?

I might have a couple scraps I could sell, but they could be cheaper if
you knew how to make an old lady's teeth tingle.

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-Sharnag gro-Barkbite-

The curse couldn't poison me. Nothing can! When I find a new bug or
beast, I don't just kill it, I eat it to gain its strength!

Sometimes you, uh, pay for it, but you've never truly conquered
something until you've buried it in the ground.
(Note: Is he referring to burying his poop? LOL)

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-Little Leaf-

Braadoth's the cheif of the Iron Orcs. Kind of hard-headed and a tough
old tree. When the Orcs joined the Scaled Court, Braadoth was given the
title of Pohidian Exarch of Undulating Destruction.

It's a mouthful, I know, but I love our titles!

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(Part of parchment in some Orc Quest that I didn't jot down)

"Why does the sky look like my echatere's fur after
she's rolled in the mud?"

"Trinimac or Malacath? Why choose? I say we just
ignore them both and let bygones be bygones."

"If I were a treee, I think that would be the perfect
existence. Except for the birds. I hate birds."

"Tusk off or tusk you? Why choose?"

"If I had a think-wife, she could think my deep
thoughts while I do other things."

"Where does the wind come from? And where does it
go? These are the things that keep me up at night."

"Should Orcs bow down to a king? Come to thnk of
it, if he was a real Orc king, he'd never ask us to
bow down anyway. Orcs don't do that sort of thing."

"It's always best to spin turnips before eating. They
taste better when they're dizzy."

"Winterborn: Threat or annoyance?"

"Argonians: People or luggage and outer garments
that deliver themselves?"

"I think the radish is the perfect food, spicy and
crunchy. Damn. Now I'm hungry."

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TQQdles™,

Dolnor Numbwit
Eternal Testing Newbie
Member, The Older Gamers (TOG)

"Just stand back and don't radiate any palpable evil." - Silurie, Cey-Tarn Keep in Summerset

"Lady Enigma, greetings and sanitations from the Nord Cultural Exchange." - Rigurt the Brash

I was hiding in the chamber at the end of the ... Dark Brotherhood chain... I think it was... trying to regen health and all, and while waiting, the NPCs started chattering. I kind of ignored it, was hanging out with one of my daughters, so we started making comments about the game... then, we heard the main boss say, "That's what SHE said!" And both of us immediately quieted, and stared at the TV for a few seconds, until I remembered to record it!! lol

"Mightyyyy Waria!!"

"Over there! It's Mereel!"
"Boss, I don't think he's listening...."
"Why is nothing ever easy?"

Spindleclutch dungeon