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  • Xendyn
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    You're not the only one, everything is sluggish.

    Also the Quit threads are arriving...
    Now who had that popcorn machine?
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Fatalyis
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    technohic wrote: »
    Am I the only one having issues with the forum even loading? Actually was playing another MMO and got kind of to a point where it just wasn't ESO so went to log in ESO, still waiting for it to patch and I come here and it seems the forums are getting overloaded.

    Maybe I should go back to the other MMO again now that my rose colored glasses are off.

    No, I'm feeling the forum lag as well. As for coming back....

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  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    I kind of feel warm and fuzzy inside. The warmth of schadenfreude... I know I am a bad person :D

    Dude I find myself feeling that way too. I actually was gonna try to type out shadenfreude but didn't know the spelling. Love that word. Leave it to the Germans.

    Oh and....

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    Edited by coryevans_3b14_ESO on June 11, 2015 2:35AM
  • technohic
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    Fatalyis wrote: »
    technohic wrote: »
    Am I the only one having issues with the forum even loading? Actually was playing another MMO and got kind of to a point where it just wasn't ESO so went to log in ESO, still waiting for it to patch and I come here and it seems the forums are getting overloaded.

    Maybe I should go back to the other MMO again now that my rose colored glasses are off.

    No, I'm feeling the forum lag as well. As for coming back....

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    Yeah. Every time I want to love ESO, it slaps me in the face with all of the things that drive me away.

    At least I came to the forums at the right time to see the entertainment here.
  • Heishi
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    You're not the only one, everything is sluggish.

    Also the Quit threads are arriving...
    Now who had that popcorn machine?

    Gotcha covered
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    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • Heishi
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    I kind of feel warm and fuzzy inside. The warmth of schadenfreude... I know I am a bad person :D

    Dude I find myself feeling that way too. I actually was gonna try to type out shadenfreude but didn't know the spelling. Love that word. Leave it to the Germans.

    Oh and....

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    After all the popcorn gotta keep the breath fresh with some
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    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    Heishi wrote: »
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    I kind of feel warm and fuzzy inside. The warmth of schadenfreude... I know I am a bad person :D

    Dude I find myself feeling that way too. I actually was gonna try to type out shadenfreude but didn't know the spelling. Love that word. Leave it to the Germans.

    Oh and....

    indiana-jones-popcorn.gif

    After all the popcorn gotta keep the breath fresh with some
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    LOL...grrrr we need a LOL BUTTON!!!!
  • P3ZZL3
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    Let's just face it folks. EVERYONE loves popcorn, Schadenfreude or not :)

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  • SHADOW2KK
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    Hehe loving the comments on this thread, and agree with them.

    Consoles are a cash grab as they know the PC playerbase are dwindling, due to many many many issues that, well, I do not have to state them here do I?

    It does amuse me seeing a number of complaints on the forums from the varying console players, but it does irritate me somewhat at the speed at which Zeni are addressing problems, yet ignoring us.............Still..........

    Nice to see where your priorities lie Zeni, but still kudos on the parts of the game that is amazing, hopefully yet somehow I doubt it going by past history, all the issues will be fixed.

    Game stability is vital.

    Your loyal PC playerbase have been around considerably longer, deal with our problems first.
    Edited by SHADOW2KK on June 11, 2015 8:23AM
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    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

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  • P3ZZL3
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    Someone last night on TS was saying that they had reliable information that DLC will be announced at E3. Somewhat dubious of this statement...or at least....I question that anything will actually be available around that date.

    I suspect it will be the same as what you guys had last year, where they announced all the new zones mid/end last year and nothing happened. They will announce but the release date won;t be until much later this year.

    I'm intrigued on how they are going to do the pricing structure on the DLC. I might even re-sub if the prices on the mounts and riding lessons are anything to go by, because £75 to get a fully skilled horse is not good value for money. For a whole new area and environment, I cant see it being any less than £30-40.
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  • NadiusMaximus
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    Is this another peasant trap?
    Has everyone given the PC master race password?
  • Veridiano02
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    Well, I'm playing in PC. Yesterday went to a trial... I've crafted some things for friends, and even went to a veteran dungeon.

    By my side is the XBOXOne... Downloading... And... Donwloading... And... Downloading. In 40 hours ESO is still at 80%.

    It's quite funny, actually.
  • P3ZZL3
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    Well, this has absolutely no bearing on the whole master race discussion (and I use the term discussion loosely) but I found it funny :)

    https://youtu.be/d0dbJj6x0eU
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  • ZOS_MaryB
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  • technohic
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Let's just face it folks. EVERYONE loves popcorn, Schadenfreude or not :)

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    This would be a bad example for lack of Schadenfreude.

    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Inappropriate Content and Language]
    Edited by ZOS_ArtG on June 11, 2015 1:58PM
  • Ley
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    I actually took a break from the game, waiting for them to finish with all this console stuff but I couldn't resist the lure of the forums. They haven't been this active since release. It's very entertaining watching all the topics we've beaten to death being brought up anew.
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  • BigM
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Well, this has absolutely no bearing on the whole master race discussion (and I use the term discussion loosely) but I found it funny :)

    https://youtu.be/d0dbJj6x0eU

    OK I get it, lets go and hug all the people at ZoS. That may actually work. :smiley:
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  • P3ZZL3
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    I'm not saying that it would work, but you never know.

