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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?
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Leovolao✭✭✭✭✭I saw a guy virty dagina a few months ago. That name always makes me chuckle.tea pot
"What if my problem wasn't that I don't understand people but that I don't like them?"2 -
Equinox✭✭✭"Redguard Stole My Horse"
"Lucina has lost her Guar"
A lvl 4 vampire named "Great Grandpa"
A khajiit named "Im really a dog"
A DK named "Flappity Flap" [You know who I am!]Edited by Equinox on March 26, 2015 7:49PM********************~For the Queen!~********************7 -
SafiyerAmitora✭✭✭A khajiit named "Im really a dog"
xD I recognize it; seen them around Cyrodiil at one point and chuckled at the name.Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market WaresAeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dpsThe Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dpsAvaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tankNafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden healsOnce Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)Updated: 08/01/2018***759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 20141 -
TheBastion✭✭✭To name a few:- Your-a-lizzard-harry;
- Magic M'aiq The Dancer;
- Tiberius Glandinhand; and...
- Taylor S'wit
Those are mine.Edited by TheBastion on March 26, 2015 7:58PM[Player Suggestion] Sapiarch Helm Dye Channels (May 2018)
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[Roleplay] What ESO is Missing as a Roleplaying Community (March 2017)
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[Player Suggestion] Restoration Staff And The Emperor's Blessing
"Woe unto those who would do harm upon the innocent, for – through me – Stendarr himself rebukes them." – The Bastion
"Praise Stendarr!" \[T]/ – The Bastion8 -
Folkb✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_AmeliaR wrote: »Some of these names are very clever and funny! Just remember to keep our Community Rules in mind before posting some of the raunchier names. Thanks!
Sincerely,
Ruins-All-Your-Fun
Deleted my entry you meanie head
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leeux✭✭✭✭✭I still remember an Argonian running around Daggerfall (city) on the early access days called Heals-All-Fools
PC/NA - Proud old member of the Antique Ordinatus Populus
My charsLiana Amnell (AD mSorc L50+, ex EP) =x= Lehnnan Klennett (AD mTemplar L50+ Healer/Support ) =x= Ethim Amnell (AD mDK L50+, ex DC)Leinwyn Valaene (AD mSorc L50+) =x= Levus Artorias (AD mDK-for-now L50+) =x= Madril Ulessen (AD mNB L50+) =x= Lyra Amnis (AD not-Stamplar-yet L50+)I only PvP on AD chars
~~ «And blossoms anew beneath tomorrow's sun >>»
~~ «I am forever swimming around, amidst this ocean world we call home... >>»
~~ "Let strength be granted so the world might be mended... so the world might be mended."
~~ "Slash the silver chain that binds thee to life"
~~ Our cries will shrill, the air will moan and crash into the dawn. >>
~~ The sands of time were eroded by the river of constant change >>
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MercyKilling✭✭✭✭✭Saw a Khajit wearing a dress and carrying a stick running around one day named "Kitten Kaboodle". What made me spittake was all the pets he had out. Standard sorc pets, all of them and then the vanity pet trailing along too.I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
3) Difficulty slider.
4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.3 -
I like names that don't look unusual until you look closer.
I have two characters: An elf called Asdedas Adornail and a Nord called Beorn Turok Kunrol.
Edited by michaeljones161b16_ESO on March 26, 2015 8:43PM11 -
AllPlayAndNoWork✭✭✭✭✭I have chars called Derrick The Dangerous, Bum Fluff & Sleeps-With-Anyone.Edited by AllPlayAndNoWork on March 26, 2015 8:44PM1 -
Zosia✭✭✭I have a character who once had an immature, but in my opinion funny, name. I'm sorry in advance if it's inapproperiate for this forum. I simply don't know, because I didn't recieve an answer when I asked why it had to be changed. It was either because of the first or the last name (impersonating Zenimax's property or a childish pun).
Well, my character is a female nord and her name was... "Lyris Titanporn".
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Saucy_Jack✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Made an imperial templar as fat/short as he could go, full body tattos, and a skullet, and named him The Great Belly.ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.2 -
renton1x1x1✭✭✭Arnorld Swartzenloot
Dodge This
Gank me im famous - former ad emporer i think
Nigel the optician
Runs- With- Scissors
Renton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
Renton Tp Argonian Templar VR14
Renton Dk Imperial DragonKnight VR14
Renton Nb Khajiit Nightblade VR10 Vampire
www.alitheso.com Casual Social EU PvX Guild
Ebonheart Pact EU PVP Decimation Elite Azura's Star
The Traveling Merchant
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/190077/the-traveling-merchant-eu-craglorn-trading-guild
So let me get this straight: You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane? - Rimmer - Red Dwarf V - Quarantine1 -
RalavomWalde✭✭I once saw you "Lyris Titanporn". I really had to go back and see if I had read that right. That's the only fun name i could keep in mind ^^0
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Attorneyatlawl✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I would like to nominate two of my own names.
