milesrodneymcneely2_ESO wrote: »"A pair of fair-haired Bosmer lasses decided to make a pilgrimage to the capitol of Cyrodiil."
"Near the end of the journey they happened upon a fork in the road with a sign that read: ~Imperial City Left~."
"Disheartened, they turned around and went home."
Arsenic_Touch wrote: »
Communication.
Oh, different kind of joke... Hm. I'll have to get back to you.
milesrodneymcneely2_ESO wrote: »Edited. D'OH!
Tannakaobi wrote: »Did you hear the one about the pretty Bosmer girl who went on a fishing trip with six Nords with beards?
She came home with a red snapper.
Ragnar_Lodbrok wrote: »My ESO joke: Play your way.
Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
jamespetchonka821b14_ESO wrote: »Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
Isn't this some sort of variation from a joke in WoW? I believe the humans said it with /joke.
I read this in Londo's voicerayeab16_ESO wrote: »how many Dunmer does it take to change a lantern?
just the one....but in the great old days, hundreds of slaves would change thousands of lanterns, at our every whim!
rayeab16_ESO wrote: »how many Dunmer does it take to change a lantern?
just the one....but in the great old days, hundreds of slaves would change thousands of lanterns, at our every whim!
I miss Babylon 5, even if it hasn't aged well.stabbykitteh wrote: »I read this in Londo's voice
Bjorn and Lars were working for the Windhelm city public works department in Eastmarch. Bjorn would dig a hole and Lars would follow behind and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked Bjorn, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two Nords are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
Bjorn, the hole digger, wiped his brow and sighed, 'Vell, I suppose it probably looks odd because ve're normally a three-person team. But today Sven, who plants da trees, he called in sick.'
If I could vote LOL more than once, I would. Win!Aett_Thorn wrote: »A skeever, a wolf, and a mudcrab are sitting in a bar after a long day.
The skeever says to the wolf, "Man, I am so tired of getting my butt kicked all day long by even low-level players. They just keep coming at me on the beach and killing me before I can even finish eating any of the ship's wreckage."
The wolf agrees, saying, "I know what you mean, skeever, I'm just chilling in the woods with my family, and adventurers are there all the time, and I have to watch as the slaughter my family every few minutes. It's horrible."
They both turn to the mudcrab, asking if he has been experiencing the same thing.
"No, guys, I've actually been the one slaughtering the adventurers."
"What?!?!", the skeever and the wolf ask, incredulous. "How on Tamriel are you able to do that?"
"Well," says the mudcrab, "I'm a VR7 mudcrab."
jamespetchonka821b14_ESO wrote: »Food4Thought wrote: »I'm curious how many people have Elder Scrolls or Elder Scrolls Online jokes and I want to hear them all. If you got a joke, please post. Whoever gets the most "LOL" wins!
I'll start.
An Orc walks into a bar in Cyrodiil with an ugly, one eyed, mangled parrot on his shoulder.
The barkeeper looks up, jumps back, and proclaims, 'God what an ugly thing. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responded, "Orsinium. They are all over the #$%&# place."
Isn't this some sort of variation from a joke in WoW? I believe the humans said it with /joke.