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  • Xendyn
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    IKR?
    I was seriously wishing for you to show up at that point, you're just better at diversion :D
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • MissBizz
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    Fixed an issue that was causing hints on loading screens to cycle more rapidly than intended.

    @JD2013 was it you I remember mentioned this? "Oh cool, come lore about this place" *reads 3 words* I DON'T CARE THAT SYMBOL MEANS DUNGEON
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  • deleted008293
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    I'll leave this here:

    Any idea when the low res textures are being fixed? Or a solution to fix them? Tweaking ini file didn't worked either. While running through the world (cities, forests) I often see low res textures on SOME objects, walls, stairs, doors, etc... They still load but waaay too late. Also I always see world rendering. Had no pb one year ago same specs. FX4100, 8GB, GTX660, RAID0 2xHDDs.
  • BlackEar
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    What has this thread become? Just the general section boiled down to 1 thread? xD
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  • JD2013
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Fixed an issue that was causing hints on loading screens to cycle more rapidly than intended.

    @JD2013 was it you I remember mentioned this? "Oh cool, come lore about this place" *reads 3 words* I DON'T CARE THAT SYMBOL MEANS DUNGEON

    Yep that was likely me haha I love reading the lore stuff.

    It happened last night on one of the delves in Orsinuim. I was up to the end of the first sentence and it changed. I was like "noooooooooooo!!!!!!" Haha.
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  • freespirit
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    @newtinmpls, I am from the UK :)

    AND

    I suppose the thing with Hubby's solution to the problems is......

    1:- I wanted something new and shiney( I like shinies)

    2:- Having lived with this man for 27yrs I know that his ''money saving'' projects often end up being rather expensive and ''problematic''.

    Unfortunately we don't game together, he's into driving sims, we do however sit next to each other whilst playing our prefered genre. :)

    To be 100% fair to my Hubby the replacement stylus arrived today........

    It sounds incredible!!

    On an ESO related note......

    Still not seeing any Kuta from my hirelings, it's been months BUT last 3 days one per day from my writs, actually in the coffer not from surveys, anyone else noticed this?

    The only other place I have received any from recently is Wet Gunny Sacks. :)

    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • freespirit
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    I HATE making VR16 gear........

    I have some health issues that mean my concentration can be a bit rubbish....

    Today I decided that I needed to give my Sorc some love, she was my first character and a slightly ''odd'' build!

    Plus a lot has changed since launch so first of all I decided to mess around with her weapons........

    I made the appropriate level(VR16) weapons and was happily engaged with improving them......

    WHEN!!!

    My Hubby spoke to me and in the interest of harmonious relations I immediately answered, whilst also clicking the ''improve'' button........

    Well you can all guess what happened next........

    I had not increased the improvement ''chance'' to 100% so of course it only damn well failed........

    My fault entirely BUT 100+ mats up in smoke and a Nirn stone too, I am not a happy bunny atm :'(
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • MissBizz
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    freespirit wrote: »
    I HATE making VR16 gear........

    I have some health issues that mean my concentration can be a bit rubbish....

    :/ Today I decided that I needed to give my Sorc some love, she was my first character and a slightly ''odd'' build!

    Plus a lot has changed since launch so first of all I decided to mess around with her weapons........

    I made the appropriate level(VR16) weapons and was happily engaged with improving them......

    WHEN!!!

    My Hubby spoke to me and in the interest of harmonious relations I immediately answered, whilst also clicking the ''improve'' button........

    Well you can all guess what happened next........

    I had not increased the improvement ''chance'' to 100% so of course it only damn well failed........

    My fault entirely BUT 100+ mats up in smoke and a Nirn stone too, I am not a happy bunny atm :'(

    :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
    I am so sorry to hear that :(
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  • Xendyn
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    Ouch.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • freespirit
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    Oh and tonight it nearly got much, much worse.........

    Crap did I panic........

    I thought I'd deconned my Kena Pauldrons which have the perfect trait and armour type for my planned Sorc revamp........

