LeagueTroll wrote: »StormChaser3000 wrote: »LeagueTroll wrote: »StormChaser3000 wrote: »Lol, OP, was it you on PC NA server in Grathwood yelling in the zone chat that you need 100.000k dps and everyone else is a trash tier?
It looks like you queues sometimes take longer than dps queues xD Oh no, wait, even longer since you are getting kicked from groups for your 12 years old attitude.
Hmm sounds like something i say for dsa.
That definitely wasn't DSA. I don't remember exactly but it was 100% one of the lower tier vet dungeons, like BC 1 or FG 1. But even in case of DSA (which is actually easy too) why would anyone post stuff like that? You get the same attitude in response as you give them.
Hint: being nice to other people makes miracles and improves the aftertaste from dungeons a lot.
Hell no, I don’t want to play with potato and run into dps issue. I want to play with ppl who can do the dmg. Then I need to care about is mechanics.
Being nice to trash resulted in me progressing much slower in my first year of eso.
I never said either of those things. Once more: fraud requires intent.If a tank who is not taunting the boss is considered a fake tank, a healer who is not healing the group is considered a fake healer
NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.
A DD who roles out 5k dps is not performing role optimally, but remains a DD, as that is the role they selected and are preforming the objective requirements to fulfill the role (albeit poorly). Like it or not, damage is being done.
A tank without taunt is not performing role at all.
Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction.
To the point of Kicking: why on earth would you kick on a normal, non dlc? If the second DD spams 1k damage hiding in a bush, the dungeon will still get cleared no problem.
NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.
A DD who roles out 5k dps is not performing role optimally, but remains a DD, as that is the role they selected and are preforming the objective requirements to fulfill the role (albeit poorly). Like it or not, damage is being done.
A tank without taunt is not performing role at all.
Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction.
To the point of Kicking: why on earth would you kick on a normal, non dlc? If the second DD spams 1k damage hiding in a bush, the dungeon will still get cleared no problem.
1. Nobody talking about fake DDs is talking about normals.
2. If a tank who has literally 0 investment in damage output can do 5k DPS, a DD that is supposedly specced for it should be doing more. If that is not the case, they are fake DDs, as nothing about their build improves damage output.
NupidStoob wrote: »No point to run pure healer or pure tank if you are going to queue for it. Queuing for DLC is usually a waste of time anyways so you barely ever have a need to be in your full on tank or healer setup. I don't understand how people can do it, it's deliberate selfharm. Just run a half DPS setup and you can still easily do 20k while performing your role well enough.
Best solution is obviously to not even join this madness and go with guildies.
NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.
A DD who roles out 5k dps is not performing role optimally, but remains a DD, as that is the role they selected and are preforming the objective requirements to fulfill the role (albeit poorly). Like it or not, damage is being done.
A tank without taunt is not performing role at all.
Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction.
To the point of Kicking: why on earth would you kick on a normal, non dlc? If the second DD spams 1k damage hiding in a bush, the dungeon will still get cleared no problem.
You need to look up the definition of the word "fake". It does not mean "failed" as you seem to think it does -- they are not synonyms. Fraud requires intent, which is something you have no proof of.Again, if a dedicated DD is doing the same damage as a dedicated tank he completely failed at his main goal and is indeed a fake DD.
You're one of those people that uses the phrase "fake news" all the time, aren't you?
This is going in circles. If a tank who is not taunting the boss is considered a fake tank, a healer who is not healing the group is considered a fake healer why wouldn't a DD who does so little damage that he could be replaced with a second tank without any losses (and with a second healer with a substantial DPS increase) be considered a fake DD?
Nice attempt at personal attack instead of actual arguments, btw.
You are attempting to redefine the work Fake to mean unacceptable.
A fake tank or healer is someone who joins a queue as one of those roles with zero intentions to do those roles. A fake tank is not attempting to tank and a fake healer is not attempting to heal.
A failed tank who joins but is unsuccessful at taunting or blocking, but they are attempting to do the role they signed up for is completely different.
