Rammanjeff wrote: »Funny nobody has said this yet...
ESO IS the joke of the day.
terryammon wrote: »Joke of the day got to be... Everyone that bought this game, it cant just be me, that feels like i have spent alot of money on a game and sub and been totally ripped off and left with a headache and waiting for patches to fix patches and im not going to say anything about the pfs/lag problems in pvp, but it clearly shows why ESO had its release dated canceled by Sony and Microsoft for PS4 & Xbox1.
Sturmwaffel wrote: »Thought for sure that khajiit was going to wish for a large ship full of skooma.
Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
NICE way to steal a human joke from WOW.. guess you dont thing any wow players wanted to try a new game huh?
Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
NICE way to steal a human joke from WOW.. guess you dont thing any wow players wanted to try a new game huh?
Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
AlienPrimate wrote: »Best elder scrolls joke ever:
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Trolling & Baiting]
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I am not a funny gal so don't know many great jokes.
TheGrandAlliance wrote: »Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
Way to go with WoW human male /silly
Beerbong_Ginn wrote: »A troll and a deer were pooping in the woods. The troll says to the deer, "Hey, deer... you ever have problems with poop sticking to your fur?"
"Nope," the deer answered.
So the troll ate the deer. Seriously, never poop near a troll.