    Luckily they were in my bank!! :)

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    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • newtinmpls
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    freespirit wrote: »

    I am from the UK :)

    AND

    I suppose the thing with Hubby's solution to the problems is......

    1:- I wanted something new and shiney( I like shinies)

    Okay, this is going to be rather convoluted -

    I asked about the not from the USA thing, because of your use of the word 'whilst', because my hubby loves fanfic type stuff and he notes that often when reading stuff from writers who report being from/around Britain, they will 1-use that word (which I pretty much don't see/hear in the USA) AND 2-there is an almost standard/stereotypical lack of straightfoward communication; it seems to be a stylistic/social thing. He's commented on it more than once.

    So my response to someone who appears to be useing a non-direct method of communication (i.e. 'take care of this/help me out' instead of 'please buy me X' AND is not getting what they want would be to suggest asking for what you want. Even going so far as to say "I like shinies"

    I say that because I and my husband have VERY different taste in "prezzies" and "shinies".

    I hate buying 'new' things; it may go back to garage-sale-shopping with my grandmother, but I adore puttering through second hand stores - heck on more than one birthday I've asked for him to just accompany me to several and sit and read his kindle (actual shopping is torture to him) while I accumulate loot.

    He hates used items and always wants something "new" that's what feels "best" to him, so (for instance) the seriously expensive chef's knife I ordered on line for his last gift was a spectacular success (I am forbidden to touch it).
    freespirit wrote: »
    On an ESO related note......

    Still not seeing any Kuta from my hirelings, it's been months BUT last 3 days one per day from my writs, actually in the coffer not from surveys, anyone else noticed this?

    The only other place I have received any from recently is Wet Gunny Sacks. :)

    Oddly I'm getting lots of rubedite from my ore hirelings, but the last kuta was from a 9th level character wandering around.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    freespirit wrote: »

    My fault entirely BUT 100+ mats up in smoke and a Nirn stone too, I am not a happy bunny atm :'(

    If you are on the NA server then I'd be happy to help you out...since I hoard EVERYTHING I've got mats and Nirn to spare.

    Just say the word and they are yours.

    Your Sorc deserves that shiny new toy :)
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • UrQuan
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    freespirit wrote: »
    I HATE making VR16 gear........

    I have some health issues that mean my concentration can be a bit rubbish....

    Today I decided that I needed to give my Sorc some love, she was my first character and a slightly ''odd'' build!

    Plus a lot has changed since launch so first of all I decided to mess around with her weapons........

    I made the appropriate level(VR16) weapons and was happily engaged with improving them......

    WHEN!!!

    My Hubby spoke to me and in the interest of harmonious relations I immediately answered, whilst also clicking the ''improve'' button........

    Well you can all guess what happened next........

    I had not increased the improvement ''chance'' to 100% so of course it only damn well failed........

    My fault entirely BUT 100+ mats up in smoke and a Nirn stone too, I am not a happy bunny atm :'(
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    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • freespirit
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    @newtinmpls my original post on my Xmas present choice stated..........

    ''Oh and on top of that I asked earlier today for the equipment to allow me to convert my vinyl albums into digital form AND showed him many such items online........

    Whilst telling him ''I had no knowledge of audio devices and he should check them out and pick what he thought was most suited".

    I do not consider that to be a........

    ''a non-direct method of communication''

    I asked for WHAT I wanted AND showed him several NEW(and very SHINEY) systems that would accomplish what I wanted, I merely asked for him to pick the best option out of what I had bookmarked for him!!

    At no time did I say to him......

    ''I really want a cobbled together system using your ancient equipment''......

    I asked for a brand new system, my only query was which he thought was best performance wise. The fact he decided I did not warrant a new system BECAUSE he could build one was never suggested by me........

    Btw still very slightly annoyed by this as you may tell!! :'(

    Oh tyvm @wldkarde for the offer of replacement mats......

