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  • newtinmpls
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    Need more coffee to wake up properly. Thanks, @Xendyn

    Note to self: When Roo (Twilight matriarch) says 'just summon me early. I'll wait here quietly and not taunt any of those mobs' do NOT believe her.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • MissBizz
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Need more coffee to wake up properly. Thanks, @Xendyn

    Note to self: When Roo (Twilight matriarch) says 'just summon me early. I'll wait here quietly and not taunt any of those mobs' do NOT believe her.

    Mmm coffee... Yeah.. Never trust those creatures.. They are always rebelling.

    Being a vampire is hard :/
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  • Xendyn
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Need more coffee to wake up properly. Thanks, @Xendyn

    Note to self: When Roo (Twilight matriarch) says 'just summon me early. I'll wait here quietly and not taunt any of those mobs' do NOT believe her.

    well, they Are Daedra. Can't trust a Daedra.

    Miss, at least it's only temporary
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • freespirit
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Need more coffee to wake up properly. Thanks, @Xendyn

    Note to self: When Roo (Twilight matriarch) says 'just summon me early. I'll wait here quietly and not taunt any of those mobs' do NOT believe her.

    Mmm coffee... Yeah.. Never trust those creatures.. They are always rebelling.

    Being a vampire is hard :/

    Chukky, (my Clanny) never responded well to my 'training' efforts always preferring to rush ahead and engage his claws before using his brain......

    Mind you given the shape of his head, his brain is probably smaller than his claws!!

    The best one is when he runs off and I don't spot him....

    Until he returns, followed by some unwelcome guests. :)

    @MissBizz, I finally embarked on the Werewolf path last night(got infected in Reapers March(VR5), ages ago, don't actually know when) I am not sure it's for me BUT it was something I hadn't done before. :)

    Oh and a little pick me up gift for all those with woolly heads!!

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    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • UrQuan
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Need more coffee to wake up properly. Thanks, @Xendyn

    Note to self: When Roo (Twilight matriarch) says 'just summon me early. I'll wait here quietly and not taunt any of those mobs' do NOT believe her.
    While having beers last night my friends and I got into a conversation about Kanga and Roo. It got surprisingly dirty surprisingly quickly. I really don't think I could repeat any of the conversation here without mods intervening. o:)
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    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
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  • Xendyn
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Need more coffee to wake up properly. Thanks, @Xendyn

    Note to self: When Roo (Twilight matriarch) says 'just summon me early. I'll wait here quietly and not taunt any of those mobs' do NOT believe her.
    While having beers last night my friends and I got into a conversation about Kanga and Roo. It got surprisingly dirty surprisingly quickly. I really don't think I could repeat any of the conversation here without mods intervening. o:)

    Yeh I think we can just leave that one to the imagination lol
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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  • MissBizz
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    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
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  • Shunravi
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/

    I invested in a surge breaker with backup battery... Saved my computer in a similar situation.

    Hope you fix it! :)

    That's just not fun...
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • MissBizz
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    Shunravi wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/

    I invested in a surge breaker with backup battery... Saved my computer in a similar situation.

    Hope you fix it! :)

    That's just not fun...

    IT'S ALIVE!

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    @Shunravi That wouldn't have helped in my particular situation... it wasn't my house that caused it... my power source went ZAP.. stupid junk. It's alive though!! Now to get warranty on that junk.. this is my little PSU so I have to play safe with it..
    Edited by MissBizz on June 28, 2015 3:10AM
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  • UrQuan
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
    Wait... So is it your fault that we all got booted out of the game tonight?
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • MissBizz
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
    Wait... So is it your fault that we all got booted out of the game tonight?

    No but apparently that happened at the same time lmao... Was watching hero and when I got back on they were talking about it.. apparently everyone got booted... including both consoles...
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  • Shunravi
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
    Wait... So is it your fault that we all got booted out of the game tonight?

    No but apparently that happened at the same time lmao... Was watching hero and when I got back on they were talking about it.. apparently everyone got booted... including both consoles...

    yea... it was fine, then suddenly ping spiked and everyone dropped. In the middle of a training run too...
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • MissBizz
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    Shunravi wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
    Wait... So is it your fault that we all got booted out of the game tonight?

    No but apparently that happened at the same time lmao... Was watching hero and when I got back on they were talking about it.. apparently everyone got booted... including both consoles...

    yea... it was fine, then suddenly ping spiked and everyone dropped. In the middle of a training run too...

