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UrQuan · August 2016

Stovahkiin wrote: »

*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*

O_o

But... But... We're all waiting for you to do something funny...

UrQuan · August 2016

Oh, totally off topic (but then this is such an off topic thread that I feel like that's OK), but I recently discovered a much better way to fish than what I've been doing. Fish using a controller! I hate using a controller for other things (keyboard & mouse 4life), but it's amazing for fishing! You get a little vibration when the fish are just nibbling, and then a stronger vibration when you've got a bite and you can reel in! Just like in real-life fishing! It's great!

A guildie told me about this - I would tag him here, but I don't know his forum name.

WldKarde · August 2016

Stovahkiin wrote: »

*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*

O_o

Great idea!

Since I'm at work, I think I'll join you

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Stovahkiin · August 2016

UrQuan wrote: »

Stovahkiin wrote: »

*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*

O_o

But... But... We're all waiting for you to do something funny...

<_<
>_>
Uhhh.... Uh.. Have you.. Ever heard this one?

*ahem*

"How does a train eat?"
"It goes chew, chew "

Haha.. Ha...... I'll show myself out....

UrQuan · August 2016

Stovahkiin wrote: »

UrQuan wrote: »

Stovahkiin wrote: »

*walks in and sits down, waiting for someone to do something funny*

O_o

But... But... We're all waiting for you to do something funny...

<_<
>_>
Uhhh.... Uh.. Have you.. Ever heard this one?

*ahem*

"How does a train eat?"
"It goes chew, chew "

Haha.. Ha...... I'll show myself out....

Hmm, where's the facepalm button? lol

JD2013 · August 2016

What do you call a chicken's ghost?

A poultrygeist!

. . .

*runs for the door*

MissBizz · August 2016

Why's everyone running? I love bad jokes!

Stovahkiin · August 2016

MissBizz wrote: »

Why's everyone running? I love bad jokes!

*peeks back in*
...you do?

MissBizz · August 2016

Stovahkiin wrote: »

MissBizz wrote: »

Why's everyone running? I love bad jokes!

*peeks back in*
...you do?

YES! Bring'm on!

Stovahkiin · August 2016

Okay.. Uh

"Where do animals go when their tails fall off?"...
"The retail store!"

<_<
>_>

Nope nope nope, I give up

Enodoc · August 2016

Stovahkiin wrote: »

Okay.. Uh

"Where do animals go when their tails fall off?"...
"The retail store!"

That was a good one, primarily because I haven't heard it before

Stovahkiin · August 2016

Enodoc wrote: »

Stovahkiin wrote: »

Okay.. Uh

"Where do animals go when their tails fall off?"...
"The retail store!"

That was a good one, primarily because I haven't heard it before

Thanks, and I'm totally not getting these from some random website I searched, oh no... Would never do that... <_<

P3ZZL3 · September 2016

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet.
He sent me a large goat with a long neck.
Turns out I phoned dial a lama.

WldKarde · September 2016

Morning all!

While it's not quite as funny as watching me play ESO...

“A jolly young fellow from Yuma
Told an elephant joke to a puma;
now his skeleton lies
beneath hot western skies-
the puma had no sense of huma”

UrQuan · September 2016

Hmm, not exactly a joke, but here's my all-time favorite poem.

I shoot the Hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
-Hilaire Belloc

UrQuan · September 2016

Also, hey @WldKarde glad you joined in on the world boss guild event last night! I don't think you were on voice chat, but it was sure handy to have you there on a max-level character considering how many of us were playing on lowbies

WldKarde · September 2016

UrQuan wrote: »

Also, hey @WldKarde glad you joined in on the world boss guild event last night! I don't think you were on voice chat, but it was sure handy to have you there on a max-level character considering how many of us were playing on lowbies

Traffic was kind last night, so it was fun to be able to attend. I'll get Discord up hopefully tonight.

How handy I was is up for debate...
Character was max-level for sure...Now the driver on the other hand???

I try to at least be entertaining if nothing else

UrQuan · September 2016

WldKarde wrote: »

UrQuan wrote: »

Also, hey @WldKarde glad you joined in on the world boss guild event last night! I don't think you were on voice chat, but it was sure handy to have you there on a max-level character considering how many of us were playing on lowbies

Traffic was kind last night, so it was fun to be able to attend. I'll get Discord up hopefully tonight.