    However like you I am a hoarder and cannot walk/run/ride past ANY crafting node, so it was probably more annoyance at my lack of concentration than actual shortage of mats or indeed gold to buy replacements if needed.

    I frequently make mistakes while crafting, it's just VR16 mistakes are MUCH harder to take........

    I mean that was 10 days' writ mats gone in one wrong click!!

    A milestone I reach this week......
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    and I have four player characters and four storage ones........

    My biggest problem is finding where I put stuff or buying something only to discover a few days later that I actually already had it. :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Cathexis
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    Dahkoht wrote: »
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    That's what my set up is like, except I've got 3x 21:9 ^_^
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  • WldKarde
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    freespirit wrote: »

    A milestone I reach this week......
    4pxizl.jpg

    *Bows head in amazement and respect*

    I'm sitting on 900K in the bank right now, I think my highest was 1.8M. Might have something to do with fools and their gold being soon parted...IDK.

    Ugh...note 2 self...
    Play more and shop less at guild stores ...your 2nd account characters need new toys also ;)
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • UrQuan
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    freespirit wrote: »
    A milestone I reach this week......
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    Nice! I think the highest I've ever had in the bank at any given time is about 1.4-1.5 million.

    I reached a milestone this week too: I've now completed every quest/delve/world boss/dolmen/etc (I'm a completionist - every character needs to do everything in a zone before moving on to the next zone) in all of the level 1-50 zones and defeated Molag Bal on all 8 characters on my main account! Now they're all VR2 or higher and working on completing Silver or Gold zones (that's right, my VR14 and my VR16 haven't completed all of their Gold zones, or Craglorn, or Wrothgar yet).
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • freespirit
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    freespirit wrote: »

    A milestone I reach this week......
    4pxizl.jpg

    *Bows head in amazement and respect*

    I'm sitting on 900K in the bank right now, I think my highest was 1.8M. Might have something to do with fools and their gold being soon parted...IDK.

    Ugh...note 2 self...
    Play more and shop less at guild stores ...your 2nd account characters need new toys also ;)

    Oh sometimes I think the main reason my Hubby is happy for to me to play this game way, way too much IS the fact my ''shopping sprees'' are taking place ingame and not costing him ''real'' money :)

    I think my biggest spend to date was just after IC dropped and I just HAD to have those 3 pieces of arcane Willpower jewelry, iirc it was about 1.7million.........

    Mmmmm maybe Hubby has a point!! :p
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
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    Wow @UrQuan, Ive managed whole area clearances including Silver and Gold on my 2 VR16's........

    My VR14 is parked atm until I work out a way to enjoy her, for some reason DK isn't suiting me and my NB baby is only lvl 33 so still a way to go on her........

    Not completed Craglorn on any character yet though.

    You have my admiration for doing 1-50 on 8 characters for sure!! :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • UrQuan
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    Something that people may or may not find interesting:

    As a completionist doing everything in every zone (but never grinding) I used to find that I'd hit VR1 about 1/3 of the way through completing Coldharbour, and by the time I completed all of Coldharbour and defeated Molag Bal I'd be a large chunk of the way to VR2. So when doing Cadwell's Silver, by the time I completed the starter islands and moved on to the first full zone, I'd be either at VR2, or just about to hit VR2.

    That was before they reduced the amount of XP required for each vet rank and changed the amount of XP that you got for quests and some other stuff. The 3 characters of mine who have completed Coldharbour since those changes have all hit VR1 at about the same point I always used to, but now they're all hitting VR2 before I go off to fight Molag Bal.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • freespirit
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    Those figures are similar to my experience with my second and third characters, I missed stuff with my first, mainly because I didn't know the scope of what was available in each area.

    I am terrible for getting many hours into a game before actually working out what information is available on the UI........

    Probably why I don't use any addons I still find stuff on the basic UI that's ''new'' to me even now.

    Last night I actually realised how few trophies my Sorc had actually collected, well gives me something to do when I'm bored.

