Help me make a man

Svalinn

Well how to make a man... thing is you need a male and a female... without clothes possibly.. then they have some.. gym time togheter and after 9 months a Stork will come and deliver a baby to you.. if you're lucky it'll be a male that'll become a man if you're not you'll have to try again ^^

tinythinker

Bad_Company wrote: »

tinythinker wrote: »

Might be easier to go in this direction and fabulously rock Tamriel...

You know he just died, right?

On the other hand, I have to say that this is probably one of the most hilarious threads I've read here

Which is why I worked him into a couple of threads.

waterfairy

AddictionX wrote: »

Oh so you want to test my mead drinking abilities .... My mother is a sexy beastly redguard let me test that sword arm after a few ... traveling across tamriel has this effect on yer skin its not all clean like yers.....

You forgot the blue paint and tattoo where is your patriotism!

Here.... ill show you how you're my before photo and thats the after photo xD *drinks mead*

Also would you say this one is not said son of skyrim... (cause i got the idea for the look after this guy and he was buff as ***)

ha meant no offense. That dude looks like a blend of Nord and Forsworn...awesome.

I agree about the clean skin, the lack of dirt and grime bothers me in this game when making a guy like this. I wanted to give him that love bite to add to his character (wild drunken nights) so tats and paint had to take a backseat.

AddictionX

Vigarr wrote: »

AddictionX wrote: »

Oh so you want to test my mead drinking abilities .... My mother is a sexy beastly redguard let me test that sword arm after a few ... traveling across tamriel has this effect on yer skin its not all clean like yers.....

You forgot the blue paint and tattoo where is your patriotism!

Here.... ill show you how you're my before photo and thats the after photo xD *drinks mead*

Also would you say this one is not said son of skyrim... (cause i got the idea for the look after this guy and he was buff as ***)

ha meant no offense. That dude looks like a blend of Nord and Forsworn...awesome.

I agree about the clean skin, the lack of dirt and grime bothers me in this game when making a guy like this. I wanted to give him that love bite to add to his character (wild drunken nights) so tats and paint had to take a backseat.

Yea rated M for blood and gore, eh... We did get a covered in blood but it ended up looking like we ate some candy from charlie and the chocolate factory. The "nord" hero is beastly. I wish we could take "off" pieces of the costume too...

CherryCake

Svalinn wrote: »

Well how to make a man... thing is you need a male and a female... without clothes possibly.. then they have some.. gym time togheter and after 9 months a Stork will come and deliver a baby to you.. if you're lucky it'll be a male that'll become a man if you're not you'll have to try again ^^

Damn it... you spoiled it for me ;___;... so that is where we come from!!! What is next? Telling me Santa isnt real?

CherryCake

@failkiwib16_ESO thank you!!!

Inarre wrote: »

I am already failing the first point...halp! I rock nr 3 though!!!

dsalter

angry brow never fails to make a guy more aggressive looking, throw in some 5 o clock shadow and you are most of the way there. it's actually pretty simple

CherryCake

Korah_Eaglecry wrote: »

Go for more angles. A squared jaw, a bent nose, more pronounced cheekbones, a weathered face with a five o' clock shadow. Sure there are plenty of pretty men out there but if youre going for a more gruff manly man. Try the opposite of the soft or angular appearances. Role the dot up to the heroic point in the triangle and take note of the features. Play with them a little til youre satisfied with what you get.

Thank you! Btw, your signature, has one of my favorite quotes!

CherryCake

paleobonesb14_ESO wrote: »

I would try again. To me he looks like he smelled something unpleasant.

Oh he did, it was mine xDDDDDD

CherryCake

@AddictionX *picks up the mead* thank you very much for your tips!

Svalinn

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

Svalinn wrote: »

Well how to make a man... thing is you need a male and a female... without clothes possibly.. then they have some.. gym time togheter and after 9 months a Stork will come and deliver a baby to you.. if you're lucky it'll be a male that'll become a man if you're not you'll have to try again ^^

Damn it... you spoiled it for me ;___;... so that is where we come from!!! What is next? Telling me Santa isnt real?

Na Santa is real and well... he has a "gift in a box" for you ^^

Open Spoiler below only if you are over 18 and believe in Santa e.e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H0-0Py-v3k

AddictionX

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

@AddictionX *picks up the mead* thank you very much for your tips!

Your very welcome i tried to make it atleast interesting to read cause of the length..

Hallothiel

Bad_Company wrote: »

tinythinker wrote: »

Might be easier to go in this direction and fabulously rock Tamriel...

You know he just died, right?

WHAT!? No f*cking way.

What is it with this year. Bowie, Alan Rickman, Lemmy, Wogan,Victoria Wood & now his royal purpleness. Enough.

Now shall go & listen to Dirty Minds....

ArchMikem

From what I saw you just have a personal preference that you can't really dismiss. That's fine. Many girls prefer softer looking Males with feminine traits, while other's prefer the buff concrete blocks of body hair. When you create a character, you're making what you prefer.

