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What are some of the funniest player character names you've seen in ESO?

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  • baron.kreighteb17_ESO
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    Son of Sauron
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  • Snippit_Thomas
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    Stands in red, he had a lot of trouble getting into PUGs
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  • asdf0716
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    today I saw an Argonian NB named "Cant-Hit-A-Barn"
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  • riverdragon72
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    Screenshot_20150406_210030_zpsbngkdfmo.png~original
    Meh...**** it..
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  • franka38rwb17_ESO
    franka38rwb17_ESO
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    Hate to bang my own drum but
    Tamriel is not Westeros
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    Usetheforce Harry-Gandalf
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  • Area51Visitor
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    Gandolf Homeless
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  • Area51Visitor
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    A buddy had King Emeric of Wayrest until ESO had him change it. Had some comical value with RP from what I hear.
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  • Arizona_Steve
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    When I first got to Shadowfen I ran into an Argonian called wets-his-pants.

    Me? I only have one Nord that I'm using to get familiar with the game and he is... Arizona Steve.
    Wannabe Thalmor - Altmer MagSorc
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  • AngryNord
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    I'm tempted to make an Argonian named David Icke...
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  • ChingChangChui
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    Just saw a TerryHesticles. I enjoyed that.
    As I always say: When it comes to forums, post or your toast.
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  • Vernius
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    An Argonian named Walks-Into-Mordor
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  • cabbagechest
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    Tried to make a Khajiit named Toonces. It was already taken.
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  • Mitchblue
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    PC players want their own thread, this is it. Console players have no character names.
    Anyone else rooting for Molag Bal?
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  • jamesharv2005ub17_ESO
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    My character's name was Hu Flung Pu but they made me change it claimed it was racist.
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  • ozworth
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    Well if you are talking about console - there arent any "character names" as Z dropped the ball and made EVERY CHARACTER we make on the account show our Xbox or PS4 ACCOUNT NAME as our "character name" ... brilliant .. Nothing like seeing X22LEET@#1_99 as someone "characters name" ..
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  • DenMoria
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    I saw a HairyPancake last night. :smiley:

    Made me laugh.
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  • Vernius
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    ozworth wrote: »
    Well if you are talking about console - there arent any "character names" as Z dropped the ball and made EVERY CHARACTER we make on the account show our Xbox or PS4 ACCOUNT NAME as our "character name" ... brilliant .. Nothing like seeing X22LEET@#1_99 as someone "characters name" ..

    Didn't ZOS confirm that as a glitch that will be fixed in the next patch?
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  • RBSchneider
    RBSchneider
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    My wife has a Dragonknight Imperial Tank named "That Time of the Month"
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  • araub08
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    Hulking Smashling is mine lol I get quite a few laughs from people
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  • Soulshine
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    Willpaws Forbacon
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  • Mojmir
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    Bowls for soup
    Guy man dude
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    araub08 wrote: »
    Hulking Smashling is mine lol I get quite a few laughs from people

    That actually reminds me of someone's character named, "The Inconsolable Sulk" from another mmo.

    Though seeing "Shhh I heals you now" and "I shoot stuff for you" talking in zone the other day was singularly amusing.
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  • Jamersonstjames_ESO
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    Faps-in-shadows
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  • Farorin
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    I saw "Grinch Stealing Christmas" in Rawlkha, he was a green argonian, in red dyed armour, on christmas eve from my memory, saying many anti christmas things, it was hilarious.
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  • AlbanianGuy101
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    Zugg Zugg King Doodle Wap is such an interesting name...
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  • mbaker540
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    Here are mine:

    High Elf Sorcerer - Chocolate Thundar
    Dark Elf Nightblade - Tina Fey Bay
    Nord Templar - Julia Haterade
    Xbox One ~ Aldmeri Dominion
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  • Bleakraven
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    Vernius wrote: »
    ozworth wrote: »
    Well if you are talking about console - there arent any "character names" as Z dropped the ball and made EVERY CHARACTER we make on the account show our Xbox or PS4 ACCOUNT NAME as our "character name" ... brilliant .. Nothing like seeing X22LEET@#1_99 as someone "characters name" ..

    Didn't ZOS confirm that as a glitch that will be fixed in the next patch?

    Tell me this is true, please!
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  • Magdalina
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    A friend of mine has an alt named Lilith Buttswarm. Who is a vamp to justify that name:P

    Another friend has an Argonian(I swear only reason people make Argonians is to give them silly names...) named Goes-the-wrong-way. A couple of times he did go the wrong direction in a dungeon on that one - by accident I'm pretty sure - and we just couldn't stop laughing:P
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  • Allisyn
    Allisyn
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    My Khajiit's name is Licks Self Clean. I love it.
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    Not player names, but Lord Tawnlii-Do and Fishbreath still crack me up.
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