Food4Thought wrote: »
Actually, had you bother to read the jokes posted on the first page. You would have noticed I responded to that ... on the first page.
Well, if that's your flavor, how about one "borrowed" from my favorite cowtown puppet show* (although I'd heard it in another form before then, but I was too young to remember whence) :kirnmalidus wrote: »Ollie & Lena jokes converted to ESO FTW.
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO COME TO THIS THREAD AND SAY ESO IS A JOKE
A wise Khajiit stood in the trade district and told a funny story.
Everybody laughed like crazy.
He told the same story again.
This time, less people laughed.
He told the same story again and again.
When there is no laughter in the crowd,
He smiled and said,
"You can't laugh at the same joke over and over again. Why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again?"
Seriously, bring your constructive complains to the spotlight if you have any, this is not the thread for that. If you believe it's not going to get fixed, take your money elsweyr.
Aett_Thorn wrote: »A Nord was standing in the woods, wondering why an arrow seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. And then it hit him.
Aett_Thorn wrote: »A Nord was standing in the woods, wondering why an arrow seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. And then it hit him.
Nah, can't have been a Nord, sounds more like an Orc :-P
I didn't pick Nord because they were dumber though, just happens that mammoths and trolls are from Skyrim. LOL. It's prevailing cause the Nord brothers made it so.Aett_Thorn wrote: »Aett_Thorn wrote: »A Nord was standing in the woods, wondering why an arrow seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. And then it hit him.
Nah, can't have been a Nord, sounds more like an Orc :-P
Was going to go Orc, but then the prevailing theory in this thread is that Nords are the dumber race.
kip_silverwolf wrote: »This is by far my favorite thread! I'm loving these!
Please keep them coming!