Funny Character Names

Nyghthowler

The only character I have with a silly name is my Bosmer stamden named B'eatin'U.

Arizona_Steve

Ran into Paris Heal-ton this evening.

Some of my character names are not exactly serious.

olesmo

got a sorc called John Trabolta
magplar called Jab Master Ali
and stamden called Neil Anblomee
xD

rootimus

Coffee Thug
Ebola Cola
Elf Department (obviously a healer)
Repo Cat
Warden Goofball

Edit: darn typo.

LifenLemons

I created a really pretty imperial magica templar woman. She has the dutchess personality, a long dress and her name is Delusional Princess cause she fights with fists & magica. No weapons

TarrNokk

My Argonian: Pees-while-Farting

pod88kk

Saw someone called Finishes on curtains

Ectheliontnacil

A friend's Argonian is called "You're-A-Lizard-Harry". That's pretty cool.

I know some other hilarious names but I'd prolly be banned for mentioning them on the forums.^^

Malcadicta

I have two vaguely funny ones - thought I tried to keep them a lore friendly as well.

So we got:
Khajit - Malnutri T'ion
Arognian - Malady Not Talked About

And a very hidden fun one is a Bosmer called Malifer Viridi - first means "apple-bearing" in latin so reference to trees and second just means "green".

Also yes. All my characters have names starting from Mal so that all of them, including my username, can be shortened to Mal. Just a stupid idea I had when I started out.

Itacira

"House Tenant" - mule
"Hearth Husband" - mule

Sixfoote

My Templar tank: Slayer of Skeevers

deleted008293

This One Khajiit

Arrodisia

I tend to get a little bored when farming the same stuff multiple times just to get the right weapons . So I started giving my Argonians silly names like "Naps while tanking", "breaks ya shiznits", and "glows while healing". I also like seeing interesting player names that also fit the lore.

WILC0

Spell Macpherson

DonTomas

A friend of mine has a problem with great/dizzy heights - she named her char "Fällt von Brücken" (Falling from Bridges) - which she sometimes really does in dungeons.

JasmineMcCoy

I usually use regular names for my characters, but named my High Elf Aydontrann when I planned her to be a tank (I was a newb).

rexagamemnon

Named my orc stam warden
"kentucky Klondike bar"


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kentucky klondike bar

LizziAS

Ser Vant Ess - Khajiiti Healer who always wear headman Bosek's servant clothes

A Lik'r of Deserts - Khajiiti Night Blade - a kind throw back in reference to a Khajiiti in Skyrim from the Alik'r Desert

So The Sil-lier - A High Elf Warden Fire & Ice Sorceress mocking the Dark Elf 'Living God'

Skye Sharde - A Breton Dragon Night Tank - the 'r' is silent - plllt!

Nirn Crux - A Redguard Dragon night

Carries A Stick - Argonian Healer



Any name i can think of to spoof the game while playing it, im in! I have a few others but i cant remember them all and the EU servers are down and i didnt write them down somewhere


On the NA server i have one i play when only the EU servers are down

Crate and Barrel Shopper - Wood Elf Warden Healer

mateosalvaje

I've loved reading these! I have two:

Argonian: Stops-For-Urns
Khajiit: Ko'reen Offcoornaz

reActor1

Since I have no hope in PvP performance improvements from ZOS, I called one of mines "Godsave The Ping".
And fingers crossed!

Tan9oSuccka

“Molag Bill” and “Fat Stibbons” still crack me up.

MinnesotaKid

Some of my more notable names...

Cpt. Obvious - Stamsorc
Suzi Q - Stamblade
Leggo Mi Aggro - Stamblade
Pyroclastic Flo - Magsorc
Catatumbo Storm - Magsorc
Bombastic Betty Boo - Magblade

ZOS_Holden

Thanks so much for sharing, everyone! There are so many hilarious names to choose from, but Cindy Clawford and Leggo Mi Aggro are definitely a couple of our favorites. Keep them coming!

RedTalon

Once saw a char called First-To-Flee not mine and was sometime ago.

EölMPK

Edit: Adding one more
There are 4 I can remember now, that made me laugh:

- House of Fleas (Kahjit)
- Foot Breath (Orc)
- Shake-My-A** (argonian)
- Trumps Trump (Nord)

Tucker3711

I saw someone named
Totally-not-European
another named European-in-disguise
and Camouflaged-European

This was funny because I am on the North American server not the European one!

D0PAMINE

I have a khajiit named This Won

rootimus

ZOS_Holden wrote: »

Thanks so much for sharing, everyone! There are so many hilarious names to choose from, but Cindy Clawford and Leggo Mi Aggro are definitely a couple of our favorites. Keep them coming!

What are your funniest character names? I'm asking for science.

bloodthirstyvampire

Your a lizard Harry

Marginis

I have Mora Gra-Tong (get it?) and a few others, but my favorite character name I have is still You.

Yes, his name is literally "You".

Messes with people so hard in chat, even now.