Cleverest/Funniest name you've seen in ESO?

Abeh

newtinmpls wrote: »

anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »

It was not a character's name, it was a guild's name. "Der Klub der dichten Töter".
But I'm afraid only german-speakers can understand that (and perhaps only over 40 ?)

Can you attempt to translate, pretty please?

It means " the club of the drunken killers" , but I'm under 40, so maybe
there is some kind of reference to something I don't know hidden in that name.

MLRPZ

Curently working on an Argonian Templar names "Why-cant-I-mount"

thelordoffelines

Name: Cheezus Sliced

Yolokin_Swagonborn

A shout out to Sucks-at-math.

I know he lurks here a bit.

Asmodan

Abeh wrote: »

newtinmpls wrote: »

anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »

It was not a character's name, it was a guild's name. "Der Klub der dichten Töter".
But I'm afraid only german-speakers can understand that (and perhaps only over 40 ?)

Can you attempt to translate, pretty please?

It means " the club of the drunken killers" , but I'm under 40, so maybe
there is some kind of reference to something I don't know hidden in that name.

The Movie "Dead Poets Society" is called "Der Club der toten Dichter/The Club of the dead Poets" in German. The Guild Name switched the last Words so it becomes the german meaning "The Club of the drunken Killers".

Slayyer-AUS

newtinmpls wrote: »

Mostly I like lore-friendly, but this one had me laughing out loud:



I'm still waiting to see someone named "hashtag ragequit"

I got a 3 day ban for the name I had before that one...should have seen that one

Amour

Slayyer-AUS wrote: »

newtinmpls wrote: »

Mostly I like lore-friendly, but this one had me laughing out loud:



I'm still waiting to see someone named "hashtag ragequit"

I got a 3 day ban for the name I had before that one...should have seen that one

Tell us.

Jitterbug

Riko_Futatabi wrote: »

Lol wow and he's VR16. Assuming he created this char post-IC patch, dedication.

or foresight

audrieltheelf

I have an argonian alt named Farts-When-Scared ... I'm just waiting for the fart emote.

Jitterbug

Male Argonian

Elizardbeth Taylor

I throw this in to all threads like this

Perirus

Khajiit NB, Elvis Purrsley

SantieClaws

This one only tends to take notice of the names of other players when they smite her into the ground into the Imperial City.

At that point khajiit is not thinking if the name amuses her or not. This one is adding them to her naughty list for next Fishmas. No fishy sticks if you kill poor Santie Claws while she is trying to squish the nasty daedra.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

IKilled007

Back when they were pushing everyone to run with skirts and sticks, I created a Templar named Staff Infected.

willymchilybily

i tried to make a lion khajitt called Aslan and a bosmar with horns called Mr. Tumnus, There were plans involving emotes and wardrobes. I just hope some one else put the names to good use.

also shameless self promotion of an unoriginal name for my khajitt. Sir MeowsALot.
can't believe it wasn't taken. (though may have spaces an non spaces versions i guess and miaow or meow)

Elara_Northwind

I have an Argonian Vampire named Bites-Like-Skeever, and I named my Khajiit Jon-Dar, which was a bit of an inside joke between me and my boyfriend relating to the character Jondar from Diablo 3. We always used to laugh at the way he pronounced his name

My boyfriend names all of his characters after plants. He has Mora Tapinella as his main, Blue Entoloma and Violet Coprinus.

pandoraderomanus

I have two banks - argonian Kissed-Daedroth-And-Died and khajiit Omnomnom Mudcrabs

I also met Ivan Veslo (russian people will understand XD), I laughed out loud. There are loads of funny names, I should have written down all of them.

Gidorick

I quite like my Khajiit named Heisencat

"THIS ONE is the one who knocks"

Here's to hoping someday I will be able to run a Skooma empire...

In-game model in the spoiler:

SantieClaws

This one hopes Mr Heinsencat is on the US server ...

Santie already has a quite good skooma racket going on in the EU thankyou.*

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

*Skooma use may include side effects including shaking, making ESO silent movies and turning randomly into a dancing skeleton.

NateAssassin

I got a character named Catdrick Lamar, only people who listen to newer rap will get it.

I've seen a guy named Weedwizard and Highallday, they just forgot 420 in their name.

Erudition

"Box Liquor" probably. Can't imagine why he/she wasn't banned but there you go.

dlepi24

On BwB (PC) there were two DK's always running around together named "Watch me Whip" and "Watch me Nae-Nae".

Andarne

My mules;

• Holds-All-Precious-Things
• Hoards-All-Plants
• Gathers-All-Metal
• Stores-All-Wood
• Keeps-All-Cloth
• Hides-All-Runes
• Saves-All-Traits
• Holder-of-Food (c-c-c-combo breaker!)

I tried to keep them as lore-friendly as possible. Still waiting for ZOS to announce their RP options to hide terrible names and such. At least LotRO (Laurelin) enforced good names.

Flameheart

"Oneshot by Hodor"

Cherryblossom

I'd agree with Argonians having the best

Lick his Stool
Cums on Toes

Flaminir

Spanks-Many-Guars

He's a rubbish character, but can't bare to delete him as I like the name!

symonator

Stands-In-Stupid
Swims-after-eating
Anna Sassin

terrordactyl1971

My Little Pwny

Tan9oSuccka

On console, one cannot see character names but gamer ID's.

"FUPAScoopa" made me laugh out loud.

Asherons_Call

Cadbury wrote: »

sekou_trayvond wrote: »

Anyone with 'butt' in their name. Slays me every time.

Bonus points for working in '69' '420' or 'booby'. Totes lore-friendly.

#sarcasm

I thought the kids these days name their characters after video game characters like Sephiroth or Cloud and add X's at both ends? Or from Japanese animation?

I saw that when I played ffxiv but not so much ESO. Instead we get 100 people named Killah420

kuscoe

I have a DK named Derp the DK