A DPS who queues in as DPS with sword and shield taunting the boss and tanking it, or with a restro staff healing the group is the only way a DPS can be fake.
A DPS who can only do 5K dps is just a bad dps, not a fake one.
Maybe learn to help the bad tanks, healers and dps in easy dungeons so that they get better. Rather than calling them fake and acting like you weren't bad at one point in the game. And I use the word "you" collectively and not to target you personally.
LeagueTroll wrote: »NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.
A DD who roles out 5k dps is not performing role optimally, but remains a DD, as that is the role they selected and are preforming the objective requirements to fulfill the role (albeit poorly). Like it or not, damage is being done.
A tank without taunt is not performing role at all.
Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction.
To the point of Kicking: why on earth would you kick on a normal, non dlc? If the second DD spams 1k damage hiding in a bush, the dungeon will still get cleared no problem.
The taunt skill does dmg. Your expectation on tank has taunt imply tank also must do dmg.
So you standard is: tank must do dmg and taunt, dd must do dmg.
You clearly expected more from the tank. This is not fair.
NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.
A DD who roles out 5k dps is not performing role optimally, but remains a DD, as that is the role they selected and are preforming the objective requirements to fulfill the role (albeit poorly). Like it or not, damage is being done.
A tank without taunt is not performing role at all.
Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction.
To the point of Kicking: why on earth would you kick on a normal, non dlc? If the second DD spams 1k damage hiding in a bush, the dungeon will still get cleared no problem.
1. Nobody talking about fake DDs is talking about normals.
2. If a tank who has literally 0 investment in damage output can do 5k DPS, a DD that is supposedly specced for it should be doing more. If that is not the case, they are fake DDs, as nothing about their build improves damage output.
NocturnalSonata wrote: »LeagueTroll wrote: »NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.
A DD who roles out 5k dps is not performing role optimally, but remains a DD, as that is the role they selected and are preforming the objective requirements to fulfill the role (albeit poorly). Like it or not, damage is being done.
A tank without taunt is not performing role at all.
Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction.
To the point of Kicking: why on earth would you kick on a normal, non dlc? If the second DD spams 1k damage hiding in a bush, the dungeon will still get cleared no problem.
The taunt skill does dmg. Your expectation on tank has taunt imply tank also must do dmg.
So you standard is: tank must do dmg and taunt, dd must do dmg.
You clearly expected more from the tank. This is not fair.
Read my comment carefully please. I was referring to objective/subjective qualifiers so i will copy pasta it again:
"Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction. "
If a tank does 100k damage it makes zero difference to the subjective/objective qualification. It just means they are doing more roles than they are required. Different roles have different variables - no sarcasm or patronizing intended - but this is really basic logic at work.
NocturnalSonata wrote: »NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.
A DD who roles out 5k dps is not performing role optimally, but remains a DD, as that is the role they selected and are preforming the objective requirements to fulfill the role (albeit poorly). Like it or not, damage is being done.
A tank without taunt is not performing role at all.
Because tank/healers require different variable to qualify as their role is not a suitable comparative to suggest 5k DPS is fake DD. This is false equivalence, and a clear misrepresentation of the objective/subjective distinction.
To the point of Kicking: why on earth would you kick on a normal, non dlc? If the second DD spams 1k damage hiding in a bush, the dungeon will still get cleared no problem.
1. Nobody talking about fake DDs is talking about normals.
2. If a tank who has literally 0 investment in damage output can do 5k DPS, a DD that is supposedly specced for it should be doing more. If that is not the case, they are fake DDs, as nothing about their build improves damage output.
5k dps is dps - if a tank does it then it is a bonus, but not what their role mechanic is. Importing your own subjective qualification is irrelevant. Different roles require different variables... very basic logic at work here.
PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I kick fake tanks and healers in my vet PUGs. I don't have the time to deal with people who desperately want to get into a PUG and expect to get carried. Hell, it's not even hard for a fake tank to slot a taunt but nah, too much of an inconvenience for 'em.
And there's no such thing as a fake DPS. What do you even mean by that? 'Oh, I can pull l33t MLGPR0Xx 50k deeps, so this is the standard for everyone. Anything below that is fake.'