    I finished the Daedric Lord Slayer title off last night......... sad but true fact I really, really enjoyed one shotting the mobs in the lowbie areas. :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • newtinmpls
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    Being that this is the happy thread for PC users, I am going to present an offering first.

    Oh @freespirit please accept this popcorn in a spirit of love, hope and affectionate intoxication!!

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    freespirit wrote: »
    @newtinmpls my original post on my Xmas present choice stated..........

    ''Oh and on top of that I asked earlier today for the equipment to allow me to convert my vinyl albums into digital form AND showed him many such items online........

    Whilst telling him ''I had no knowledge of audio devices and he should check them out and pick what he thought was most suited".

    Over the years I and my husband have found out that .... men and woman are two different species. And it gets weirder from there.

    What it looks like from the outside is that in your language, showing him a selection of items meant "pick from this list, because I have found some really cool options for what I want".

    In his language it appears to have been received as "Here is an idea, run with it and make it awesome".

    What he did appears to have been (in his language) "I took cherished quality items that I have carefully hoarded away" [side note: being a packrat myself, I assure you that 'sharing something from the hoard' is a high high high compliment and NOT any kind of insult or shortcut'] and made you the most awesome system in the world, besides which those online options are prefab crap."

    What he appears to have done seems to have been received by you as "you didn't get me a thing from my list, therefore you are not taking my request seriously"

    I understand that in your language you "asked for a brand new system". What I would ask is did you, in actual words, say the words "I want a brand new system - specifically one of these ones which I have showed you".

    I know - in your language that's a silly question.

    It took hubby and I about ... well .... um .... maybe about eight years to figure this particular pitfall out.

    Which is good, because there are certain dear workmates of mine never to be specified that have run up against this very issue, and I have had versions of this conversation with buddies who then look at me blankly and then say "well he should know exactly what I mean."

    Sigh. different species. Really.... I swear.

    An on that note, another oldie but a goodie:

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    And I have yet to get a character past v5. I'm looking ahead to making crafting mistakes at whatever the equivalent of V16 will be (CP "a billion" or something?) with much trepidation.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Xendyn
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    Question:

    Has anyone noticed an issue with the Soul Shatter passive going off and killing you?
    Seems like my NB I'm leveling is committing suicide every time I get into a WB fight or similar and that passive goes off.

    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • JD2013
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Being that this is the happy thread for PC users, I am going to present an offering first.

    Oh @freespirit please accept this popcorn in a spirit of love, hope and affectionate intoxication!!

    krCImpm.jpg
    freespirit wrote: »
    @newtinmpls my original post on my Xmas present choice stated..........

    ''Oh and on top of that I asked earlier today for the equipment to allow me to convert my vinyl albums into digital form AND showed him many such items online........

    Whilst telling him ''I had no knowledge of audio devices and he should check them out and pick what he thought was most suited".

    Over the years I and my husband have found out that .... men and woman are two different species. And it gets weirder from there.

    What it looks like from the outside is that in your language, showing him a selection of items meant "pick from this list, because I have found some really cool options for what I want".

    In his language it appears to have been received as "Here is an idea, run with it and make it awesome".

    What he did appears to have been (in his language) "I took cherished quality items that I have carefully hoarded away" [side note: being a packrat myself, I assure you that 'sharing something from the hoard' is a high high high compliment and NOT any kind of insult or shortcut'] and made you the most awesome system in the world, besides which those online options are prefab crap."

    What he appears to have done seems to have been received by you as "you didn't get me a thing from my list, therefore you are not taking my request seriously"

    I understand that in your language you "asked for a brand new system". What I would ask is did you, in actual words, say the words "I want a brand new system - specifically one of these ones which I have showed you".

    I know - in your language that's a silly question.

    It took hubby and I about ... well .... um .... maybe about eight years to figure this particular pitfall out.

    Which is good, because there are certain dear workmates of mine never to be specified that have run up against this very issue, and I have had versions of this conversation with buddies who then look at me blankly and then say "well he should know exactly what I mean."

    Sigh. different species. Really.... I swear.

