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  • Enodoc
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Oh man...

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/2277277/#Comment_2277277
    The next incremental for consoles will be sent for first-party certification in the next week or two, with a publish later in October; we'll announce a date for the patch as soon as we have it nailed down. The issues you mentioned surrounding the Guild Bank, Guild Trader, and missing beams should all be addressed in that patch, and we're continuing to work on the loading screen issue.

    That certification really messes with patching. Glad I knew I planned on staying on PC so my off PS4 days don't bother me.

    I'll be adding my playtime up today :)
    Ugh. Yes it does. I feel sorry for them atm, although I'm sure that will change as the complaint and quitting threads from people that don't think about how this process has to work start piling up.
    Not really sure what they can do about it though; they can receive hundreds of complaints about it, but certification is still a first-party requirement.
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  • MissBizz
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    Enodoc wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Oh man...

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/2277277/#Comment_2277277
    The next incremental for consoles will be sent for first-party certification in the next week or two, with a publish later in October; we'll announce a date for the patch as soon as we have it nailed down. The issues you mentioned surrounding the Guild Bank, Guild Trader, and missing beams should all be addressed in that patch, and we're continuing to work on the loading screen issue.

    That certification really messes with patching. Glad I knew I planned on staying on PC so my off PS4 days don't bother me.

    I'll be adding my playtime up today :)
    Ugh. Yes it does. I feel sorry for them atm, although I'm sure that will change as the complaint and quitting threads from people that don't think about how this process has to work start piling up.
    Not really sure what they can do about it though; they can receive hundreds of complaints about it, but certification is still a first-party requirement.
    Yeah that's my thoughts.. And I imagine there is some stipulation that stops them from pushing out smaller patches for cert each week. Maybe it cost $$$ per cert or they are only allow every X weeks or something?
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  • WldKarde
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    Well my friends, after a few cups of coffee and much frustration over my lack of mathematical prowess, I was able to total up my playtime on my main account.

    107 days 23 hours 12 minutes

    Hmm, one would think after that much time I'd be a little better at playing :(

    Oh well, this is my first MMO and I'm having a blast, so time well spent. And thank you to everyone here for making me feel so welcome!
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  • Xendyn
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    Well my friends, after a few cups of coffee and much frustration over my lack of mathematical prowess, I was able to total up my playtime on my main account.

    107 days 23 hours 12 minutes

    Hmm, one would think after that much time I'd be a little better at playing :(

    Oh well, this is my first MMO and I'm having a blast, so time well spent. And thank you to everyone here for making me feel so welcome!

    Lol, trust me, time played has no bearing on it. I'm a fine example of that ;) (and trying to min/max and such just gives me a headache)

    Hoping someday when they get cross-faction dungeons in we'll be able to run together :)
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  • P3ZZL3
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    I've heard the publishing costs do prohibit large patches on a weekly basis, but if you allow for a patch to take a week or more to be authorised on the console side, it must be a management nightmare.

    That being said, have you read the Talons thread over in Alliance War.

    It's been nerfed so it can be CC blocked, and it was intentional, just they "forgot" to put it in the Patch Notes.

    I mean, cmon people...really? Just seems like the quality even from when I joined in December is sinking. Even communication from people has dropped like a stone in the forums.

    One can't help but think of Rats and sinking Ships :(
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  • WldKarde
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Hoping someday when they get cross-faction dungeons in we'll be able to run together :)

    Sounds like fun and thanks! But don't say I didn't warn you ;)

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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    I've heard the publishing costs do prohibit large patches on a weekly basis, but if you allow for a patch to take a week or more to be authorised on the console side, it must be a management nightmare.

    That being said, have you read the Talons thread over in Alliance War.

    It's been nerfed so it can be CC blocked, and it was intentional, just they "forgot" to put it in the Patch Notes.

    I mean, cmon people...really? Just seems like the quality even from when I joined in December is sinking. Even communication from people has dropped like a stone in the forums.

    One can't help but think of Rats and sinking Ships :(

    You only joined in December? Just in time for that run of no-patch weeks. That was the first time I remember them doing that.. I think we went 3 weeks without maintenance.

    Ahh well if it costs them money to patch console (which wouldn't surprise me since xbox/PS has to "certify" it) that definitely would explain the lack of weekly patches.

    I did read the talons thread.. after Gina posted I also read a few people posting "I'm not even a DK and think these poor guys need their talons back" lol. As I understand it though.. the person blocking can't just block the initial hit, they have to keep block up the entire time (8 seconds or something)? Seems tough to block too, unless of course you can block cast something on your bar.
    Xendyn wrote: »
    wldkarde wrote: »
    Well my friends, after a few cups of coffee and much frustration over my lack of mathematical prowess, I was able to total up my playtime on my main account.