I don't care about your personal debate about 5k DPS in the thread. If I was addressing you, I would've quoted you.PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I kick fake tanks and healers in my vet PUGs. I don't have the time to deal with people who desperately want to get into a PUG and expect to get carried. Hell, it's not even hard for a fake tank to slot a taunt but nah, too much of an inconvenience for 'em.
And there's no such thing as a fake DPS. What do you even mean by that? 'Oh, I can pull l33t MLGPR0Xx 50k deeps, so this is the standard for everyone. Anything below that is fake.'
Anything below what a specced tank or healer does is fake. Nice strawman with the 50k though, we're talking about 5k in case you hadn't noticed. And yeah, you are a fake DD if you do less damage than a tank in 7p heavy with 1hs, 8 sturdy traits and who also only block casts skills and occasionally bashes to interrupt.
PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I don't care about your personal debate about 5k DPS in the thread. If I was addressing you, I would've quoted you.PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I kick fake tanks and healers in my vet PUGs. I don't have the time to deal with people who desperately want to get into a PUG and expect to get carried. Hell, it's not even hard for a fake tank to slot a taunt but nah, too much of an inconvenience for 'em.
And there's no such thing as a fake DPS. What do you even mean by that? 'Oh, I can pull l33t MLGPR0Xx 50k deeps, so this is the standard for everyone. Anything below that is fake.'
Anything below what a specced tank or healer does is fake. Nice strawman with the 50k though, we're talking about 5k in case you hadn't noticed. And yeah, you are a fake DD if you do less damage than a tank in 7p heavy with 1hs, 8 sturdy traits and who also only block casts skills and occasionally bashes to interrupt.
Like I did just now.
You haven't seen LeagueTrolls other posts/threads, have you? Get your holier-than-thou attitude out of there.PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I don't care about your personal debate about 5k DPS in the thread. If I was addressing you, I would've quoted you.PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I kick fake tanks and healers in my vet PUGs. I don't have the time to deal with people who desperately want to get into a PUG and expect to get carried. Hell, it's not even hard for a fake tank to slot a taunt but nah, too much of an inconvenience for 'em.
And there's no such thing as a fake DPS. What do you even mean by that? 'Oh, I can pull l33t MLGPR0Xx 50k deeps, so this is the standard for everyone. Anything below that is fake.'
Anything below what a specced tank or healer does is fake. Nice strawman with the 50k though, we're talking about 5k in case you hadn't noticed. And yeah, you are a fake DD if you do less damage than a tank in 7p heavy with 1hs, 8 sturdy traits and who also only block casts skills and occasionally bashes to interrupt.
Like I did just now.
Well, quote anyone who said they expect 50k DPS. You're talking to literally nobody in this thread, so you may as well apologize for misrepresenting literally everyone and leave.
PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »You haven't seen LeagueTrolls other posts/threads, have you? Get your holier-than-thou attitude out of there.PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I don't care about your personal debate about 5k DPS in the thread. If I was addressing you, I would've quoted you.PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »I kick fake tanks and healers in my vet PUGs. I don't have the time to deal with people who desperately want to get into a PUG and expect to get carried. Hell, it's not even hard for a fake tank to slot a taunt but nah, too much of an inconvenience for 'em.
And there's no such thing as a fake DPS. What do you even mean by that? 'Oh, I can pull l33t MLGPR0Xx 50k deeps, so this is the standard for everyone. Anything below that is fake.'
Anything below what a specced tank or healer does is fake. Nice strawman with the 50k though, we're talking about 5k in case you hadn't noticed. And yeah, you are a fake DD if you do less damage than a tank in 7p heavy with 1hs, 8 sturdy traits and who also only block casts skills and occasionally bashes to interrupt.
Like I did just now.
Well, quote anyone who said they expect 50k DPS. You're talking to literally nobody in this thread, so you may as well apologize for misrepresenting literally everyone and leave.
NocturnalSonata wrote: »Fake tank = No taunt
Fake Heal = No heal
Fake Dps = No dmg
There is your objective qualification.