Who has the most clever or worst of names?

Chryos · May 2014

I've seen some pretty clever and funny ones, such as:

Slippery When Wet
Raisins Of Bran
Server Police

What about your name or which ones have you seen?

What about bad names?

KariTR · May 2014

'Mother of Ferrets' gave me a chuckle when I saw it.

jmossb14_ESO · May 2014

I went with Methios. Was wanting Methos, which is the legendary oldest immortal from Highlander (also know as "Death of the Four Horsemen") but someone had already got it. But the best one ive seen so far is "Bloodguard Tampax" & "Ionlyplayfreeweek"

Firmament · May 2014

I saw yesterday Der Penetrator

(der means the in .de) needless to say if that is good or bad.
I also saw lady ga ga, hello kitty. That was in cyrodiil what makes even morre surreal.

I personally like simple names like i saw, Wind, Air, and so on.

psychounz · May 2014

Taco of House Lajoie was the best I've seen so far XD

rawne1980b16_ESO · May 2014

On Daggerfall EU we have Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

I died a little inside when I saw them.

But I also saw Dies-Quite-Often which gave me a chuckle.

jircris11 · May 2014

rawne1980b16_ESO wrote: »

On Daggerfall EU we have Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

I died a little inside when I saw them.

But I also saw Dies-Quite-Often which gave me a chuckle.

Ok this is the order that my reactions were in. Horror and face to palm followed by a chuckle at the last one. Thanks for sharing. Any how i saw Spreads-her-legs and also Misses-a-lot on NA server

ZiRM · May 2014

I saw a khajiit named Puss N Boots and another one named Bill Purry! Made me giggle.

jacky0002rwb17_ESO · May 2014

My name is Hungry and i always randomly yell I am Hungry

nudel · May 2014

My favorites would have to be some of the Argonian names.

Runs-With-Scissors
or
Breaks-Your-Immersion

Though I also briefly saw someone in the Daggerfall Bank whose name was
Sir Carries A Lot. Obviously a mule. I giggled.

kasain · May 2014

I have one of the reptile men named PresidentObama. Would that classify as one of the worst names?

Lanatireb17_ESO · May 2014

worst name i have seen ingame so far? Mannimarco. What where they thinking.

Orizuru · May 2014

I'd like to through my name in the hat.

Nacirema Diputs

nhisso · May 2014

Sigh

Melian · May 2014

I wanted to make an Argonian melee dps named "Stands-in-the-Fire" but it was taken.

rhubbert_ESO · May 2014

My argonian is named Son-of-Sithis but the best name I have seen so far is Too Khajiit to Quit

moXrox · May 2014

Firmament wrote: »

I saw yesterday Der Penetrator (der means the in .de) needless to say if that is good or bad.
I also saw lady ga ga, hello kitty. That was in cyrodiil what makes even morre surreal.

I personally like simple names like i saw, Wind, Air, and so on.

Ask yourself if

"Eindringling" (transl. for penetrator)

is a good character name.

Armitas · May 2014

I think argonians hold the most potential.

Poopsen Squats-in-Bushes
Itchy Plays-in-Ivy

norrisnick · May 2014

Inspiration struck so I made the biggest greenest Orc I could and named him:
Brüsz Bann-Ur...

ZiRM · May 2014

I saw a guy named Molag Bals Deep. Cmon who couldn't get a smirk outa that name?!! At least a GaSp?

stabbykitteh · May 2014

Someone with a character named Influenza was very helpful to me in Coldharbour

Jean-Luc Picard gets honorable mention.

Sidney · May 2014

I have an orc namd "The Chef" and for anyone who is friend "Bonjour Chat". Of course, she's khajiit. If you don't know french, Bonjour Chat means Hello Kitty. They aren't amazing but they're cute to me

Woogawoman · May 2014

For a little while there, if there had been a "rename token" in the store, I was considering changing to "Repeatedly Killed by Trolls." :-p

Greydog · May 2014

I saw a "Buffy Goodheal" and a "Heywood Jablome"

My mule is a female High Elf named Magda Bigpockets ..because she's a bank alt and I gave her big "pockets"

I also gave her a pissed off look because I figured a high elf would be too snooty for such a lowly position ..lol

Hypersillyman · May 2014

During the beta I had a character named "Justfer Nau". I kinda liked that one.

Iago · May 2014

My favorite name so far was an Argonian named Pees on Katz

Vorpedagel · May 2014

My templars name is Heals... and I hate healing

drschplatt · May 2014

I ran into Chu'k No'is yesterday.

PBpsy · May 2014

I wanted to do an argonian or Khajith named Py Sis'on'Mer in the AD but I changed my mind.

Catches_the_Sun · May 2014

My Argonian alt - Arrow-in-the-Knee

PBpsy · May 2014

Catches_the_Sun wrote: »

My Argonian alt - Arrow-in-the-Knee

I wander if Adventurer Like You is taken.

annarr1117nub18_ESO · May 2014

The only thing that I can say is that after I officially get to the point where I can officially change my player character's name, I'll change his name to a cooler looking real "Nordic" name that fits better into TESO lore folks!

