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Cleverest/Funniest name you've seen in ESO?

  • Fizzlewizzle
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    Butt Scratcher
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    Also noticed how to NOT learn people how to dungeon with this guy.
    Rule 1: Don't bring a VR16 healer into a dungeon scaled to level 13 (Not VR13).
    In the end they even stayed inside those orbs shot by Rhilis, as they wouldn't die because of the healing they received.
    (Used Nothing but HoT heals, so no burst at all)
    Mending-The-Wounded, Aldmeri Dominion, Templar.
  • hydrocynus
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    My Friend's Argonian; Skips-Leg-Days
    My internet is invalid
  • Aelthwyn
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    just saw "Dananananananana Catman" (naturally a khajiit)
    Edited by Aelthwyn on October 2, 2015 9:40AM
  • AlienSlof
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    I have an argonian guild-mate called 'Licks-Many-Frogs' :D
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • SilentRaven1972
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    I saw one I loved...Meowlog Bal-of-yarn. Not sure if that was the way they had it set up, but the name cracked me up. My brother created a temporary Argonian called Ribbed-for-Her-Pleasure.
    "Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world, it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was, so will it always be. In time all foul things come forth." -Thranduil
  • Molag_Crow
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    I have an argonian alt named Farts-When-Scared ... I'm just waiting for the fart emote.

    :lol:
    --ϟ-- Crows_Descend - Templar - Ebonheart Pact [PS4]&[PC] [EU] --ϟ--
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    The greatest prison that people live in, is the fear of what other people think. - David Icke
    Be your true, authentic self.

  • kevlarto_ESO
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    There are some funny names, I see some names making statements more than just a name.
  • Eiagra
    Eiagra
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    Ah, good old Ribbed-for-Her-Pleasure. If I didn't play orcs exclusively, I would have kept him around longer. :) Though I could've sworn I used "Ridged" instead... Either way, I was surprised it hadn't already been taken. :)
          In verity.
  • eligh0716
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    The nude nord, guy runs around naked everywhere!
  • Septimus_Magna
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    AD player called, Pact Fire Ballista
    PC - EU (AD)
    Septimus Mezar - Altmer Sorcerer
    Septimus Rulanir - Orsimer Templar
    Septimus Desmoru - Khajiit Necromancer
    Septimus Iroh - Dunmer Dragon Knight
    Septimus Thragar - Dunmer Nightblade
    Septimus Jah'zar - Khajiit Nightblade
    Septimus Nerox - Redguard Warden
    Septimus Ozurk - Orsimer Sorcerer
  • Mandrel8
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    I double took on one that was something like Peace Wen-Scaird!
  • Nifty2g
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    weaponizedautism was a good one for awhile, pretty sure that got banned though
    #MOREORBS
  • MaxwellC
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    Heard a girl with the gamertag "SizeableBlackMan" I was completely taken back trying to guess where she came up with it lol; there's another one named something like Ahornyeggroll. The best was "Im a Decoy" I was like wtf lmao.
    Edited by MaxwellC on October 2, 2015 12:09PM
    不動の Steadfast - Unwavering
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    XB1 Maxwell Crystal - NA DC CP 800+ Redguard Stamina DK
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    Coined by Maxwel
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  • Elektrakosh
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    I can think of some Argonian names but never saw any since I shelved my game last month (I'm not going through Cadwell's Silver and Gold as I have already finished the story and do not want to go through it another two times. Plus RNG hates me so much that I quit.)

    Some that I've saw here are not bad at all☺
    Argonian Painted-By-Elements -Pure Sorceress- Daggerfall Covenant. V1 I hate recipes!
    Altmer Elekwen aka The Pale Lady -Sorceress- Aldmeri Dominion. Vampire Lvl 8
    EU/UK. Xbox One.
    Gtag: Elektra K Otana.

  • AudioVortex
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    See the problem we have on xbox is all we see is gamertags! The only way we see character names is in places like the guild roster. Rather frustrating and means character names seem kinda pointless.

    I still spend half an hour if not longer choosing one however.

    My Argonian NB is "Hides-in-bushes".
    Vex Carlotta - Templar - Imperial - Aldmeri Dominion - VR2 - Werewolf
    Casamir Naharis - Dragon Knight (Tank) - Dunmer - Aldmeri Dominion - VR10 - Werewolf
    Razelan Azani - Nightblade - Redguard - Daggerfall Covenant - L45
    EU Dominion - Aldmeri Kings
    EU Daggerfall - Daggerfalls Elite
  • efster
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    Daggerfall Covenant Spy in the AD IC sewers. Didn't see the toon but they were LFG in zone chat.
    AD is the best looking faction. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
  • Dreizopf
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    Saw an argonian NB named "Rolling-On-Floor-Laughing". I must laugh, but not rofl. o:)
    Man sollte sagen, was man meint. Wenn man nicht sagt, was man meint, dann meint man nicht, was man sagt.
    You should say what you are meaning. If you don't say what you are meaning, you don't mean what you are saying.
    (Wittgenstein, "Lycidas", Christoph Marzi)
  • DhuBleidd
    DhuBleidd
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    Today I was in grp with Darude Dankstorm
    Gwynbleidd's twin from another world.
  • Master_Fluff
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    "Shoot Wall Not Door" DC EU, seen a lot on Blackwater this summer.
    Halcyon Black
  • RatedChaotic
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    Im not kevin beacon

    I bet it was really him!!!!!!!!
  • Hope499
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    Pokes-Many-Eyes

    My brothers argonian
    Tripped over my friends bra.....
    ....
    ....
    ..she is always setting booby traps!
  • Elektrakosh
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    My recent Argonian is called Kwama Chameleon.

    Yes it's bad.
    Edited by Elektrakosh on October 5, 2015 6:58AM
    Argonian Painted-By-Elements -Pure Sorceress- Daggerfall Covenant. V1 I hate recipes!
    Altmer Elekwen aka The Pale Lady -Sorceress- Aldmeri Dominion. Vampire Lvl 8
    EU/UK. Xbox One.
    Gtag: Elektra K Otana.

  • FuriousFridge
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    Brrrofski wrote: »
    Came across a guild store on xbox eu and the guild was called Molag's Left Bal.

    As far as character names go, we just see gametes on xbox :(

    Hahahahah that one is awesome.
  • bubbajones
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    i have 2 I like,
    Smokes-much-herbs (argonian)
    Eats roots and leaves (khajiit)
  • Dracane
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    V*gina the Impenetrable
    Edited by Dracane on October 4, 2015 6:58PM
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.

    My debut album on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Gleandra/videos
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