Thread for PC Users :)

  • freespirit
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    Just been reading this.........

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/220803/why-trials-are-becoming-a-thing-of-the-past#latest

    For once a thread that I totally agree with......

    I am really missing our trials nights, they were such good fun but who the hell wants VR14 or even VR13 gear!?! :(
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Xendyn
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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • Khenarthi
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    Xendyn wrote: »

    Thanks for pointing out that thread @Xendyn - from the title I feared it was another rage one, when in fact it gave me the warm fuzzies.

    Now... let me go back to lurking :wink:
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  • UrQuan
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    So I hit a milestone of sorts the other night. All of the 8 characters on my main account are now vet rank! Yay! Now no matter which one I play I'm earning champion points!

    Now, do I work on getting the characters on my second account to vet rank (they range from level 16 to level 30 right now), or do I work on completing Coldharbour (and the main quest) on the 4 characters on my main account who are only partway through it? Hmm, decisions...

    Also, I led a group of guildies through part of Imperial City the other night, and we went and did the Arena district quest for them (I had already done it). As I consider that the hardest of the IC PVE quests to do solo, I was quite pleased that we were able to get it done for 5 or 6 folks who hadn't yet done it. We even took pity on a lone enemy player who was clearly just trying to get to the district's trophy vault, and didn't gang up on him and slaughter him. Good times.
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • newtinmpls
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Good times.

    I keep seeing this comment in your posts.

    Have to ask: Have you seen 'Losers' the movie?
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • UrQuan
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Good times.

    I keep seeing this comment in your posts.

    Have to ask: Have you seen 'Losers' the movie?
    Hmm, yes, but it was a while ago... I don't remember, did they say that in the movie? To be honest, it's something I've been saying for probably over 20 years - depending on the context sometimes I mean it sarcastically and sometimes very genuinely :)
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • newtinmpls
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    I don't remember, did they say that in the movie? To be honest, it's something I've been saying for probably over 20 years - depending on the context sometimes I mean it sarcastically and sometimes very genuinely :)

    Yes; several times but the one that keeps popping up in my head (and I'm mangling the quote, but attempting to keep the essence) is:

    <trying to sound suave> "So what hobbies did you have as a child?"

    <clearly not impressed> "I collected human ears."

    <trying to say something as he crashes and burns> "Good times."
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    I know there has been about a million threads from console players complaining about the lack of a chat window, but as of today I have to say that I envy them.

    I know my friends, I can imagine some of you are thinking "Are you you insane WldKarde! Why the heck would you be against our chat windows on PC?".

    Because thanks to our chat window, today I "officially " became OLD. :'(

    For years now I've been using "cheaters" to be able to read things, but hey it happens to us all as we hit our 40's, so no big deal. I even found a keyboard with HUGE letters on it to help me with my typing, again, no big deal. But it turns out that it was that darn chat window that proved to be my undoing.

    That darned blurry box in the lower right corner on my monitor has mocked me for the last time! Today I'm finally going to show it who's boss. >:)

    Today I'm going to the Eye Doctor.
    Today I'm forced to admit I'm not a kid anymore.
    Today, for the first time ever...I "almost" wish I played ESO on console.

    Sigh....
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • Pendrillion
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    So I hit a milestone of sorts the other night. All of the 8 characters on my main account are now vet rank! Yay! Now no matter which one I play I'm earning champion points!

    Now, do I work on getting the characters on my second account to vet rank (they range from level 16 to level 30 right now), or do I work on completing Coldharbour (and the main quest) on the 4 characters on my main account who are only partway through it? Hmm, decisions...

    Also, I led a group of guildies through part of Imperial City the other night, and we went and did the Arena district quest for them (I had already done it). As I consider that the hardest of the IC PVE quests to do solo, I was quite pleased that we were able to get it done for 5 or 6 folks who hadn't yet done it. We even took pity on a lone enemy player who was clearly just trying to get to the district's trophy vault, and didn't gang up on him and slaughter him. Good times.