Tiyamel · May 2014

I have various alts all named "something" Mule, i have also one named Pack Horse lol another mule in disguise, my main is Yofune-Nushi (a mythical japanese dragon that craves human flesh), the worst names i see are those bloody RMT names such as Xcfds, Assdf, Cfvde and so on.........

Skelfish · May 2014

I'd like to give my sorcerer's name a vote: Makes-Pretty-Lights. Or maybe my Nord 2handed dragonknight named Cleave Toorgrah. Cleave infernobattle for you dragon language scholars.

drschplatt · May 2014

I was thinking about making a Nord named, "Rhips Embalsoff"

Turial · May 2014

I have a bosmer crafter named "Craft-Me-Not" for some reason lol.
I have a female sorcerer named "Dani Marco"

I have an RP Dunmer Vamp named "Manny Darko"
I had a storage alt named "Storage Twelve"
My horse for extra inventory space is called "Baggz"
My horse for speed is named "Gonzales" after my favourite speedy mouse.
I had a beta nord name "Francoise Dousche"

Daverios · May 2014

I made a toon called Lifts-Much-Tail. Best part is it fits TESO cannon.

Firmament · May 2014

moXrox wrote: »

Firmament wrote: »

I saw yesterday Der Penetrator (der means the in .de) needless to say if that is good or bad.
I also saw lady ga ga, hello kitty. That was in cyrodiil what makes even morre surreal.

I personally like simple names like i saw, Wind, Air, and so on.

Ask yourself if

"Eindringling" (transl. for penetrator)

is a good character name.

lol

Firmament · May 2014

Turial wrote: »

I have a bosmer crafter named "Craft-Me-Not" for some reason lol.
I have a female sorcerer named "Dani Marco"
I had a storage alt named "Storage Twelve"
My horse for extra inventory space is called "Baggz"
My horse for speed is named "Gonzales" after my favourite speedy mouse.
I had a beta nord name "Francoise Dousche"

Dani Marco

Jitterbug · May 2014

I'm going to nominate my male argonian

Elizardbeth Taylor

Allyah · May 2014

I saw a Khajit named T-I-Double G-Er. Up to the jury whether it's good or bad.

LunaRae · May 2014

I saw someone with Sofa-King Awesome, for the lulls.

Lisa · May 2014

My orc is Nyx Leaf O'Wind. I'm not sure it fits with an orcs back story, but I've been playing a lot of MTG lately, and who doesn't love Firefly?

LordNowe · May 2014

A friend and I saw "Likes-big-butts" and "Can-not-lie" playing together as a team...so yeah.

jircris11 · May 2014

saw another few names Bad-at-games and Holds-sword-backwards are the two that made me chuckle. Then i saw Steals-your-nodes and he-who-trolls.

ZiRM · May 2014

An Orc named SHReK!

Gunsang · May 2014

A Bosmer named "Plank"
An Orc named "Work Work"
A Khajit named "Napkin Thief"
And my favorite was an Argonian "Om-Nom-Noms"

jaket1980 · May 2014

I have a Khajiit named Jaykinboots.

Dahlia_Bristow · May 2014

One of my alts is called "Dahlia Wyle" (pronounced "Dally awhile".

ArcaneBlue · May 2014

some of the argonian names are pretty funny
sometimes you can tell if that toon is a craft mule or not from his/her name!:)

jircris11 · May 2014

jircris here with yet another couple names i saw. Sees-all-nodes and Crafts-cheaply . Those were my chuckles next we have Runs-to-slow and also Hides-your-loot. Those were all my chuckles. i also have a face palm one Trolls on you.

Kyotee0071 · May 2014

I have a Khajiit bank mule named Snarlie Sheen

Makes me chuckle every time I log him in. I feel like saying in zone chat, "I need a drink." every time as well - but I don't.

My other bank mule is an Argonian named Later Gator - I like it. xD

jircris11 · May 2014

im back yet again with a fresh list of names! argonian "Forgets-his-name"
Khajiit "pyro the fur-less" Dark elf "Sir Hot sauce" and another argonian "Drowns-in-water" These are all names on the NA AD faction and i keep seeing them so i will keep posting lol.

Qwickkill · May 2014

Qwickkill is a great Pvp name and its available because I deleted all my characters., To think I actually spent money on this utter garbage of a game.,

tdgeddesub17_ESO · May 2014

Searches-for-Quests

yetskiiub17_ESO · May 2014

Arnold Swartzinlizard has been my fav,,,

Smogg · May 2014

I saw a character called Ola Thunderloin. Pretty funny too

SotP_Kondor · May 2014

I saw a Khajiit named Wakes-with-wood.

LeCreaux · May 2014

Chryos wrote: »

I've seen some pretty clever and funny ones, such as:

Slippery When Wet
Raisins Of Bran
Server Police

What about your name or which ones have you seen?

What about bad names?

