BabeestorGor wrote: »Why do Nord men have beards?
So you can tell who the women are.
How long does it take for a Nord to change his underwear?
Change, what is this change?
A Nord patrol was on the borders of the Dominion when they saw a Bosmer running away. All the warriors went after him except a young boy left holding the horses. After a while noone came back so the boy went home and told his thane. The thane and 50 warriors returned with the boy and saw the Bosmer running away so they ran after him. Again none came back so the boy went home and told his jarl. The jarl raised all 500 warriors of his clan and went with the boy. Again they saw the Bosmer running away so the jarl took his 500 warriors after him. Eventually the jarl returned alone and almost dead. He gasped to the boy, "Its a trap. There are two of them!"
Why is *** white and urine yellow? So Nords can tell if they are coming or going.
What is the definition of a Nord virgin? A girl who can run faster than her father.
Why did the Nord squire leave the army? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
All the above stolen from Glorantha and adapted to the detriment of the Nord race.
*clears throat*
Mofo: I present the funniest ESO joke!
The Soon Listhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEvfX1gPa_4
This video includes known "zones" to be in production for The Elder Scrolls Online:
- Orsinium (formerly Wrothgar)
- Murkmire
- Clockwork City
- Abah's Landing
- Mephala's Realm
We also have
Imperial City
Spell crafting
thieves guild
dark brotherhood
phase 2 of the justice system
veteran removal
etc etc etc srsly the list of promises is insane its kinda why pc players are ticked off.
This was last year:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LkeMacg-b0
Last year's soon list is this year's soon list
That is all............
kip_silverwolf wrote: »An Altmer and a Dunmer walk into a bar...the Bosmer walks under it..
WaltherCarraway wrote: »i guess a mod won this contest 4 years ago?