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Show off your toons with weird or quirky names :)

Let me start with one of mine...:)

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  • Turelus
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    Can't screenshot as I am not on my home PC but I have a new character called "Ban Till Nineteen Seventy" :trollface:
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
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  • Nerouyn
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    Not one of mine but I'll never forget a Khajiit I ran into years ago.

    Meow-Lips.

    It's not like especially clever or anything, but it made me smile.
  • VoodooPlatypus
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    I created a female lizard recently whose name is Laughs-Inappropriately.
  • LilySix
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    A friend of mine called his tank Papier-mâché.
    GM Hangovers - PS4
    "Soyez vous -même, les autres sont déjà pris"
    Oscar Wilde

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  • oMrRust
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    My argonians name is Lost-His-Marbles.
    lol.
  • Dracindo
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    Argonian names will almost always make your day.
  • JamieAubrey
    JamieAubrey
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    Ones I have/had that I can remember

    Tail-or-Swift
    Molags Left Bal
    Molags Right Bal
    Khajiit has Bears
    Edited by JamieAubrey on July 19, 2017 12:50PM
  • starkerealm
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    I've seen a few good ones. I kept threatening to make a snarky Argonian name but never got around to it. Still, I have a few friends with some memorable names.
  • drakhan2002_ESO
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    My argonian names:

    Drank-the-Koolaid

    Abducted-by-Aliens-Twice (I know it breaks the 3 word rule...but..."twice" makes him unique) :grin:
  • Belidos
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    My DK always wears one of the knight costumes, his name is Sir Squeaksalot. My Templar always wears the goblin costume item, and uses the drunk appearance, his name is Drunken Goblin.
  • Keep_Door
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    Cant post right now but my sorcs name is Eat your khajiit hehe
  • oaflet
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    JamieAubrey wrote: »
    Ones I have/mad that I can remember

    Tail-or-Swift
    Molags Left Bal
    Molags Right Bal
    Khajiit has Bears


    This is one of the first things I've read this morning, and the Molag ones killed me XD

    I don't have any of mine to contribute as I've always gone lore-friendly, but I love the creativity/humor in these. Awesome thread.
  • Etienne_et_Isabeau
    Etienne_et_Isabeau
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    Argonian with the name Blocks-with-Face
  • rootimus
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    I have a Dunmer healer called Elf Department and a general troublemaker called Coffee Thug. There's also a lowbie healer I have kicking around Rawl'kha who does nothing but tier 1 crafting writs and plays Kick the Khajiit, called Heals-You-Bigly.
    oaflet wrote: »
    This is one of the first things I've read this morning, and the Molag ones killed me XD

    Killed you because of the incorrect punctuation?
    Even on the internet, clear communication is important; it can be the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"; the difference between "knowing your s***" and "knowing you're s***".
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  • Farscape76
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    My wife, who is always forgetting things, has a Khajiit named " She who forgets "
    CP 1200+ Xbox - NA - Ebonheart Pact
    Characters
    Dargo Crichton - VR16/lvl 50 StamDK - Stormproof
    Talon Crichton - lvl 50 Stamsorc
    Kara Crichton - lvl 50 StamDK
    Erza Crichton - lvl 50 MagDK
  • eeeladin
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    Got a pvp toon called "OOOPs I'm Dead"
    Ugh...Who cares about signatures anyways?!?
  • seedubsrun
    seedubsrun
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    Argonian Warden Healer - Eats-A-Pickle
  • Kr3do
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    Killed Mace-Meets-Face with a Killing Blow using Wrecking Blow.
  • starkerealm
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    I kinda regret not rolling up an Argonian Sorc back at launch named Mister Lizard.
  • jeedrzej
    jeedrzej
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    Blizzard Lizard Wizard
    Jeedrzej - Magica Dragonknight lvl 50
    Ealian Elieilijas - Magica Sorcerer lvl 50
    Enerias Kazner - Magica Templar lvl 50
    Marcelius SIlny - Stamina Dragonknight lvl 50
    Anvena Kazner - Stamina NIghtblade lvl 50
    Arcynekromantka Anastazja - Magica Nightblade lvl 50
    Threiva Krwawooka - Stamina Sorcerer lvl 50
    Anvena Karen - Stamina Templat lvl 50
    Furia Dorathis - Stamina Dragonknight lvl 50
    Verinia Dziecię Światła - Magica Templar lvl 50
    Anwen Llenariolis - Magica Warden lvl 50
    Welandil Mroźne Serce - Magicka Warden lvl 50
    Brunein Silny - Stamina Warden lvl 50
    Jilialis Szept Nocy - Magicka Sorcerer lvl 50
    Dareiva Tancerka Cieni - Stamina NIghtblade lvl 50
    Doweriusz Desson - Magicka Necromancer lvl 40

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  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    Early on, I found a sorc, dead on a beach. His name was "i-need-a-tank"
  • Mitrenga
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    Cindy Clawford. Khajit, obv.
  • DigitalEulogy
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    Will screenshot when I get home from work but I have a NB named Magica Johnson and a Templar name Lil Bo Deeps.
  • Ghettokid
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    Orc
  • MissBizz
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    Mine isn't really all that great, but when I created my magicka warden I couldn't decide if she would be a tank or a healer. I also love Argonian names, but don't love Argonians... sooo..

    Shields-You-Well is her name :)
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  • Swifigames
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    Saddened by the taken Stares-at-Stars only to end up with Drops-the-Ball wasn't too terrible of a trade for my new Khajiit Templar :blush:
    "We don't want other worlds, we want mirrors." - Gibarian
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    Nightblade (Bosmer) - Kremlok
    Templar (Khajiit) - Drops-the-Ball
    Templar (Altmer) - Lyranil of Alinor
    Necromancer (Altmer) - Kalomyr
    Sorcerer (Dunmer) - Lord Eldruin
  • Nestor
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    Some of mine:

    Walks in Dirt - Argonian Warden
    Stanley Storage - Mule
    Mule McMullister - Mule
    Crafter Collector - Crafted Set Mule
    Lars Leefmulcher - Mule
    Gabrielle Sacurass - Mule

    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Scruffy Dangler - always bearded warden ice guy.
    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • jaschacasadiob16_ESO
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    ...I so wish there was a server where lore-based names were enforced...

    But again, the names definitely improved since the beta back in 2014, when it was plenty of ***_this, ***_that.
    "Yesterday while searching a barrel in vVoM I found a lemon. Best drop of the whole run."

    Protect the weak. Heal the sick.
    Treasure the gifts of friendship. Seek joy and inspiration in the mysteries of love.
    Honor the Earth, its creatures, and the spirits. Use Nature's gifts wisely. Respect her power. Fear her fury.
  • Danksta
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    A guildie of mine has a Warden named Brother Nature. I don't have any cool character names.
    BawKinTackWarDs PS4/NA

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