    I wish I could say the same... My Main reached VR 14 since I got upgraded XP point wise because of the IC update. And then they raised level cap to VR16... Did I tell you that I play since launch day XD

    Also my only other char that comes close to getting to VR1 is my Sorcerer Argonian. Not sure when that one will (if ever) reach level cap :D

  • freespirit
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    Good Day All........

    Feeling grumpy today so ventured into the danger zone to try and get a laugh........

    This little nugget made me chuckle.

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/221266/going-to-switch-char-is-not-log-out#latest

    I am however quite easily amused :)

    Edit :- special mention goes to post #10!

    Edit 2:- I think I've just seen my soulmate in the video........ I could be Jim. :)

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/206926/the-differently-geared-standing-in-stupid/p1
    Edited by freespirit on October 1, 2015 5:22PM
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • newtinmpls
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    Ah back to the EP sewers where all the NPCs have earned nicknames.

    The adequate banker. ... who will probably keep my things safe.

    The crabby merchant. .... who doesn't want to be asked (yet again) about rat poison.

    And of course... scruffy cat.
    Edited by newtinmpls on October 1, 2015 6:49PM
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • newtinmpls
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    Was out "finding" things the other day.

    You'll never guess how I found this <snicker>

    OGfLh1o.png

    "found" another one this morning. I don't think they work very well.....
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Shunravi
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Was out "finding" things the other day.

    You'll never guess how I found this <snicker>

    OGfLh1o.png

    "found" another one this morning. I don't think they work very well.....

    Well... Maybe he had more valuable things on him but your sticky fingers stuck to that first. :)
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • Xendyn
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    This puppy wants to know where the popcorn is

    puppy-in-popcorn-bucket.jpg


    Recently I'm thinking this might be more useful around here, tho

    cat_glasses_nuke_by_stevewoods69-d7uytln.jpg

    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • Xendyn
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    So...anyone want to put money on how many NA server threads we'll get?
    Up to 6 so far.

    I keep linking https://downdetector.com/status/level3

    Hmm we have a hurricane coming in too. Let's make this a weekend count.

    I'll say 20 by midnight Sunday EST
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • UrQuan
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    So...anyone want to put money on how many NA server threads we'll get?
    Up to 6 so far.

    I keep linking https://downdetector.com/status/level3

    Hmm we have a hurricane coming in too. Let's make this a weekend count.

    I'll say 20 by midnight Sunday EST
    I think the real betting should be on the average time-to-moderator-lock on those threads...
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • newtinmpls
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    Shunravi wrote: »

    Well... Maybe he had more valuable things on him but your sticky fingers stuck to that first. :)

    My fingers are not sticky.

    And anyway it sold for something like 100 gold. So that was just fine by me. I didn't mind passing up the vial of Surly Syrah wine for it.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • newtinmpls
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    I need some help. I have tried to work on this filk for far too long.....

    (with apologies to Kenny Rodgers)

    You've got to know when to Tank 'em
    And when to gank 'em
    You've got to know when to Bolt Escape
    And when to Stealth

    You never count your Telvars
    While your still inside the sewers
    'Cause until its with the Banker
    Can't assume that it's your wealth
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Xendyn
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    I need some help. I have tried to work on this filk for far too long.....

    (with apologies to Kenny Rodgers)

    You've got to know when to Tank 'em
    And when to gank 'em
    You've got to know when to Bolt Escape
    And when to Stealth

    You never count your Telvars
    While your still inside the sewers
    'Cause until its with the Banker
    Can't assume that it's your wealth

    You've done pretty well with it :)
    The rythym is a little off on the first part, not enough Knows

    You've got to know when to tank 'em
    Know when to gank 'em
    Know when to bolt escape
    and know when to stealth

    now, you gonna do a vid for us and sing it? ;)
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • newtinmpls
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    Xendyn wrote: »

    now, you gonna do a vid for us and sing it? ;)

    Thanks for the help! I still need to work on the rest of the song. .... have the feeling it should be an old NB who is the "gambler".

