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Cleverest/Funniest name you've seen in ESO?
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sekou_trayvond✭✭✭✭✭Anyone with 'butt' in their name. Slays me every time.
Bonus points for working in '69' '420' or 'booby'. Totes lore-friendly.
#sarcasm
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anitajoneb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭It was not a character's name, it was a guild's name. "Der Klub der dichten Töter".
But I'm afraid only german-speakers can understand that (and perhaps only over 40 ?)3 -
Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭sekou_trayvond wrote: »Anyone with 'butt' in their name. Slays me every time.
Bonus points for working in '69' '420' or 'booby'. Totes lore-friendly.
#sarcasm
I thought the kids these days name their characters after video game characters like Sephiroth or Cloud and add X's at both ends? Or from Japanese animation?
"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."1 -
BabeestorGor✭✭✭✭Saw a mule called Material Girl today. Amused me.Babeester Gor is the Axe Goddess, the Implacable Anger, the Avenging Daughter and the Earth Guardian.
Vriddi gra-Yildnarz, Dragonknight and Smith
Myrvanwe, Sorcerer and Enchanter
Tsajirra, Nightblade and Clothier
Vilvyni Indarys, Dragonknight and Woodworker
Arielle Alouette, Templar and Provisioner
Fishes in Troubled Waters, Nightblade and Alchemist
Shanika Some Long Title I'd Change If I Could, Templar and Aspirant Jeweller
Pippi Longhorn, Nightblade, Ne'er-do-well, and "Tribute" character
EU PC.12 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Right after Beta there were soo many dirty names that were funny
Haven't seen that many as of late though Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!1 -
Xendyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭An Argonian Templar named Heals-When-Convenient
Oh, also a character name Killed by Lag, so when it comes up in your chat it says "You were Killed by Lag"Edited by Xendyn on September 27, 2015 3:18PMLag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history
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Kuroinu✭✭✭✭✭sekou_trayvond wrote: »Anyone with 'butt' in their name. Slays me every time.
Bonus points for working in '69' '420' or 'booby'. Totes lore-friendly.
#sarcasm
I thought the kids these days name their characters after video game characters like Sephiroth or Cloud and add X's at both ends? Or from Japanese animation?
Haha, actually I think this is fading away now. I hardly see that anymore, probably due do single player FFs being in bad shape. But about a decade ago during my time playing FFXI, I saw a lot of them for sure lol. As for this game, I'm sure Dragonborn/Dovakin pops up a lot in some form.
Sticking on topic, many Argonian player names can be very creative. I can't really remember the names of many that I've came across, but I'm sure one was called "Ruins-Your-Immersion" or something like that lol.Edited by Kuroinu on September 27, 2015 3:24PM3 -
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✭✭✭Crown Store, Hot Fix, LFG Tool Works, ESO Bugs Unlimited, Champion Points, DLC.
I found all of those hilarious.Edited by Troneon on September 27, 2015 3:31PMPC EU ADMaster Crafter - Anything you need!!High Elf Magicka Templar Healer/DPS/TankTrials / Dungeons / PVP / Everything5 -
Daraugh✭✭✭✭✭I saw Lactose the Intolerant a couple days ago, I lol'd actually out loud.
May all beings have happiness
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred9 -
I saw a argonian when game first came out called watches-you-pee., also just saw one called dude,wheres my guarI,Gogog, the Bloodthroat. Hail Gzoroth!8 -
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✭✭✭✭Mostly I like lore-friendly, but this one had me laughing out loud:
I'm still waiting to see someone named "hashtag ragequit"Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis18 -
Fizzlewizzle✭✭✭✭Argonians always rock the best names.
- Peeks Through Windows.
- Watches you sleep
- Faps in Corners (bet he had to change his)
- Drowns in Puddles.
I myself am called Mending-the-Wounded.
Most of the times i play as a healer, but it can be confusing is i'm running experimental builds.Mending-The-Wounded, Aldmeri Dominion, Templar.4 -
IKilled007✭✭✭✭Gogog Bloodthroat wrote: »I saw a argonian when game first came out called watches-you-pee., also just saw one called dude,wheres my guar
I remember watches you pee!The only substitute for victory is overkill.1 -
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Slayer also has Submit Crash Reportnewtinmpls wrote: »Mostly I like lore-friendly, but this one had me laughing out loud:
I'm still waiting to see someone named "hashtag ragequit"
#MOREORBS3 -
Scyantific✭✭✭✭✭
✭Back at launch someone in Daggerfall Goons rushed in and made Lifts-Her-Tail
Since then, Heals-With-Skooma/Heals-For-Skooma1 -
Totalitarian✭✭✭✭✭I have a Khajiit Stamina Sorcerer named 'The Chosen of the Storm'. Needless to say, he uses Lighting Form a ton.PC NA CP 531+
Aedric Fury Sits Around Doing Nothing
Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
Read their adventures!
The Celestial Lady1 -
anitajoneb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭And I remember a forum member here called Altef Quatre (French for Alt-F4)3 -
Yolokin_Swagonborn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Argonian Names are the best
Dude-Wheres-my-Guar
Bolts-from-zergs
Steals-all-the-chests
Honerable Mention: I aggroed the mage
Names I would like to see:
IC Grind Monkey
Beast Trapper
Easymode NB
PvP Exploit
Nothing works
Restart your router
Just give up
SOON
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Mait3rz✭✭On Xbox here so we go off gamer tags, but there's a guy in my guild called eatmicepunk.Edited by Mait3rz on September 27, 2015 7:55PM3 -
BlackEar✭✭✭✭✭Generally, Argonian names are way too easy and have lost its funnyness IMO.
I saw one named Fatniss Neverclean which I thought was humerous.Bjorn Blackbear - Master Angler - Collector - Black Market Mogul - Ebonheart Pact - Exterminatus - EU.
Achievement hunter:
Visit my profile page to find out about which achievement I am currently hunting.
Check out Anemonean's thieving guide!4 -
13igTyme✭✭✭I wish console could see character names.PS4 | NA | l3igTyme
Thinking about coming back to play...6 -
jnjdun_ESO✭✭✭My friend made a short, fat templar for BWB; named him *** Teabaggins.
He got to rock that for about a week before they made him change it.
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]Edited by ZOS_Alex on September 27, 2015 10:52PMGiggle Purrz'Pantz Khajiit Templar
Fuzzy Jenna'Tullz Khajiit DK
Eileen U'Lickette Bosmer Sorc
Ginny Fleasly Khajiit NB
Jenny Tull'Whortz Bosmer baby NB3
