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Cleverest/Funniest name you've seen in ESO?
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Draxys✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Back in beta, right after someone at zos said that names could have four spaces: "I Can Have Four Spaces".2013
rip decibel3 -
Nerouyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Back near launch I ran into a Khajiit called Meow Lips.
Not sure I'd call it clever but it made me giggle.1 -
Master_Kas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Lol u got sniped (DC nightblade using snipe)
GANK ME IM FAMOUS
Needs-no-name (argonian xD)
Gzeel (Mister tortures old name, was very annoyed by that for some reason since he just sniped then ran away if he failed, if you stopped chasing he sniped again etc)
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Brrrofski✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Came across a guild store on xbox eu and the guild was called Molag's Left Bal.
As far as character names go, we just see gametes on xbox
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Fat_Cat45✭✭✭✭✭I made a redguard with an appearance as close to Michael Jordan as possible, then named him "Welcome to the Space Jam"
And a tank with the name "Stronger than a Nokia"Edited by Fat_Cat45 on September 27, 2015 10:27PM4 -
Iago✭✭✭✭✭I spotted an Argonian named Peas on Katz onceThat which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
-Thomas Pain1 -
lonewolf26✭✭✭✭✭I've an argonian named Hoards-Many-Things and a Nord named Ser Bob from Accounting.1 -
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✭✭✭✭anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »It was not a character's name, it was a guild's name. "Der Klub der dichten Töter".
But I'm afraid only german-speakers can understand that (and perhaps only over 40 ?)
Can you attempt to translate, pretty please?Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
DeanTheCat✭✭✭✭✭Steals-Your-Siege
Stacks-Many-Shields
Hussein le Khajiit
Templar Healing
Kills-With-Beams (@Master_Kas)
Listens-To-Fishes
Also... Torstina, Torsten Hartwig's alt
Dean the Cat
Somewhat Insane Puddicat
EU-PC Megaserver; Ebonheart Pact, Alliance Rank 34
This one hails from far Singapore, excuse this one for his high pings. He also apologizes for any formatting/spelling errors, as he tends to answer using a mobile device.
Insanity is the price of Knowledge. Herma-Mora and Sheogorath, this one bows before thee.
This one does not advocate for any class to be nerfed. There are far deeper underlying issues then a simple "Class Imbalance". The Champion System is the problem. Not classes.
Please read this before creating yet another nerf thread.
My guides:2 -
aco5712✭✭✭✭✭Seme.n dumpster. We liked this level 10s name so much we bought him a 40k horse and allowed him to group with NM for the day lolEdited by aco5712 on September 28, 2015 12:18AMBanned for Naming and Shaming exploiters. Great ideology ZOS.
#FreeLeo
Main: Vir Cor | Dragonknight
Alt: Leo Cor | Nightblade
Alt: Leonidas Cor | Templar
Guild: K-Hole
Youtube: CorESO
DK PvP Tank/DPS Hybrid Build (2.1+): Cor Leonis2 -
SahrotRein✭✭✭✭I've definitely seen some names that gave me a good laugh but I can't remember a single of them.
All I know is that I've made a pack mule character - an Argonian named Sees-Many-Babies.
edit: Also this Argonian woman in Stonefalls near Enchanting house called Eats-to-Learn puts a smile on my ugly face.Edited by SahrotRein on September 28, 2015 1:12AMToday we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines.- A Dominion of peace. The fair and just rule of Tamriel1 -
Rajajshka✭✭✭Evil Twinkie was the name of one of my beta characters,
Mew Mew pussyfoot was name of some khajiit that I saw in auridon once.Edited by Rajajshka on September 28, 2015 7:50PM1 -
PinoZino✭✭✭✭Hit-Me
Founder of Tradelodge, a trade guild operating on the European Megaserver for Playstation®4.
Visit our website: http://tradelodge.blogspot.com/1 -
Molag_Crow✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Awww damn, you guys on PC get to see all the awesome character names while we're stuck with shady, permanent 'gamer tags'
Our character names only show up in the leaderboards next to our gamer tags. My Dragon Knight is a muscly Reguard with a mustache and an Afro named 'Apollo Creed of Cyrodiil' since Apollo Creed was taken.
This Templar has a boring one-worded name; Thranil, because when I first started, I actually thought you'd be able to see your character names until I walked around the city and noticed a load of "Bob817292" and "QuIKscOpEz' kinda names, while facepalming, I soon realized that they were gamer tags! --ϟ-- Crows_Descend - Templar - Ebonheart Pact [PS4]&[PC] [EU] --ϟ--
YoutTube ESO Playlist
The greatest prison that people live in, is the fear of what other people think. - David Icke
Be your true, authentic self.1 -
BlackguardBob✭✭✭Julia Seizure - Imperial Templar
Maiden Heaven - Breton Templar
Bitten-Twice-Now-Shy Argonian NB
UR NEXT - Nord Dragonknight
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ProfessorKittyhawk✭✭✭✭✭
✭A Normal Bosmer Man
Diabetty, an obese Nord woman who always seemed to run around naked.
Cannibal Lector2 -
Aelthwyn✭✭✭✭I've seen a lot of interesting ones, finally I started writing them down
my favorites so far:
Drunkenborn
Dreams-In-Code
and a few more that were note worthy
Mack'Erel
Gorgon Zoh'La
Angry Chef
Markour Parkour
Vorpal Ocelot
my husband's bank alt is an Imperial named Commodios MaximusEdited by Aelthwyn on September 28, 2015 5:39AM3 -
PinoZino✭✭✭✭I've seen a lot of interesting ones, finally I started writing them down
my favorites so far:
Drunkenborn
Dreams-In-Code
and a few more that were note worthy
Mack'Erel
Gorgon Zoh'La
Angry Chef
Markour Parkour
Vorpal Ocelot
my husband's bank alt is an Imperial named Commodios Maximus
My alt is called 'Minimus Decimus Meridius'. Ave.Founder of Tradelodge, a trade guild operating on the European Megaserver for Playstation®4.
Visit our website: http://tradelodge.blogspot.com/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-lD2yhVHt4