    And welcome to the thread MaryB.

    Ironically, you actual post in this particular thread has little bearing as the thread is for PC Players. There is no acrimony here and nor can this thread get de-railed as it was never "railed" in the first place :D lol
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  • Pendrillion
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    technohic wrote: »
    ZOS_MaryB wrote: »
    Hi, everyone. We understand that people are going to disagree from time to time, but please remember to keep your comments respectful at all times on our forums, even when you disagree with others. Insults or other disruptive behavior do not help further discussion and can move a thread off topic quickly. We encourage sharing opinions, but we ask that they are constructively stated when doing so, as this will help keep the discussion on track. Thank you!

    [snip]

    A wholehearted thank you for the lotion from an Argonian player. Its a *** to stay moist outside of Shadowfen. :D

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  • freespirit
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    No relation to PC Master Race either but a tenuous link to Popcorn........

    And made me laugh. :)

    https://youtu.be/AvDvTnTGjgQ

    Also got all my fingers and toes crossed hoping for an announcement AND an expected release date for some new content at E3 .

    I am really missing playing but atm there is nothing to grab my interest, especially as I have brand new content to play elsewhere.

    I have 2 VR14's, a VR13 and a low level character BUT the character I enjoy most and feel is my best effort has done pretty much everything.......

    I kept myself amused for a good while solo-ing a lot of the group based play however I have now got nothing that makes me want to log-in and this has been compounded by the fact that many of my usual grouping pals have also stopped playing......

    As it appears many of the PC problems have transferred to console, I must admit I am worried we may have a longer than desirable wait for that much needed new content. :(
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  • jcasini222ub17_ESO
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    I was under the impression rails ruin immersion :smile:
  • Lorkhan
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    ZOS_MaryB wrote: »
    Hi, everyone. We understand that people are going to disagree from time to time, but please remember to keep your comments respectful at all times on our forums, even when you disagree with others. Insults or other disruptive behavior do not help further discussion and can move a thread off topic quickly. We encourage sharing opinions, but we ask that they are constructively stated when doing so, as this will help keep the discussion on track. Thank you!

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  • BigM
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    Lorkhan wrote: »
    ZOS_MaryB wrote: »
    Hi, everyone. We understand that people are going to disagree from time to time, but please remember to keep your comments respectful at all times on our forums, even when you disagree with others. Insults or other disruptive behavior do not help further discussion and can move a thread off topic quickly. We encourage sharing opinions, but we ask that they are constructively stated when doing so, as this will help keep the discussion on track. Thank you!

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    Oh man thanks for ruining my morning with his pic. I can't stand that kid. :smile:
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  • granty2008cyb16_ESO
    My favorite thing is the mods updated every hour on the hour what was going on with the login issues. PC users rarely even get one update never multiple updates within a few hours. We see where ZOS loyalties lie eh? lol

    ^ This.

    From invaluable cash-cow beta-testers to red-headed stepchild in 24 hours.

    All The Best

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    please add different treads !
    Meh!
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    ZOS_MaryB wrote: »
    Hi, everyone. We understand that people are going to disagree from time to time, but please remember to keep your comments respectful at all times on our forums, even when you disagree with others. Insults or other disruptive behavior do not help further discussion and can move a thread off topic quickly. We encourage sharing opinions, but we ask that they are constructively stated when doing so, as this will help keep the discussion on track. Thank you!

    is there a "track" for this topic? :P
    didnt think we could go off it
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  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    Buster42 wrote: »
    [snip]

    LOL

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on July 28, 2024 6:26PM
  • Alcast
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    So, it appears they are now queue'in people on the Console platforms. Not sure if xbox or psn or merged.

    We know that circa 115k of copies where purchased then as a minimum based on the queue. IF so, that's a healthy $7m in revenue. Wonder how that stacks up in their spreadsheet?

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    and

    Server Capacity: While we have established large data centers to support a huge player population, the millions of active players now in ESOTU may require increased server capacity to reduce queues and alleviate any server performance issues. This is being investigated as a priority for us.

    You can see that here > http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2015/06/10/esotu-console-launch-update

    MILLIONS sure thing
    Edited by Alcast on June 11, 2015 1:24PM
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  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    ZOS_MaryB wrote: »
    Hi, everyone. We understand that people are going to disagree from time to time, but please remember to keep your comments respectful at all times on our forums, even when you disagree with others. Insults or other disruptive behavior do not help further discussion and can move a thread off topic quickly. We encourage sharing opinions, but we ask that they are constructively stated when doing so, as this will help keep the discussion on track. Thank you!

    is there a "track" for this topic? :P
    didnt think we could go off it

    Ya I think the point of this thread is that there's no point. It's just been fun mostly. Then the occasional console person jumps in to complain. It's priceless.

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