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Funny Character Names

  • coop500
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    You can make so many silly names with argonain names, it's amazing.

    I can't take screenshots at the moment, but I got a toon called Walks-Through-Corn and Giggles-At-Everything. Then I have a khajiit named Chip Ahoy
    Wishing for Lilmothiit race still! Or maybe Lilmothiit companion?
  • Wolfkeks
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    guldie has a char named eats-all-pancakes
    "Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma?" - Fadomai
    EU PC 2000+ CP professional mudballer and pie thrower
    Former Emperor, Grand Overlord, vAA hm, vHelRa hm, vSO hm, vMoL hm, vHoF hm, vAS+2, vCR+3, vSS hm, vKA, vRG, Flawless Conquerer, Spirit Slayer
  • Maryal
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    Nerfs R Us -- my warden. Choosing a name for my warden was the very last thing I did in the character creation screen ... and it was the only name I could think of that seemed to 'fit' at the time.



  • Caligamy_ESO
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    Edited by Caligamy_ESO on July 19, 2017 3:18PM
  • JamieAubrey
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    I love how your mount is looking it you like "Dude, really ? "
  • XxBradeyxX
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    My magDK is named Twice P0rn star
    Edited by XxBradeyxX on July 19, 2017 4:38PM
  • Megabear
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    Ones I have/had that I can remember

    Tail-or-Swift
    Molags Left Bal
    Molags Right Bal
    Khajiit has Bears

    I really like these names :)
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Megabear
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    Argonian with the name Blocks-with-Face

    DANG! There goes my idea, but I'm not surprised that it's taken. I was going to unlock a character slot and create a char with that name.
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Danksta
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    XxBradeyxX wrote: »
    My magDK is named Twice P0rn star

    That's a guild name on PS4/NA except it's plural.
    BawKinTackWarDs PS4/NA

  • Nordic_Pirate
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    I made an Argonian a long time ago named "Fertilizes-Many-Eggs." But I deleted him before I could get reported for it.
    Yes, I do heartily repent. I repent I had not done more mischief; and that we did not cut the throats of them that took us, and I am extremely sorry that you aren't hanged as well as we.

    — Anonymous pirate, asked on the gallows if he repented.
  • Scarlett_Princess
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    Edited by Scarlett_Princess on October 20, 2017 4:55AM
    FACT: Haters don't really hate you. In fact, they hate themselves, because you're a reflection of what they wish to be.

    ~ Scarlett Princess | Aldmeri Dominion | Orc | Stamina Sorcerer ~

    Aussie Player | PC | NA Server
  • Hippie4927
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    This is D'Clawed my Khajiit sorc.

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    PC/NA/EP ✌️
  • Sixty5
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    My as-yet unlevelled Healer
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    My Magblade
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    And the character I mainly PVP with
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    Edited by Sixty5 on October 20, 2017 6:27AM
    Lord and Savior of the Association of Serious S***posters.

    I play a character called "Gives Me Wood Elf" because I am a mature and sensible person.
    Stam Sorc main in Battlegrounds
  • Alex_Lex
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    Jubilee Cake
    And he's a khajiit.
    EU: Beatrice gra-Brog, Rebellie, Yshterie, Jearra , Lirielline
    Christess, Fleuretta, Jubilee Cake, Braviliana, Onyxette
    M'adjirra, Dances-around-Nirn, Nerieth, Estrice, Ann der Wood
    Éternelle, Burns-all-the-babies, Jyggurag
    NA: Dice Twice, Nikka from the barrel
  • gronoxvx
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    I named my latest toon “shelves-many-pingaz”

    (Google the term pingaz. Its an australian thing)
  • Runschei
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    I Touch My Elf
    Twice Pörn Star
    Faps-In-Shadows
    Aaaa Do Din Banditt (A redguard, and only funny if you're Norwegian)
    Edited by Runschei on October 20, 2017 6:34AM
  • Ilithyania
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    Runschei wrote: »
    I Touch My Elf
    Twice Pörn Star
    Faps-In-Shadows
    Aaaa Do Din Banditt (A redguard, and only funny if you're Norwegian)

    that last one :D:D:D
    PC
  • Inklings
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  • DigitalEulogy
    DigitalEulogy
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    Little Bo Deeps = Stamina Templar

    Magica Johnson = Magica Nightblade
  • Wrubius_Coronaria
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    I had a fat orc with a long beard with an armor dyed in pink and yellow called Bagpack. (created for troll a friend who asked me to play an orc).
  • Tasear
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    Heal me please :D


    I saw that character a year later and said I know you. As a primary healer, this is funniest name I ever seen
  • MisterGibs
    MisterGibs
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    This one hates Morndas.
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  • CGPsaint
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    Me new Templar Healer is "Pugs-With-Scrubs"
  • LordGavus
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    I saw a bosmer called Boss Merr today, I thought it was funny.

    I've seen a tank called meatsheild too.
  • deano469
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    Saw two players standing next to each other, in Hew's Bane. Both Orcs.

    One was

    Bum go S h a t

    The other was

    Butt go Bang.
    Edited by deano469 on October 20, 2017 2:16PM
  • SunnyBunny
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    a group of us helped a friend name her Khajiit - "Holds-Her-Purse"

    I have seen a few clever ones that make me smile a bit...one was a DK called "Out of Stam" and another was "Kill Me Last" (that one was during PvP)

    Although a friends husbands toon is named "SwampJunk" being tired and trying to send him somethings my brain thought is was "SwampAss".
    Lone Wolf Help ~ Royal Bank of Tamriel ~ Black Market Wares

    I Know I'm Lost

    *Ernestina - Imperial Temp
    *Ennus - Bosmer Sorc
    *Greavy - Orc DK
    *Somniate - Ra Gada NB
    *Cilano - Imperial DK
    *Ba'Raka - Khajiit Warden
    *Bird In Hand - Argonian Templar
  • Keep_Door
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    "Eat your Khajiit"

    Im pretty proud of that one.
    Edited by Keep_Door on October 22, 2017 4:34PM
  • niru666
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    Soul Shriven
    Fails-as-tank
    Sleeps with hobos
    Lower your expectations
    Truly dissapointing
    Fails to impress
    Superdyke
    Loves the food
    Loces to sprint
    Heals to late
    Slightly challenged

    The rest have swedish names:
    Joel Bitar (You have be old and swedish to get this onee)
    Köpekärring
    Superkuken

    They are all mine
  • ideotik_god
    ideotik_god
    Soul Shriven
    I like the play on real name ones I've seen. Like Bernie Standards, Hillary Critton, Adolf Critler. Though I think the majority of these are forced to name change.
    @ideotik.god CP Rank: 303
    Keep Moving Forward
    Ideotik God Lvl 30: Dunmer Templar
    Shadow Dix - Lvl 50: Altmer Nightblade
    The Gingerbread Orc - Lvl 03: Orc Sorcerer
    Wardenstein's Monster - Lvl 03: Bosmer Warden
    Sunshine in Uranus - Lvl 03: Altmer Templar
    Gingerdix - Lvl 50: Altmer Warden
    Dix with Chains - Lvl 03: Dunmer Dragonknight
    Warden Orc'nshield - Lvl 03: Orc Warden
    Dixgasm - Lvl 50: Breton Warden
    Dix Sheeped - Lvl 03: Khajiit Nightblade
    Gucci-with-a-Tail - Lvl 03: Argonian Warden
  • Narvuntien
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    I like using Lore Friendly Pun names.

    Valoran Moore- Breton, Templar tank.

    Unfairencarne - High Elf, Mag Sorc
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