    An on that note, another oldie but a goodie:

    5VrSFxN.jpg

    And I have yet to get a character past v5. I'm looking ahead to making crafting mistakes at whatever the equivalent of V16 will be (CP "a billion" or something?) with much trepidation.

    Your offering pleases us. Please come in. Enjoy the drama free thread.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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  • MissBizz
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Being that this is the happy thread for PC users, I am going to present an offering first.

    Oh @freespirit please accept this popcorn in a spirit of love, hope and affectionate intoxication!!

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    freespirit wrote: »
    @newtinmpls my original post on my Xmas present choice stated..........

    ''Oh and on top of that I asked earlier today for the equipment to allow me to convert my vinyl albums into digital form AND showed him many such items online........

    Whilst telling him ''I had no knowledge of audio devices and he should check them out and pick what he thought was most suited".

    Over the years I and my husband have found out that .... men and woman are two different species. And it gets weirder from there.

    What it looks like from the outside is that in your language, showing him a selection of items meant "pick from this list, because I have found some really cool options for what I want".

    In his language it appears to have been received as "Here is an idea, run with it and make it awesome".

    What he did appears to have been (in his language) "I took cherished quality items that I have carefully hoarded away" [side note: being a packrat myself, I assure you that 'sharing something from the hoard' is a high high high compliment and NOT any kind of insult or shortcut'] and made you the most awesome system in the world, besides which those online options are prefab crap."

    What he appears to have done seems to have been received by you as "you didn't get me a thing from my list, therefore you are not taking my request seriously"

    I understand that in your language you "asked for a brand new system". What I would ask is did you, in actual words, say the words "I want a brand new system - specifically one of these ones which I have showed you".

    I know - in your language that's a silly question.

    It took hubby and I about ... well .... um .... maybe about eight years to figure this particular pitfall out.

    Which is good, because there are certain dear workmates of mine never to be specified that have run up against this very issue, and I have had versions of this conversation with buddies who then look at me blankly and then say "well he should know exactly what I mean."

    Sigh. different species. Really.... I swear.

    An on that note, another oldie but a goodie:

    5VrSFxN.jpg

    And I have yet to get a character past v5. I'm looking ahead to making crafting mistakes at whatever the equivalent of V16 will be (CP "a billion" or something?) with much trepidation.

    Your offering pleases us. Please come in. Enjoy the drama free thread.

    *shakes head*

    Poor you. No. It means these are the EXACT things I want. I slaved figuring out what exact brand and model, do not veer away! Well, hopefully you enjoy our drama free zone with plenty amount of popcorn.
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  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Question:

    Has anyone noticed an issue with the Soul Shatter passive going off and killing you?
    Seems like my NB I'm leveling is committing suicide every time I get into a WB fight or similar and that passive goes off.
    Hmm, no, but I've never actually put a point into that passive. This kind of makes me want to, though. I mean, I feel like the first few times this happened it would be hilarious. It would probably get old pretty fast after that, though...
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  • MissBizz
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    GUYS!


    GGUUUUYYYSSS!

    How did I miss this gem earlier? lol

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/2512690/#Comment_2512690

    No quote for you. You must go there.
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Although I do understand the arguments of how we need the console......generation....to succeed, don't forget that the prices they charge for console games it could well just be a cash grab for the investors and them move back to concentrating on the PC :D

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    Current gen consoles work off the x86 architecture. Hardest thing for them to dev for is probably the cruddy hardware and their integrated XBlive or PS + requirements.
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    GUYS!


    GGUUUUYYYSSS!

    How did I miss this gem earlier? lol

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/2512690/#Comment_2512690

    No quote for you. You must go there.

    Yep that made me laugh too! :)

    And to think that some say our friends at ZOS don't have a sense of humor ;)
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    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
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    I came back from lunch, opened my game to see that a wild maintenance appeared with a "you shall not PASS" super-effective move. My reaction?

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    Edited by magnusthorek on December 11, 2015 4:44PM
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
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