    Yeah, I know. I was questing while watching Hero at the time lol
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  • MissBizz
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    That PSU was just over a month old.... HJBUFBHLRBHJJBF aRGH.

    I don't even know if I want warranty on it if they're that bad... lol

    Well.. back to ESO now
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  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
    Wait... So is it your fault that we all got booted out of the game tonight?

    No but apparently that happened at the same time lmao... Was watching hero and when I got back on they were talking about it.. apparently everyone got booted... including both consoles...

    Ya I definitely blame @MissBizz for the server issues tonight!!!!

    Get your pitch forks fellas, it's time we finally solve our problems once and for all!!!!

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  • Shunravi
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
    Wait... So is it your fault that we all got booted out of the game tonight?

    No but apparently that happened at the same time lmao... Was watching hero and when I got back on they were talking about it.. apparently everyone got booted... including both consoles...

    Ya I definitely blame @MissBizz for the server issues tonight!!!!

    Get your pitch forks fellas, it's time we finally solve our problems once and for all!!!!

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    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • MissBizz
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Just heard a zap.. PC shut down.. House breaker blew.. PC doesn't turn on.

    Please please please just be a fried power source without frying anything else... I have a spare one.. Doing surgery now..

    I was in the middle of a quest dialogue too :/
    Wait... So is it your fault that we all got booted out of the game tonight?

    No but apparently that happened at the same time lmao... Was watching hero and when I got back on they were talking about it.. apparently everyone got booted... including both consoles...

    Ya I definitely blame @MissBizz for the server issues tonight!!!!

    Get your pitch forks fellas, it's time we finally solve our problems once and for all!!!!

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    Lol! Don't worry.. Now that I know I can anticipate damage and cast my BOL before I actually need it
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  • Nebthet78
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    The PC has crashed twice for me tonight, and for a few other people. You'd think ZOS would learn there is a reason why you don't skip maintenance. UGH. was doing Pledges too.
    Far too many characters to list any more.
  • MissBizz
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    Nebthet78 wrote: »
    The PC has crashed twice for me tonight, and for a few other people. You'd think ZOS would learn there is a reason why you don't skip maintenance. UGH. was doing Pledges too.

    Well.. they did do maintenance on the console and they crashed too. Who knows.
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  • PBpsy
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    Ok. Now I understand.It is all clear . I knew that one can find all the answers one needs on the official ESO forums.
    Edited by PBpsy on June 28, 2015 4:18AM
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  • MissBizz
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    Ok. Now I understand.It is all clear . I knew that one can find all the answers one needs on the official ESO forums.

    ...how much mead have you drank today?

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  • PBpsy
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    Ok. Now I understand.It is all clear . I knew that one can find all the answers one needs on the official ESO forums.

    ...how much mead have you drank today?

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    Not enough. :/
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  • Heishi
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    Ok. Now I understand.It is all clear . I knew that one can find all the answers one needs on the official ESO forums.

    ...how much mead have you drank today?

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    Looks like....
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    And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.
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    :D
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    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • newtinmpls
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    OKay, time to hit the books again....

    My practice NP test will be in an hour or two. So I just wanna look up one or two little things.

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    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Xendyn
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    So Cory, now that your a ZOS employee, how about getting some of the stuff on our to do list done?

    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/187645/this-game-is-horrible-why#latest

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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    So Cory, now that your a ZOS employee, how about getting some of the stuff on our to do list done?

    forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/187645/this-game-is-horrible-why#latest

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    LOLOLOL that guy. I couldn't help hammering him for his thread title. Got me all irked and such.

    Yes, now that I'm an employee I bequeeth to you all.....

    A swimming pool filled with gold!!!!

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    Careful though, I don't recommend a diving board.
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    so today was meant to be levelling my tank started of with good intentions took exp pot etc...
    what I actually did so far
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    made a new friend
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    became a nord landmark
  • newtinmpls
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    I've got a song in my head, and it won't go out. It's been like that for nearly two weeks now.

    What song? What is it? Tell us! Sing it to us!

    I myself have been not actually working on a filk for "Queen of Hearts" based on the horrible experience our group had the first time we tried it on Vet Mode.

    Late night
    And we’re firing up the teamspeak live
    Hopin that we’ll make it
    Back to Glirion redbeard alive
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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    I missed the crash. After dying stupidly on the beach outside Northpoint about six times, I realized Senorita Sangria had put me out of my depth, so I went to bed early.
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