Don't Nerf Me Bro
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Neutral Observer-First-Wave Closed Beta Tester of the Psijic Order, aka the 0.016 percent.
Exploits suck. Don't blame just the game, blame the players abusing them!
-Playing since July 2013, back when we had a killspam channel in Cyrodiil and the lands of Tamriel were roamed by dinosaurs.
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-In-game mains abound with "Nerf" in their name. As I am asked occasionally, I do not play on anything but the PC NA Megaserver at this time.7 -
Kublakan✭✭✭sc_prabhu1986rwb17_ESO wrote: »I once had a character named Lord Molag's Balls...then I attracted ZOS' attention =(
That must have been some huge balls. Anyway, mine is:
'Pain in the Axe'
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aco5712✭✭✭✭✭there was a level 10 pug that we saw in zone called "seeman dumpster" so we invited him to the group, was his first time so he had no horse or knew nothing, so we pitched in, bought him a horse and then we pvped with him for an hour lol. all because of his name. So people, get good names!!!Banned for Naming and Shaming exploiters. Great ideology ZOS.
#FreeLeo
Main: Vir Cor | Dragonknight
Alt: Leo Cor | Nightblade
Alt: Leonidas Cor | Templar
Guild: K-Hole
Youtube: CorESO
DK PvP Tank/DPS Hybrid Build (2.1+): Cor Leonis2 -
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✭✭✭✭michaeljones161b16_ESO wrote: »I like names that don't look unusual until you look closer.
I have two characters: An elf called Asdedas Adornail and a Nord called Beorn Turok Kunrol.
The "LOL" button is not enough for those names. I give you all the Sweetrolls and Fishy Sticks.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 502 -
djnapstyb14_ESO✭✭✭@daemonios Fyi you can use the same name again if you delete the original toon. I switched "smokes-trees-all-day" from AD to EP recently.EP FOR LIFE0 -
blabafat✭✭✭✭✭
✭holaFire Cloak - VR12 DK - Nord - EP
Ámeer - VR15 Templar - Imperial - AD
The Mágician - VR16 Templar - Imperial DC
Magíc - VR16 DK - Dark Elf - DC
Àmeer - VR16 Templar - High Elf - DC
ámeer - VR16 Templar - High Elf - AD
Æ ámeer - VR16 Templar - High Elf - EP
Ameer Flow - Level 34 Nightblade - High Elf - EP
Youtube:
https://youtube.com/channel/UCFNmXCgmTVo-T-p1BIVLxbQ0 -
swinters710ub17_ESOSoul ShrivenMine aren't funny, but they are as follows:
Dark Elf NB - Pandemus Voldarien
Khajiit NB - Ce'ciq
Wood Elf NB - Hibben Owlhawk
Dark Elf Sorc - Pyrianna Stormcaller
Orc DK - Oogre Bloodfist
Argonian Temp - Mends-With-Hands
Redguard DK - Fafard Imrani0 -
Aeslyn_Grey✭✭✭A thieving wood elf named Truly GolightlyEdited by Aeslyn_Grey on March 27, 2015 4:31AM2 -
Curragraigue✭✭✭✭✭
✭Ones that made me giggle were Get Them Off Me and Hot MessPUG Life - the true test of your skill
18 characters, 17 max level, at least 1 Stam and 1 Mag of every class, 1 of every race and 1200+ CP
Tanked to Undaunted 9+ Mag and Stam of every class using Group Finder for 90+% of the Vet Dungeon runs1 -
yake82✭✭✭I made nightblade alt week ago, havent leveled him yet though.
He is the most dangerous man in Tamriel, his name is Cliff Edge. No one crosses Cliff Edge and live.
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✭✭✭I made nightblade alt week ago, havent leveled him yet though.
He is the most dangerous man in Tamriel, his name is Cliff Edge. No one crosses Cliff Edge and live.
Nice
! -First-Wave Closed Beta Tester of the Psijic Order, aka the 0.016 percent.
Exploits suck. Don't blame just the game, blame the players abusing them!
-Playing since July 2013, back when we had a killspam channel in Cyrodiil and the lands of Tamriel were roamed by dinosaurs.
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-In-game mains abound with "Nerf" in their name. As I am asked occasionally, I do not play on anything but the PC NA Megaserver at this time.0 -
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✭rbenkepub19_ESO wrote: »ssiebentub17_ESO wrote: »DK named Tank Sinatra and a night blade named bowjob
There was a hunter named Bowjob in WoW. They made him change it. I think some people are just wound up too tight. Not only was that a great name, it was an especially great name for a hunter.
Is not even anything bad - so he had to change because other people cannot read?3
