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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?
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azoriangaming✭✭✭✭Fizzlewizzle wrote: »
I'm feeling Insulted here.rdbrown1987 wrote: »Fizzle wizzle,
cotton picker, (this guy was a redguard in a servants costume) I assume that he was forced to change his name
E B O L A, - this guy was forced to change his name though ^^
this one just killed you,
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bertenburnyb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Argonian: Smoked-Da-Herb
Guar: Jumps-In-Puddles
Senche: Arriba Andale Yeppa (speedy gonzales anyone)
Horse: Coconuts (Monthy Python anyone)
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Inappropriate Content and Language]Edited by ZOS_UlyssesW on March 26, 2015 5:33PMHaze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer
Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)0 -
RedFoxFour✭✭Not ESO related, but I saw a Vah Shir (cat people, sorta like Khajit in Elder Scrolls) in Everquest who was named:
Helix Hisbut
Absolutely brilliant and still today, some 10 years later, it is still one of my favourite names
Yesterday I saw a Khajit named something the Fluffball ... couldn't catch first name cause it was too long... but last part was very fitting and playful.4 -
gw2only1b14_ESO✭✭✭Ok there's 2 I've seen in my travels that haven't been mentioned that I chuckle at one is I Cant Swim a Argonian and the other was on Dagger or Aldamari cant recall but CharlieMurphy lol first thing I did was look to see if Prince or Chappell was lurking near by lol3 -
Lord_Bidr✭✭✭I once had a character named Lord Molag's Balls...then I attracted ZOS' attention =(~ The brightest lights often cast the darkest shadows. ~4 -
SafiyerAmitora✭✭✭Hmm... I just remembered couple more I lol'd quite hard at awhile back when I saw them: Bretony Spears and Aww Crap Wrong Faction. Legend || Mizery Records || Black Market WaresAeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dpsThe Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dpsAvaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tankNafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden healsOnce Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)Updated: 08/01/2018***759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 20143 -
Jaxsun✭✭✭✭I had a toon named, shaves-for-shagging, which I had to change according to zos.
I've seen other great ones but will not document because I don't want them to have to change it....1 -
Ryuho✭✭✭✭Okey, so i met once argonians with names:
Big - Ass - Kim - Kardashian and Stinks - Like - Old - Socks
And also Breton DK with name: Biggus DickussThe Farron family team (EU)
sorcerer - Rubeus Farron AR31
templar - Selene Farron AR27
nightblade - Ryuho Farron AR25
stamplar - Nura Farron AR10
stamsorcerer - Kitty Farron AR14 (adopted member)
DK - Ryu Farron AR17
RETIRED
CU - next mmo0 -
Charlie Murphy lol nope seen pees in water and smokes the reeds Need to make my own Argonian and call him Ashy0 -
Flaminir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Good-Night-BladeGM of the Unholy LegacyEU/EPSorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)3 -
Psychobunni✭✭✭✭✭
✭Heals on ToiletIf options weren't necessary, and everyone played the same way, no one would use addons. Fix the UI!1 -
ZOS_AmeliaR✭✭✭✭✭Some of these names are very clever and funny! Just remember to keep our Community Rules in mind before posting some of the raunchier names. Thanks!
Sincerely,
Ruins-All-Your-Fun47 -
SurprisedFour91✭✭✭@UrenTelvanni PC/NACharacters: ded class Sorc AR 50, Uræn Warden AR 42, Cancuren NB AR 33, Urenaissance Templar AR 31, ded game DK AR 24
A Normal Bosmer Man NB AR 39, Lūst Templar AR 32, -Uren AR 25, Abęl Necro AR32, ????? Warden AR28
Fair Weather Friends
Faction Locks Are Stupid2 -
desciviib14_ESO✭✭✭V*gitarian Beast was a good one but has since had to change the nameThere is nothing here of interest to any nations; as a matter of fact, there is nothing here but people.0 -
ThiefySoul ShrivenI *think* I remember the name 'Faps-in-Shadows' from around launch...an Argonian, of course 7
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Ara_Valleria✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_AmeliaR wrote: »Some of these names are very clever and funny! Just remember to keep our Community Rules in mind before posting some of the raunchier names. Thanks!
Sincerely,
Ruins-All-Your-Fun
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Play Albion Online0 -
SafiyerAmitora✭✭✭xD Some of these deserve the lol button. Yes, DESERVE!
And another I remembered: Lefty Lucy.
@IcyDeadPeople, please tell me you gave one of your chars the same name. It's awesome.
Edited by SafiyerAmitora on March 26, 2015 6:51PMLegend || Mizery Records || Black Market WaresAeilith ~ AD L50 Khajiit magicka NB dps/max crafter (NA)Naraiya ~ AD L50 Altmer magicka Sorc dps (NA)Dont Die Like I Did ~ DC L50 Khajiit magicka Templar heals (NA)Bring The Pain ~ AD L50 Dunmer magicka DK tank (NA)An Achílles Heal ~ AD L50 Breton magicka Templar heals (NA)One Two Gank A Few ~ EP L50 Bosmer stam NB dps (NA)Your Lást Mistáke ~ DC L50 Altmer magicka NB dps (NA)Rekts All Noobs ~ DC L50 Redguard stam DK dps (NA)Reaper of Salt ~ EP L50 Khajiit stam Sorc dpsThe Réktoning ~ AD L8 Dunmer magicka DK dpsAvaraiya ~ AD L25 Altmer magicka Warden tankNafatiri ~ EP L24 Argonian magicka Warden healsOnce Upon An OP Magden ~ EP L3 Altmer magicka Warden dps (NA)Updated: 08/01/2018***759 Champion Points || ESO Member since Apr 20140 -
Naor_Sarethi✭✭✭"Ruins-All-Your-Fun" on a game forum .... you see what's fundamentally wrong with that don't you 2 -
rbenkepub19_ESO✭✭✭I used the name "Muddha" in several games as a stand-alone name. It goes back to my AD&D days. When I started ESO and realized I could create a last name, I settled on "Pucker". I thought it was very clever-ha-ha without being offensive. However, one of my own guild mates disagreed and reported me. ZOS forced me to change the name. I still hold that it's not an offensive name. It means nothing at all. Based on ZOS' reasoning, the name "Rich" would also be offensive, and that's my real name.3
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rbenkepub19_ESO✭✭✭ssiebentub17_ESO wrote: »DK named Tank Sinatra and a night blade named bowjob
There was a hunter named Bowjob in WoW. They made him change it. I think some people are just wound up too tight. Not only was that a great name, it was an especially great name for a hunter.6
