Compilation of TG bugs in PvP [Current Bug Counter: 89] OP reformatted 4/10/16

tinythinker

Here's a weird one...

About 30 min ago I was north of the little building with the merchant at Ales Farm. An enemy threw Razor Caltrops and another hit me with Poison Injection. So what? So, I flew sideways like a prey in the grip of a raptor all the way to the cliff that overlooks a shallow lake nearby, way to the southeast (more or less due west of the farm's flag), and died to massive fall damage. Then I got an offer for a rez and came back to life in the spot where I was initially hit (no flying back, just poof).

Lord-Stien

New Bug .. that ZOS is working on now ..


There is a certain cuse that you can stack on players up to 3 times...... and it insta kills them...

tinythinker

Lord-Stien wrote: »

New Bug .. that ZOS is working on now ..


There is a certain cuse that you can stack on players up to 3 times...... and it insta kills them...

Cuse... oh, curse? Hmm, Velocious?

HoloYoitsu

Lord-Stien wrote: »

New Bug .. that ZOS is working on now ..


There is a certain cuse that you can stack on players up to 3 times...... and it insta kills them...

I've tested all 3 morphs of Curse, and they don't stack. So....any further explination?

Iyas

- still the "rapid Regen" always in combat so I can't mount bug

- i think chain has the ambush code because you can teleport into a keep if the target enters the keep

themdogesbite

Iyas wrote: »

- still the "rapid Regen" always in combat so I can't mount bug

- i think chain has the ambush code because you can teleport into a keep if the target enters the keep

You could chain yourself into keeps before this patch aswell through doors.

Lava_Croft

Anyone up for a Kickstarter so we can fund a proper QA team for ZOS? Beats buying *** costumes and pets.

HoloYoitsu

Lava_Croft wrote: »

Anyone up for a Kickstarter so we can fund a proper QA team for ZOS? Beats buying *** costumes and pets.

ZOS could incorporate it into the Crown Store...

Pledge 1,000 Crowns to fund hot fixing the client crashes.
Pledge 500 Crowns to fund our QA testers to actually log into the game.

1,000,000 Crown Stretch Goal: Fund Wrobel's severance package so we can hire a new Combat Lead.

Jhunn

HoloYoitsu wrote: »

Lava_Croft wrote: »

Anyone up for a Kickstarter so we can fund a proper QA team for ZOS? Beats buying *** costumes and pets.

ZOS could incorporate it into the Crown Store...

Pledge 1,000 Crowns to fund hot fixing the client crashes.
Pledge 500 Crowns to fund our QA testers to actually log into the game.

1,000,000 Crown Stretch Goal: Fund Wrobel's severance package so we can hire a new Combat Lead.

Would probably sell better than the allahu akbar costumes.

Idinuse

The compass marker sometimes gets lost, i.e. way shrines may disappear from the compass altogether. I've noticed at times that quest givers and quest markers may disappear from the compass too.

The game is extremely sluggish when Alt-Tab to the desktop in Full-screen mode, more responsive if the game is run in Windowed Full-screen.

koby-xxrwb17_ESO

When they said that purge and rapids would only effect the group they almost made the skill global

r.jan_emailb16_ESO

koby-xxrwb17_ESO wrote: »

When they said that purge and rapids would only effect the group they almost made the skill global

Rapid is really weird, if someone in group casts it you get the buff on the UI (that yellow part of it) no matter how far away, but not necessarily the actual speed buff.

Speaking of speed, I'm so slooooooooow -_-

bikerangelo

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

Minno

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

I want to use 64bit, but unless the EXE comes from the official install process without having to dig through my C drive, I'll assume it's not ready.

Last time I dug through my C drive was to modify game files to get System Shock 2 to work on windows 7 and custom mods for Diablo 2.

I expect a game from 2014 onward to provide all working files without me digging through folders, even to create an exe desktop shortcut..

Tyvarra

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

OMG I laughed so hard, ty xD

OdinForge

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

ZOS_JessicaFolsom

Djeriko wrote: »

Sound effects in Cyrodiil are screwed up. For some reason the lava around Chorral sounds like someone hammering wood... Also random sounds of people opening doors in the middle of grass fields is a thing now...

Hey @Djeriko, our Audio team is working on tracking down a number of audio bugs including the ones you reported. Is there any chance you might be able to provide a video (with sound) of the issue?

Pchela

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

I would keep this shrunken head bug, that is amazing.

Glory

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

I appreciate you circling the issue for me looooool

Jhunn

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

How is something like this even possible? F*ck's sake ZOS. Embarrassing is not even a covering word anymore.

This does look hilarious though. Can I haz that bug aswell please?

zerosingularity

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

You know, maybe your head isn't shrunken at all. Perhaps you are just that buff.

tinythinker

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

Love this so much, want to see it so bad on a Khajiit or an Argonian.

Just need you to record yourself squishing the tiny head by hold your thumb and index finger in front of the screen.

HoloYoitsu

bikerangelo wrote: »

Live action Mario...is that you?

heystreethawk

Rob Liefeld's Elder Xcrolls Online

CtrlAltDlt

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

Lava_Croft

I'd pledge money

bikerangelo wrote: »

@ZOS_GinaBruno The 64 bit version is just a pile of non FDA approved drugs and needs way more testing. Marginally improved performance is not worth the constant crashing, failed texture / animation loading, audio bugs, and public nudity. Oh, and the shrunken heads.



The live servers are not a testing ground. The 64 bit client needs to be reevaluated either internally or on the PTS to avoid further blemishes to the quality of ESO. It's just embarrassing at this point.

TIL: TF2 Heavy is in ESO.

Djeriko

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Djeriko wrote: »

Sound effects in Cyrodiil are screwed up. For some reason the lava around Chorral sounds like someone hammering wood... Also random sounds of people opening doors in the middle of grass fields is a thing now...

Hey @Djeriko, our Audio team is working on tracking down a number of audio bugs including the ones you reported. Is there any chance you might be able to provide a video (with sound) of the issue?

Hey @ZOS_JessicaFolsom unfortunately I already cleared the video from that session to make room for more. I can however tell you in was in Cyrodiil near the lava around Chorral on the 64 bit client. I've also encountered pretty much all fire around the area sounding like steam from a dwarven machine and others I could not place. I'm assuming just that the sounds and their appropriate codes got mixed up.

ZOS_JessicaFolsom

Djeriko wrote: »

Hey @ZOS_JessicaFolsom unfortunately I already cleared the video from that session to make room for more. I can however tell you in was in Cyrodiil near the lava around Chorral on the 64 bit client. I've also encountered pretty much all fire around the area sounding like steam from a dwarven machine and others I could not place. I'm assuming just that the sounds and their appropriate codes got mixed up.

No worries! Just knowing the location is super helpful. Thank you!

Zheg

If we're mixing up sounds, I vote for the camel spit sound to replace all cyrodiil guard dialogue. Or, at least when you die to an npc guard they make that sound. I just want to RP and /lute my enemies.

RadioheadSh0t

bikerangelo wrote: »

Unshrink your head for only 2,500 Crowns!