    107 days 23 hours 12 minutes

    Hmm, one would think after that much time I'd be a little better at playing :(

    Oh well, this is my first MMO and I'm having a blast, so time well spent. And thank you to everyone here for making me feel so welcome!

    Lol, trust me, time played has no bearing on it. I'm a fine example of that ;) (and trying to min/max and such just gives me a headache)

    Hoping someday when they get cross-faction dungeons in we'll be able to run together :)

    I have been trying to "min/max", haha, well, not really. Mostly just trying to understand some of that nonsense to still do what I want.. but better. It is a headache inducer.

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  • P3ZZL3
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    Can anyone here see the EU Trails boards?
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  • MissBizz
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Can anyone here see the EU Trails boards?

    Trails. Heh. Not sure why ZOS doesn't just change it to trails, we all mess it up on the forums.

    I can see at lunch if my EU updated. If it hasn't I can check later today (like, 8 hours from now) after it updates. Although.. I have a better idea.

    @Elloa Can you check the EU trials leadboards for @P3ZZL3 ?
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  • newtinmpls
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    wldkarde wrote: »
    Now I have to find another Bacon + Beer (also known as the 2nd most perfect food)

    I wonder if there is a bacon rum?
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  • MissBizz
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    wldkarde wrote: »
    Now I have to find another Bacon + Beer (also known as the 2nd most perfect food)

    I wonder if there is a bacon rum?

    Phew. I thought you an I were going to have a war over visible stat bars. lol. We good?

    I think there is bacon vodka....
    Edited by MissBizz on September 22, 2015 5:48PM
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  • UrQuan
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    wldkarde wrote: »
    Now I have to find another Bacon + Beer (also known as the 2nd most perfect food)

    I wonder if there is a bacon rum?

    Phew. I thought you an I were going to have a war over visible stat bars. lol. We good?

    I think there is bacon vodka....
    Bacon vodka is super easy to make at home. It's really easy to infuse flavours into vodka - much more so than other alcohols, because vodka itself has such a neutral flavour. Basically you just put the vodka and whatever you want to infuse into it together in a container for a while, then decant the vodka out. Just make sure that whatever you're using to infuse the flavour doesn't break down in the vodka, because you don't want floaty bits. With bacon it should be fine, but when decanting the vodka you'd probably want to strain it just to be sure.
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  • JD2013
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    Is it me, or is it getting really nasty out there?
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  • UrQuan
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    Is it me, or is it getting really nasty out there?
    At the moment I'm intentionally avoiding most of the threads that I think have a strong possibility of getting nasty. So it seems OK to me! o:)
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  • Xendyn
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Is it me, or is it getting really nasty out there?
    At the moment I'm intentionally avoiding most of the threads that I think have a strong possibility of getting nasty. So it seems OK to me! o:)

    Which would be pretty much a majority lol.
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  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Is it me, or is it getting really nasty out there?
    At the moment I'm intentionally avoiding most of the threads that I think have a strong possibility of getting nasty. So it seems OK to me! o:)

    Which would be pretty much a majority lol.
    Can't put out a grease fire with water.
    Yeah, I'm staying out of a lot of threads right now :p
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  • JD2013
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    I'm really trying to keep out of it but .... Must ... Be ... Sassy ...
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    Yeh I'm just trying to correct misinformation and inject a little humor now and then.
    Altho some of it goes over the kiddies heads, like Cheech and Chong lol.
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  • Auricle
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    So... Is this thread where the nice sane easily amused people live?

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    Good lord, how does this thread have 113 pages?

    It simply refuses to die.
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    Auricle wrote: »
    So... Is this thread where the nice sane easily amused people live?

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    No need for strikethroughs. All of the above will do. :)
    You must have popcorn, tho.
    Good lord, how does this thread have 113 pages?

    It simply refuses to die.

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  • Rodvic
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    What is this magical place?
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    What is this magical place?

    A magical place called ... The madness shelter.
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    What is this magical place?

    It is a haven of sanity in our insane little world.
    Well, sometimes we are insane, too, but in a good way B)
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    Sounds like my kind of place.
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    Auricle wrote: »
    So... Is this thread where the nice sane easily amused people live?

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    Rodvic wrote: »
    What is this magical place?
    This is the thread where we chill in a drama-free zone, have a little popcorn
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    and refrain from being serious.

    One time, about 20 or 30 pages ago, someone new came into this thread and got upset with the silly replies to his post. He failed to understand that this thread is the anti-serious.
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    I bring sweetrolls.
  • MissBizz
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    Rodvic wrote: »
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    I bring sweetrolls.

    That better not be @UrQuan's sweetroll... or you might get kicked out...
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    I bring Elsweyr Fondue, Black Briar mead and grilled leeks.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • UrQuan
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    Rodvic wrote: »
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    I bring sweetrolls.
    My sweetroll!!
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