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  • DenMoria
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    I saw one called "Fuzzy Bagel" the other day and thought it was ADORABLE!
  • peoplething
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    Lizard Person named "Runs-Your-Country".

    Decked out in Julianos White robes for max illuminati effect.
  • SteampunkWerewolf
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    My silly named toons are:
    Pets-all-the-cats (female argonian)
    Handsome Jack (male vamp argonian)
    Daddy Skooma (khajiit)
    Buff-Drinklots (male werewolf nord)
  • Thorvik_Tyrson
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    I went to make an Argonian this last weekend, and Tickles-with-Sword was taken, so I had to name it Tickles-with-Swords.

    Next I am going to try Smashes-with-Mace. I'm thinking that needs to be an Orc, but i'm not sure which class to make it.
  • EvilAutoTech
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    I mostly deal with Petty Thievery (Bosmer NB) and Drunken Brawls (Nord Templar). Been too long since I played A-Good-Bandit-Raid (Argonian Warden). Xbox EU server.

  • Maridan
    Maridan
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    I know a guy who has an Orc named "Khant-grow-Balls"
    "He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."
    -Friedrich Nietzsche




  • Electric_Pickle
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    Electric Pickle. Because, a happy pickle is a powered pickle.
  • StormeReigns
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    My 2 Hand / 2 Hand Magicka Vampire Sorcerer. Solely made for cheese, giggles and mat farming while soloing
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    Yes, name is reference to a certain 1993 Fox Kids Saturday Morning Cartoon
    https://youtu.be/0wfuz7FfM-I

    Edited by StormeReigns on April 29, 2019 11:48PM
  • universal_wrath
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    My pvp warden healer argonian is called Heal You Not. I mostly heal however around me, but anyone who leave me to die a gang bangs style I don't heal then anymore and Idly stand in front of them after they die
  • Zenatheia
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    I have a PVP stamden named, “Bye Felicia.” EP, of course.
    EP Dark Elf Magplar - Eva Destruction
    EP Dark Elf MagBlade - Kali Darkfire
    EP Redguard StamSorc - Maha
    EP Imperial StamDK - Lux
    AD High Elf Magplar - Aetheria

  • CeaseSphire
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    Here's my oddest: Quire Riddle. Normally he enjoys wearing suits and fancy hats. BFFs with Cadwell. His name means "25 sheets of paper or one-twentieth of a ream" of riddles ;)

    Others I have are:
    She-Who-Gathers and He-Who-Gathers are my Argonians.
    (My klepto/gathers Honesty shocked to find those names were not taken already.)

    Clueless Littleboots my Khajiit.
    Cozen Purlion another Khajiit who's name means Trick/Steal Steal

    Lingers-In-Shadows another Argonian with shiny black scales. (Not ha-ha funny exactly.)

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  • RedTalon
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    Soils-Their-Arnmor

    Made a lizard with that name, but he never wears armor, always have a costume of normal clothing for him
  • bodge2372
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    My Argonian is called Pees-All-Colours. He's related to the Guildmaster of the Fighters Guild.....
  • Riverlynn
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    Here is my warden tank, Itzi-Bitzi-Tenehuini and his pet, Yellow-Poxchadotbik-Ini.


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    I also have a Breton Dargonknight tank called Sir Vere de Pression.


    My accountant told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.

    Unicorns and cannonballs, palaces and piers
    Trumpets, towers and tenements, wide oceans full of tears.
    Flags, rags ferryboats, scimitars and scarves
    Every precious dream and vision, underneath the stars.
  • Zhoyzu
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    Saw a name "horace schitt" in zone a few days back. very clever.
    Zhoyzu - Nightblade Alchemist (v15) RETIRED
    Has-No-Heart - Templar Enchanter (v4) FUBAR
    Ambadassador - Dragon knight (v1) Naked with no future (returned from the naked realm to tank PvE)
    Sakis Tolis - Sorceror (v10 in progress) Living Legend!

    Xuhl'Xotuun - Warden Current Main as im starting the game over essentially with this character aside from crafting.

    Creator of Khajiit fall dmg reduction racial passive concept.

  • Hämähäkki
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    I also have an Argonian healer her name is - Elizardbeth :)
    TherealHämähäkki
  • rpa
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    I prefer it short so I only have characters with funny names because all short unfunny names are already taken.
  • ValarMorghulis1896
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    Hämähäkki wrote: »
    I also have an Argonian healer her name is - Elizardbeth :)

    Hey, then i've seen you :)
    btw. the name of my argonian healer is Heilt-mit-Hopfensmoothie (...for those who don't understand German: Heals-with-Hops-Smoothie...)
    "It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living." Terry Pratchett
    “I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS", he said eventually. "CATS ARE NICE.” Terry Pratchett
  • Hämähäkki
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    ValarMorghulis1896 wrote: »
    Hämähäkki wrote: »
    I also have an Argonian healer her name is - Elizardbeth :)

    Hey, then i've seen you :)
    btw. the name of my argonian healer is Heilt-mit-Hopfensmoothie (...for those who don't understand German: Heals-with-Hops-Smoothie...)

    It sure is possible, she comes around.
    TherealHämähäkki
  • ThorLuthor
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    My male Argonian is Cutter-of-Cheese. My female Breton Vampire is Sheila Takk. My female Orc is Dinah Mite.
  • Fleshreaper
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    Blacksmith Smashed Thumbs - blacksmith mule
    Weapon Master One Eye - Mule
    Velocireaper - Argonian Warden
    Thorin Oaken Bow
    Thorn The Fire Walker
    Lord of Flesh - Necro
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