How handy I was is up for debate...
Character was max-level for sure...Now the driver on the other hand???

I try to at least be entertaining if nothing else

Well considering we started with a level 3 and a level 5 in the group (as well as me on a level 20, and I think we had someone at about level 27-28), and considering how relatively smoothly those fights all went despite a bunch of us being on our lowbies, I'd say you were providing valuable contributions lol

newtinmpls · September 2016

On vacation in Oregon last week, and shopping at Powells I found:

UrQuan · September 2016

newtinmpls wrote: »

On vacation in Oregon last week, and shopping at Powells I found:

lol that's awesome. I love Powell's. Last time I went to Portland I went to Powell's in the morning and bought about $50-$60 worth of books. Then I went to some brew pubs trying out different beers. Then when I was a bit tipsy (it was mid afternoon at this point) I decided it was a good idea to go back to Powell's, and I spent about another $100 or so on more books - mostly ones that I had already seen but decided against buying when I was sober. My bags on the train home were way heavier than they were on the train down there...

JD2013 · September 2016

newtinmpls wrote: »

On vacation in Oregon last week, and shopping at Powells I found:

I want one.

freespirit · September 2016

A small selection, for @MissBizz .........

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

and my personal favourite........

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter!

MissBizz · September 2016

Hahahahaha love it. Swimming pool one was my fave

UrQuan · September 2016

Elephants huh? OK, here's a puzzle involving an elephant.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?

freespirit · September 2016

UrQuan wrote: »

Elephants huh? OK, here's a puzzle involving an elephant.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?

Open the door?

But of course you have to take the giraffe out first

UrQuan · September 2016

freespirit wrote: »

UrQuan wrote: »

Elephants huh? OK, here's a puzzle involving an elephant.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?

Open the door?

But of course you have to take the giraffe out first

lol I see someone knows the series of puzzles...

freespirit · September 2016

UrQuan wrote: »

freespirit wrote: »

UrQuan wrote: »

Elephants huh? OK, here's a puzzle involving an elephant.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?

Open the door?

But of course you have to take the giraffe out first

lol I see someone knows the series of puzzles...

My hubby is a total elephant joke expert, my kids were raised on them, there's several that still make me crack up even after hearing them so many times.

This is one such sequence.............

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out. (Or: Two footprints in the butter)
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's an empty Mini parked outside.

Oh I love elephant jokes

WldKarde · September 2016

Well darn!

Wish I'd known you were going to be in Portland last week @newtinmpls it would have been fun to say Hi in person since that's where I live.

We Portlanders are a goofy bunch, but we do know our coffee, beer and books

newtinmpls · September 2016

WldKarde wrote: »

Well darn!

Wish I'd known you were going to be in Portland last week @newtinmpls it would have been fun to say Hi in person since that's where I live.

We Portlanders are a goofy bunch, but we do know our coffee, beer and books

Dang.... and there were 4 of us ESO-sters; @sekou_trayvond , @riverwind (don't know if she is actually a forum poster) and my beloved @Francis_Toliver

Oddly enough we found ourselves playing board games ... and I did NOT get myself a copy of "exploding kittens" (you have to defuse them or everyone dies).

And food. I went to Mother's while I was there.... oh I could go broke there.

Of course if I really lived in Portland, I would spend so much time in Powells I'd get fired, so that would be bad.

WldKarde · September 2016

For those of you who have been able to enjoy and test One Tamriel on PTS.

Please take good notes!

I'm now stuck in the wondrous journey of watching the launcher cruise at a blistering average of 200 kbps as it re downloads my PTS client

Luckily live still works, so I'm able to continue training new players in the ways of playing like a Knucklehead....

But I'm beginning to suffer from severe PTS withdrawals!

If I wake up in the AM and find that I still can't get in...There just might be a Grand Mal Tantrum in my future!
And trust me after working at a university for the past 24+ years...I've had a LOT of examples to use as reference

Oh...now up to 73% complete!

Probably be done just in time for Tuesdays maintenance

Edit: Well for those of you waiting for the tantrum...sorry

Woke up this morning and had PTS ready to go! Lots more to explore, but looks like One Tamriel is going to be a lot of fun. Not quite sure what to make of Craglorn as of yet though. It's either stupid easy...or one helluva lot harder than I remember depending on where you are. Either that or I'm a lot more rusty than I thought. I do like the Dolmens now, not such a face-roll as before.