...those ARE bad names. The "Raisins" name is at least a name, the others are just worn out expressions we've seen in every other MMO.

nerevarine1138 · May 2014

I'm extremely sad that my characters haven't been mentioned, so I'm going to go ahead and nominate myself for cleverest-little-guy-ever-in-the-history-of-the-world:

Khajiit Nightblade- J'Fuzzybutt
Argonian Nightblade- Drinks-When-Sad
Imperial Templar- Anato Alascura (very loose Italian translation of Darkwing Duck)

I know, I know. You're all wondering how I could be so clever and stay lore-friendly at the same time. And I tell ya, it takes real dedication.

Markethemetalheadb14_ESO · May 2014

People seem to get a kick out of my Argonian bank alt, Swims-Through-Skooma, whenever I hop on him to swap items about.

It's a shame he shall be forever confined to the Daggerfall bank with that damned teller and her neverending rambling about buyers and lenders.

Avogadro · May 2014

I nominate my partner's Khajiit Tiger Septim as being the most clever.

LIQUID741 · May 2014

Bugged Nightblade

indy517 · May 2014

I named my Dragon Knight warrior "Mace Ettiquette". I thought it was appropriate.

nhisso · May 2014

I can't stand it when people name themselves after food or give their character a gamertag/screen name for a name like "xXnoscope420swagXx". That's not clever. It's plebeian. I'm not an RP'er by any stretch, but unoriginal names, gamertag names, sexual names, internet-trend names, and other forms of "joke" names, to me, are stupid. Just my opinion. But if you think that's "clever", I have to question just how low-brow you really are. It's, by definition, the opposite of clever. It's not witty or creative. LOL! Im such a sour-puss. What can I say

RustyBlades · May 2014

I see sdafdaq quite a lot spamming gold. He's grown on me a bit, I view him like Slimer from Ghostbusters. I usually can find him "hiding" in the room to the left of the audiron bank most Saturdays. At least he is nice enough to hid in an "instanced" room.

AzureButterfly · May 2014

I saw an Orc named "Orc Orc Orc."

I also know someone who made an Orc Nightblade specifically built to be as fast as possible. His name is "Gorta Gro-Fazzt" or something along those lines.

RastSekyd · May 2014

I saw a dual-wielding Khajiit named "Drizzt Do'Purrden". It made me laugh.

Knovah · May 2014

Knovah Khane

Play off the word Novocain… why? Because back in my AOC days I Had dentistry work done (wisdom tooth out) and I was a bit slurred on Vent…my friends were teasing me because I have an accent anyway and this made it worse. I was thinking up a name when one of them said Novocain ,of course they use lidocaine not Novocain in dentistry for the past 30 odd years , but was not going to point out that little bit of knowledge to them .

Anyway I liked the name (even on painkillers at the time it seemed a fun play on words) So Knovah became my fav name. (Did not like Novo so I switched it out a little but when said first and last name you get the idea) So Knovah on single name games and Knovah Khane on games I can add a surname to.

Berlis · May 2014

I'm sure this one has been used, Sir Whince-A-Lot

ZiRM · May 2014

Saw a khajiit in DC named Sir Pounce and an Orc named Orcgasm.

jircris11 · May 2014

Qwickkill wrote: »

Qwickkill is a great Pvp name and its available because I deleted all my characters., To think I actually spent money on this utter garbage of a game.,

love how you come in here and offer a name, then manage to sneak in a complaint. Welp hope you find what your looking for we wont miss ya

Texwa · May 2014

Wylie Coyote

RaZaddha · May 2014

"Lifts-Her-Tail". It's actually part of the lore.

jircris11 · May 2014

back again, this name made me chuckle because he was being yelled at in zone chat for getting the party in BC killed. "makes-you-rage"

Maotti · May 2014

Catches_the_Sun wrote: »

My Argonian alt - Arrow-in-the-Knee

@Catches_the_Sun‌

Are you on the EU server? I think i met you in Coldharbour and whispered you because of that.

Cybrdroyd · May 2014

I created a little female wood elf dragonknight tank, made her really tiny, and she has a face like she has a chip on her shoulder. I called her Fresh Mouth. My idea is her fresh mouth would *** off the monsters.

Diaboli · May 2014

rawne1980b16_ESO wrote: »

On Daggerfall EU we have Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

I died a little inside when I saw them.

But I also saw Dies-Quite-Often which gave me a chuckle.

If it's the same Miley Cyrus from beta, that player would group with people in Cyrodill and hide to farm AP.

Diaboli · May 2014

norrisnick wrote: »

Inspiration struck so I made the biggest greenest Orc I could and named him:
Brüsz Bann-Ur...

Very clever!

Creepsley · May 2014

my kahjit templar will be a vampire and is named Snarferatu von Mumm-ra
(yea i love thundercats XD)

Chryos · May 2014

I wanted to make an Argonian named Plays With Self but I figured that was already taken lol.

Chryos · May 2014

The name I use (Pronnounced Cry ose) I have been using in all mmo's since EQ1. Originally I wanted Crisis or some form of it, but it was taken. I kept this name in case I run into some old friends from back in the day.

Chryos · May 2014

Lol's and awesomes for the lot of ya. This is some pretty funny stuff!

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