    In order to do a video I'd have to 1-know how to (hey, the fact that I could do narrated powerpoints for my college classes is still a shock), and 2-be a charismatic performer.... not so much with that.

    I admit I would like to hear it though - also it probably should be sung by a guy.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Xendyn
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »

    now, you gonna do a vid for us and sing it? ;)

    Thanks for the help! I still need to work on the rest of the song. .... have the feeling it should be an old NB who is the "gambler".

    In order to do a video I'd have to 1-know how to (hey, the fact that I could do narrated powerpoints for my college classes is still a shock), and 2-be a charismatic performer.... not so much with that.

    I admit I would like to hear it though - also it probably should be sung by a guy.

    <<<neither a singer or charismatic lol
    I'm betting we might have somebody around here who is, tho.
    This sounds like it could be a fun video if acted out and everything.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • newtinmpls
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    This sounds like it could be a fun video if acted out and everything.

    Oh yes!
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • WldKarde
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    This just in!

    Our very own @newtinmpls and @Xendyn are hitting the road to Nashville to begin casting for the new hit video "The IC Gambler"

    And people thought this thread was only about popcorn, puppies and all around zaniness...4 shame! We got us some songwriters here B)

    The to be announced video premier after-party will of course be catered by our own @UrQuan (world renowned creator of Tamriel cuisine), with freshly prepared fish caught by none other than @MissBizz

    That's just how we roll here in the "Thread for PC Users" (a subsidiary of the @P3ZZL3 entertainment network)


    Sorry folks...I just couldn't help it.
    I'll show myself out ;)
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    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • freespirit
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    Listening to Springsteen.........

    Reading many pages of...........

    Well......

    Music is really good though!! :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Vulsahdaal
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    I need some help. I have tried to work on this filk for far too long.....

    (with apologies to Kenny Rodgers)

    You've got to know when to Tank 'em
    And when to gank 'em
    You've got to know when to Bolt Escape
    And when to Stealth

    You never count your Telvars
    While your still inside the sewers
    'Cause until its with the Banker
    Can't assume that it's your wealth

    You've done pretty well with it :)
    The rythym is a little off on the first part, not enough Knows

    You've got to know when to tank 'em
    Know when to gank 'em
    Know when to bolt escape
    and know when to stealth

    Nice idea :smile: Maybe just also a small change to last line in the second verse?

    You never count your Telvars
    While youre still inside the sewers
    Cause until theyre with the banker
    They could become anothers wealth..
    Edited by Vulsahdaal on October 4, 2015 12:39PM
  • Vulsahdaal
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »

    now, you gonna do a vid for us and sing it? ;)

    Thanks for the help! I still need to work on the rest of the song. .... have the feeling it should be an old NB who is the "gambler". .

    Ok an old NB as the gambler.. Forgive me if this part of the song has been done already, I havent read the whole thread but heres something to start with that can be worked as you see fit-

    On a warm mid years evening
    In some forgotten village's inn
    I met up with an aged rogue
    We were both too tired to sleep
    So we took turns a'sippin
    on large mugs of low grade mead
    The boredom overtook us,
    and he began to speak..

    He said, "Son, I've made a life
    Out of fightin' all different races
    Knowin' theyve been defeated
    By the way they held their eyes
    So if you don't mind me sayin'
    Ive seen your look on many faces
    For that worn out blade youre wearin'
    I'll give you some advice"

    all I got right now lol
    Edited by Vulsahdaal on October 4, 2015 6:26AM
  • WldKarde
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    Note to self...

    send @Vulsahdaal to Nashville also


    Oops, sorry folks...forgot I promised to leave ;)
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    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • Xendyn
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    Complaint of the day is apparently the Z icon.
    Guess they ran out of nerfs to cry for.

    Passin' out the

    what-popcorn-flavor-are-you-the-popcorn-factory.jpg
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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  • Xendyn
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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • Gidorick
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    Those look great @Xendyn...

    And in honor of the complaint-of-the-day I made this:

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/221893/the-z

    It's actually something I thought about making a while back... just recently got around to it. :wink:
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
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