Thanks so much for the necro. Somehow I missed this the first time. Hilarious!

Just realized, the way things are going now (with version control numbering), by next year we might actually see 4.1.

Absolutely fantastic! Not sure which my favourite is... the firepot achievement maybe? Or 'Rare fish spawns, such as the Astral Narwhal, are now hostile when they spot a player with equipped bait'.

Or 'Guards can now fall asleep if their outpost hasn’t been attacked for a long time (the exact time is a secret), or can be distracted by birds flying over the Keep, or kittens playing in the Keep yard.'


No, it has to be 'Basketry: Added this new ability at level 11 of the Legerdemain skill line.
Targeting any Witness NPC with Basketry will place a small basket on their heads for 10 seconds. During this time, they cannot witness crimes.'

What a creative and fun April 1st post!

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Fishing

• Introduced new, varied fishing rods, ranging from the simple Birch Rod to the Whaling Harpoon. Using the correct rod with the correct bait at the correct fishing hole may significantly increase your chance to catch rare fish.

Could we get this for real though, except as Customized Actions that don't affect your fishing performance or odds?

I know this thread is super old, but I'm actually shocked to see that fishing customization was even thought of before, even if it is only mentioned in an April Fools post.

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Combat & Gameplay
[*]Added a new Synergy Synergy system.

• We heard you like Synergies, so Synergy Synergies are Synergies that synergize with Synergies.
  
• Synergizing with a Synergy has small chance to trigger a Synergy Synergy event, which, if synergized with, will activate a Synergy Synergy.
• Abilities with Synergies can trigger Synergy Synergy events, provided you have synergized with a Synergy Synergy recently.
  
• Note: Synergy Synergy Synergies will be introduced in a future patch, to prepare for Synergy Synergy Synergy Synergies.

Crafting & Economy
General

• We’ve added a new consumable, the Scroll of Icarian Sight. It increases you jump height by 5000% for a single leap straight up for the next 10 seconds.
  • Scrolls of Icarian Sight also come with a free filled Grand Soul gem.
  • Scrolls of Icarian Sight grant no protection against fall damage.

This is hilarious! We need another April Fool's patch note next year lolol. 😂 I especially loved these two. The Icarian sight is especially clever 🤣. I never saw this before but I loved it. Also two of these became a real thing!

Mods please don't close this so we can search this up whenever we want a good laugh haha.

Thanks for necroing this. I started playing well after it was published, so I did not know it existed.

Can we haver Basketry please??? And I would not say no to fishing for Dwarven Submersibles.

Athory wrote: »

No changes for Arcanist? So the beam keeps hitting everything from Murkmire to Rivenspire? Not fair.

Well, I really hope for a small nerf. Something like: “The beam now hits every monster throughout the entire Elder Scrolls series. It starts in ESO, passes through Skyrim, and only ends in The Elder Scrolls: Arena.” This means the beam kills everything in the middle.

this thread is from 2016