milesrodneymcneely2_ESO wrote: »"A pair of fair-haired Breton lasses decided to make a pilgrimage to the capitol of Cyrodiil."
"Near the end of the journey they happened upon a fork in the road with a sign that read: ~Imperial City Left~."
"Disheartened, they turned around and went home."
mikeymike2785b14_ESO wrote: »What do you get when an Orc uses Extended Chains and pulls you into him and a group of his Orc buddies?A Pulled Orc Sandwich
What do you get when you dump an Oil pot on an Orc and a Khajiit?Orc Fried Rice and Orange chicken (It's made of Cat!)
khele23eb17_ESO wrote: »A templar in heavy armor, carrying a 2-handed mace walks into a bar.
forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/129593/eso-in-a-nutshell/p1A Nord , a Dunmer and an Orc walk into a bar
forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/129593/eso-in-a-nutshell/p1A Nord , a Dunmer and an Orc walk into a bar
Now the joke is ESO-friendly and says something about the taste of Orcs.An Altmer, a Nord and an Orc are on a ship that has been damaged by a storm and is sinking, but they are not too far away from shore.
So, the Altmer leaps from the boat and swims half the way to the shore, but drownsgets eaten by slaughterfish.
The Nord gets off the boat and swims three quarters of the way there, but also drownsgets eaten by slaughterfish.
The Orc swims half way to shore, and then back to the boat.