That last guy you made back on page one was pretty good. You could ditch the long locks and you'd be golden. I know for many girls long hair is beautiful and what not, but for a guy it's mainly annoying to deal with. I personally can't stand it when my hair gets even a few inches long, much less down to my shoulders, which thank God has never happened.

Justice31st

Watch this and take some notes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqta4jyAs4k

CherryCake

AddictionX wrote: »

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

@AddictionX *picks up the mead* thank you very much for your tips!

Your very welcome i tried to make it atleast interesting to read cause of the length..

You really did, you touched all the points I needed! =D

CherryCake

ArchMikem wrote: »

From what I saw you just have a personal preference that you can't really dismiss. That's fine. Many girls prefer softer looking Males with feminine traits, while other's prefer the buff concrete blocks of body hair. When you create a character, you're making what you prefer.

That last guy you made back on page one was pretty good. You could ditch the long locks and you'd be golden. I know for many girls long hair is beautiful and what not, but for a guy it's mainly annoying to deal with. I personally can't stand it when my hair gets even a few inches long, much less down to my shoulders, which thank God has never happened.

Thank you! It seems like it ... I am too much in love with long hair,(although I also like short hair) but for that I think I will have to compensate with a real beard... Do you own the imperial race? Do they have different hairstyles? Because the breton short hairstyles are a bit strange

ArchMikem

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

ArchMikem wrote: »

From what I saw you just have a personal preference that you can't really dismiss. That's fine. Many girls prefer softer looking Males with feminine traits, while other's prefer the buff concrete blocks of body hair. When you create a character, you're making what you prefer.

That last guy you made back on page one was pretty good. You could ditch the long locks and you'd be golden. I know for many girls long hair is beautiful and what not, but for a guy it's mainly annoying to deal with. I personally can't stand it when my hair gets even a few inches long, much less down to my shoulders, which thank God has never happened.

Thank you! It seems like it ... I am too much in love with long hair,(although I also like short hair) but for that I think I will have to compensate with a real beard... Do you own the imperial race? Do they have different hairstyles? Because the breton short hairstyles are a bit strange

Check my sig, I'm rockin' nothing but Cat Girls. Not to mention I don't have access to Imperials. But really just do the average. Short hair and stubble, never fails.

Justice31st

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

ArchMikem wrote: »

From what I saw you just have a personal preference that you can't really dismiss. That's fine. Many girls prefer softer looking Males with feminine traits, while other's prefer the buff concrete blocks of body hair. When you create a character, you're making what you prefer.

That last guy you made back on page one was pretty good. You could ditch the long locks and you'd be golden. I know for many girls long hair is beautiful and what not, but for a guy it's mainly annoying to deal with. I personally can't stand it when my hair gets even a few inches long, much less down to my shoulders, which thank God has never happened.

Thank you! It seems like it ... I am too much in love with long hair,(although I also like short hair) but for that I think I will have to compensate with a real beard... Do you own the imperial race? Do they have different hairstyles? Because the breton short hairstyles are a bit strange

Well your character could always go for the hipster look. Full beard + Man bun.

CherryCake

Svalinn wrote: »

Na Santa is real and well... he has a "gift in a box" for you ^^

Open Spoiler below only if you are over 18 and believe in Santa e.e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H0-0Py-v3k

Dude I am trying to be a man here ;___;

RAGUNAnoOne

https://youtu.be/ZSS5dEeMX64

Recremen

Cadbury wrote: »

*In a wise old man's voice*

The path to Manhood is a long and arduous journey that begins with a single step. First, you must embrace that which is Masculinity.

Meditate on this while you commit this song to heart....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCGnYsFX0Y

This is a great song, but probably not what OP is looking for. After all, the whole point of that scene is that everything "masculine" is achievable by someone of any sex. ;-)

Svalinn

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

Dude I am trying to be a man here ;___;

So what? noone judges you

Expecially in ESO.. where you find "hotels" with two men flirting and when you, as a man, try to interact one of them tells you: "ehy handsome.. wait your turn" ^^

CherryCake

Recremen wrote: »

This is a great song, but probably not what OP is looking for. After all, the whole point of that scene is that everything "masculine" is achievable by someone of any sex. ;-)

I SHALL ACHIEVE IT!!! Soon I will be the biggest, manliest man in Tamriel ;___;

Svalinn

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

Recremen wrote: »

I SHALL ACHIEVE IT!!! Soon I will be the biggest, manliest man in Tamriel ;___;

Perhaps this one can help you? (i promise it's the last "JK" i post in this tread :P)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

CherryCake

@Svalinn no of course I didnt mean that xD but I will try to be you know, the mysterious guy that uses stealth all the time, stabs stuff, and doesnt have time for romance with anybody because he is too busy stealing and stabbing stuff!!! =D

CherryCake

Svalinn wrote: »

Perhaps this one can help you? (i promise it's the last "JK" i post in this tread :P)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo

See? Thats more like me xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (I know and love the song btw xD)

AfkNinja

Make a Redguard, they look manly as F by default.

CherryCake

AfkNinja wrote: »

Make a Redguard, they look manly as F by default.

I will definitely give them a try too!

CherryCake

I was supposed to work on something tonight...instead I am trying to become a man.