Funny nobody has said this yet...
ESO IS the joke of the day.
Templar! Only I'm not laughing!
ESO! Best joke ever.
ZOS
Found the best joke of the day.
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/113725/urgent-hotfix-required/p6
Not an exploit. HA!
"Patches"
I win.
ESO's joke for today, "We have a QA department."
We, patched the game. Here are the patch notes. :P
I laugh so hard everytime I fire up ESO. The game is a total joke!
Here's an ESO joke for ya:
Zenimax got their *** together and fixed the game without breaking new stuff every single patch.
I thought Patch 1.2.3 was the best joke...
ESO
With all the problems this game has and ZOS inability to properly fix anything, this game is turning into a joke.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
ZOS QA and Testing Team
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patch 1.2.3...get it....that's the joke...Patch 1.2.3
Elder Scrolls Online.
Nuff said.
Nord: "With patch 1.2.4 zos fixed fps drop and cyrodiil issues!"
Dunmer: "Really?"
Breton:
I've got the BEST ESO joke of the day!!!
This game.
Zenimax.........
Anyone else's stomach and face muscles sore from laughing at these?ESO joke of the day?
We want to fix it For Real this time with a hotfix.
That's pretty funny eh?
Knootewoot wrote: »I win, because i have the most funny joke in the world:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Whiterun Wolfhound das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Neither I as a german nor google translates langauge detection has any idea what language that even is. Much less what it says.Knootewoot wrote: »I win, because i have the most funny joke in the world:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Whiterun Wolfhound das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
There was a eccentric murderer in Cheydinhal who caught a Khajiit, an Altmer, an Imperial and a Breton. The Khajiit is rumoured to be the best trader across Tamriel, the Altmer is a famous diplomat, the Imperial is a brilliant tactician and the Breton is a bright young mage.
There was a eccentric murderer in Cheydinhal who caught a Khajiit, an Altmer, an Imperial and a Breton. The Khajiit is rumoured to be the best trader across Tamriel, the Altmer is a famous diplomat, the Imperial is a brilliant tactician and the Breton is a bright young mage.I would say the breton. Because either he use a clairvoyance spell to see te other three peoples heads.
Or since it was pitch black behind the wall he just guessed black and could not be wrong (because in the dark all colors are black)
One of them managed to give the correct answer with 100% certainty. Who? And how? Mention my tag when you answer, and I shall provide the correct answer after 5 guesses.
Tip: Just picture yourself in their positions and enjoy the process. (tip edited for fun)
This is not a joke, but I had great fun asking my friends. Hope you guys have fun with it too!
XquixoticalX wrote: »@Aeradon it's simple...the Altmer calls out the correct answer. He knows that if his head is painted the same color as the Khajit's, then the Imperial have would known the answer and called it out. Because the Imperial can see both in front of him, if they are both black he knows he is white, and the Breton beyond the wall is white as well. He would have called out if this were the case. But because the Imperial stays silent, the Altmer knows that his head must be the opposite color from the Khajit's (which he can see as it is right in front of him.)
Neither I as a german nor google translates langauge detection has any idea what language that even is. Much less what it says.Knootewoot wrote: »I win, because i have the most funny joke in the world:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Whiterun Wolfhound das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Knootewoot wrote: »Neither I as a german nor google translates langauge detection has any idea what language that even is. Much less what it says.Knootewoot wrote: »I win, because i have the most funny joke in the world:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Whiterun Wolfhound das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Guess nobody saw Monthy Python's flying Circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U
Im German i cant even understand what he is trying to say. I should watch flying circus again its quit a while since last time
Ok this makes very very very hardly sense, a little. I think its more meant to say many funny German/English-German Words
Edit:
MP is very different in German than it is in English
Blackhorne wrote: »Well, if that's your flavor, how about one "borrowed" from my favorite cowtown puppet show* (although I'd heard it in another form before then, but I was too young to remember whence) :kirnmalidus wrote: »Ollie & Lena jokes converted to ESO FTW.
Sven and Olaf are down on the docks in Riften.
"Hey Sven," says Olaf, "How long do you think this pier is?"
"Dunno, Olaf," says Sven, "Let me count the boards..."
"Okay, " says Olaf, "And I'll count the slits."
And so they walk down the pier, counting boards and slits.
Sven: 1...
Olaf: ...1
Sven: 2...
Olaf: ...2
....
Sven: 23...
Olaf: ...23
Sven: 24...
Olaf: ..twenty-waaagh! (falls off the pier)
"Ah-hah!" says Sven. "I see now: when you're out of slits, you're out of pier!"
*One thousand internets to you if you know the show.
C'mon. We all know it's from Frozen!Blackhorne wrote: »Well, if that's your flavor, how about one "borrowed" from my favorite cowtown puppet show* (although I'd heard it in another form before then, but I was too young to remember whence) :kirnmalidus wrote: »Ollie & Lena jokes converted to ESO FTW.
Sven and Olaf are down on the docks in Riften.
"Hey Sven," says Olaf, "How long do you think this pier is?"
"Dunno, Olaf," says Sven, "Let me count the boards..."
"Okay, " says Olaf, "And I'll count the slits."
And so they walk down the pier, counting boards and slits.
Sven: 1...
Olaf: ...1
Sven: 2...
Olaf: ...2
....
Sven: 23...
Olaf: ...23
Sven: 24...
Olaf: ..twenty-waaagh! (falls off the pier)
"Ah-hah!" says Sven. "I see now: when you're out of slits, you're out of pier!"
*One thousand internets to you if you know the show.
MST3K!! From the movie The Sword and the Dragon, a joke by Ingmar Bergman. I fell off the couch laughing so hard the first time I saw that episode
Is a valid translation of:isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »"Ich habe hier seit 400 Jahren gelebt und habe noch nie einen Geist gesehen."
Wich oddly enough wold be a fitting one liner for ESO.isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »"I have lived here for 400 years, and I've never seen a ghost".
Is a valid translation of:isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »"Ich habe hier seit 400 Jahren gelebt und habe noch nie einen Geist gesehen."Wich oddly enough wold be a fitting one liner for ESO.isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »"I have lived here for 400 years, and I've never seen a ghost".
I mean half my questgivers are ghosts, talking skulls, crows or projections.