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Thread for PC Users :)
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JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This isn't a thread for drama and lag talk. This is a friendly thread where PC users gather, share popcorn and memes as a haven from the forum dramas.
That said, happy Dark Brotherhood day, y'all!Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
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https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!1 -
mavrwb17_ESO✭✭Gallifreyy wrote: »im just going to say what do you think is going to happen to the game on console if PC server just shuts down? will ZOS even bother to keep the console servers up? in a business stand point i dont think so.
So all you console players thinking its not going to affect you it quite possible will in the end.
Eh? What have I missed? Why would the PC version shut down...0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭My cheerful thought for the morning (and as you can see I need to work in my messy HUD - since I got a new computer I haven't organized it well).
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Ah the joys of an empty pack!
Tis a TRULY wonderful thing
I'm not even done cycling through all of my characters yet...and I'm "almost" afraid to see how much is now in my crafting bag
Today is a good day indeed!PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H2 -
MissBizz✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Hey folks! DB is here!
The first thing I'll do when I log in and ensure all my bait and other things made it safely to my new found crafting bag, then change my settings to one click for ground targeted AoE's
Which is apparently after I download it.
Funny story - I've had like 4GB of free space on my ESO SSD since before Thieves Guild, and it's never complained about lack of space. Apparently today it did so it didn't download. lol I wonder why it didn't complain before? When I saw my lack of free space I was confused as to why ESO was still letting me patch... haha
I guess I'll need to install my newest 1TB SSD soon.. and redownload Fallout 4 (since I instantly deleted it to let ESO patch...)Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I'm happy to see DB, but I admit I'm such a slow player I've not finished silver or gold with any character; done "some" Wrothgar but not finished it and haven't even BEEN to Hew's Bane.
I will be happy in ESO for years .... hopefully decades.... <fingers crossed>
I am really looking forward to the crafting bags - actually mostly because I have so many saved dropped items that I've been afraid to sell/want to save "in case" that I keep mailing back and forth (along with mats) and really don't know how much of what I have.
Really good friend made me a vet 15 bow with training; purple and everything so that my Battlemage could start leveling Bow. Turns out that I already had a Purple Bow of Willpower of vet 15 and I just didn't recall it from being so disorganized.
I shall also be updating my thread on Goblin characters. I have a few more screenshots of Broken Branch Toothmaul that I like. Someday I hope to finish Cadwell's gold, 'cause I can just picture her in that "hat".Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis2 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Happy Friday all!
As we enter our first weekend of some Dark Brotherhood goodness, I humbly offer this suggestion to improve the Blade of Woe...
Kill well my friends PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I'm still in drool mode over the crafting bag.
I had so much crap I kept mailing it back and forth. Ended up buying items I already owned.
Still gotta sort it out though. Oh well, I like this problem better.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
Enodoc✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭So after two and a half years I've finally fallen into the trap of accidentally clicking "Mark All Viewed". Now I have no idea what's going on
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WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Well at least you always know what's going on in here @Enodoc
Still the safe haven of popcorn and silly pictures. And I'm sure some PTS talk soon(tm)
Speaking of which....
PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
Sylveria_Relden✭✭✭✭YAN
(Yet Another Necro)TL;DR - If you got this far without reading the entire post you're either too lazy or suck at reading comprehension and probably don't belong in a public forum anyway. Just move along, you wouldn't understand.0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭So after two and a half years I've finally fallen into the trap of accidentally clicking "Mark All Viewed". Now I have no idea what's going on
It's probably a good thing that I have not yet found that button
And now for a snack idea:
couldn't find an actual pic.....Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
Eugenstash✭✭I'm recording a video of me playing at 60 fps , while I remap my controls to be anything I want , at the same time text chatting with the entire zone and have TS3 going for voice chat in a controlled manner with the guild , all with my character name being shown.
So you're playing FFXIV then? See you soon...0 -
Enodoc✭✭✭✭✭
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Not true. This thread is supposed to be kept active as a safe haven from the rest of the forums, particularly during PTS testing as we are the founding members of the guild Popcorn PTS. (Speaking of which, has anyone set that up yet for this testing period?) Besides, I don't think it's ever actually been inactive long enough to become dead, and therefore has never been necroed.Sylveria_Relden wrote: »YAN
(Yet Another Necro)
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newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭reusing my breakfast happy face:
I hope all of you are having fun.
I had to duck back here. I can't take the crafting bag complaints seriously any more.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭Thanks @newtinmpls for opening up the "safe" room once again
Grab some popcorn on your way in everyone
How's everyone been?
PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H0 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭*ducks in thread for shelter*
Hi everybody!Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!0 -
bottleofsyrup✭✭✭✭✭
✭Can't build a new PC until next year, but does anybody know how I can make the game run better with an AMD FX-8320? I'm overclocked to 4.8 GHz but I'm still not happy with my game performance. Any UserSettings.txt configurations that would be better suited for an AMD CPU vs Intel?0 -
hamgatan✭✭✭✭✭CPU makes a bit of difference but ESO doesn't thread it's processes beyond single core anyway so GPU is really the only option to make things noticeably better.. software tweaks won't make a lot of difference.PC / NA - 2100 CP
PvE Tanks
L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"
L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
PvE Healers
L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"
PvE DPS
L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
L50 Breton MagCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"
PvP
L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - a.k.a The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) - BG's Troll Tank "Skeletons In The Closet"
L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows" - The Battery Healer
L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"
L50 Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
L20 Redguard MagBlade Bomber (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"
Xbox One / NA - 360 CPL50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"
|GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |1 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
Fell open. Yessssss. I've picked up many treasures and things from drawers and wardrobes and chests that appear to just fling themselves open in my presence . . .Edited by JD2013 on August 9, 2016 6:09AMSweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!1 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭"What if I don't feel like learning new tricks?"
Couldn't agree more as an Old Dog myself.
But I've got to say that I've been breaking that rule of late...and ACTUALLY giving PvP a chance.
My newest character has spent most of her time in BWB and I can't believe how much fun I've been having. I just hope that I'll feel the same way once she graduates to the 50+ campaigns.
Fallen WldKarde...Thanks for showing me that sometimes the unknown can be a blast!
Though she's still driven by a Knucklehead...at least it's a Knucklehead who is learning the ropes at last
So what Outside of your comfort zone activities have the rest of you been up to?PC NACharacters formally known as Veteran 16:
Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
River Wldkarde18 Master Anglers so far"Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H1 -
P3ZZL3✭✭✭✭✭
✭I genuinely can't believe this thread is still going
How is everyone and what's been the biggest Drama since I left 10mth ago
CP561 Redguard | Jabsy Templar | Stamina Build
CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build
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XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭newtinmpls wrote: »Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
One of my favourite items..
"The quality of mercy is not strained;
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven"
William Shakespeare - The Merchant of Venice.
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭XDragonDoomX wrote: »newtinmpls wrote: »Found this in a master chest that ...um fell open... yeah that's right
It just fell open...sorta
One of my favourite items..
"The quality of mercy is not strained;
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven"
William Shakespeare - The Merchant of Venice.
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Enodoc✭✭✭✭✭
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The biggest drama is almost certainly ZOS' perceived handling of cheats and exploits following the Cheat Engine scandal. But there are probably a number of other contenders tooI genuinely can't believe this thread is still going
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