How many Bosmer does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
skoomaking916 wrote: »that someone thought it was time to launch this game.
Wow, so many people are using this thread as an excuse to bash on the game. Why can't we all just share some actual funny jokes
Tannakaobi wrote: »It's been a while:
Three friends were lost in the desert, a Nord, a Breton and a Redguard. They found a lamp and rubbed it, with a woosh a genie popped out. He granted them each a wish.
The Breton wished to be back home and Poof! He was back home. The Redguard wished to be at home with her family and Poof! She was back home with her family. The Nord said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."