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Who has the most clever or worst of names?

  • Belidos
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    My tank is called Sir Squeaksalot, which is quite apt because it's been so long since I played him i'm really rusty :p
  • Alucardo
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    Making a third Nightblade. Argonian this time I think.. I-Cloak-You-Cri
  • Ourorboros
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    Have NB named Cylant Buddedlee (sound it out) and a massive blond Imperial dude with cropped hair named Albee Bak.
    PC/NA/DC
    Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
    TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
    ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)
  • Asmael
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    I made an argonian named Fiery-Scales. Was for BwB, so I had to make another alt, with "Fiery" in the name, so that people can recognize me when they see it.

    Was lacking inspiration, then I tried to think about things I like. Cookies seemed too mainstream.

    Ended up with Fiery-Salad-Eater. I kept preaching in BwB in the name of Lord Lettuce, while smiting my opponents with space salads (Templar's Dark Flare).

    ALL HAIL LORD LETTUCE, ALL HAIL SALAD!
    PC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
    Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.
  • failkiwib16_ESO
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    Name's I've seen:
    Lifts-her-tail-and-Poops
    I hate being darkelf
    Night Boob
    Relentless ***

    Edit: I guess Relentless N*pple was already censored O.o how come the name is allowed in the game then?
    Edited by failkiwib16_ESO on September 7, 2015 9:48PM
  • Ichnaea
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    Some of mine:
    Ice Hinged Mice Elf - dunmer dk
    Unemployed Merlin - sorc
    Rando Carissian - very asian looking toon
    Who Wants Moustache Ride
    Worst Sexbot Ever
    I won a math debate
    Jon Snow White - huge dude that looks like jon snow but has makeup on
    Bad Gender Reassignment - same as above but no jon snow
    Tom Selleck's Moustache
    Juan Who Knocks
    Load Screen Boss
    Edited by Ichnaea on September 7, 2015 11:30PM
    AD
    Mishi - V16 Wood Elf Nightblade
    Zach Vane - V16 Imperial Nightblade
    Clara Bonny - V16 Breton Templar
    Sherman Bradley - V16 Imperial Templar
    One Knight Standard - V16 Imperial Dragonknight
    Unemployed Merlin - V16 High Elf Sorcerer
    Ice Hinged Mice Elf - V16 Dunmer Dragonknight
  • Elektrakosh
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    My Dunmer, Ice Bank Mice Elf is happy with this thread
    Edited by Elektrakosh on September 9, 2015 6:09PM
    Argonian Painted-By-Elements -Pure Sorceress- Daggerfall Covenant. V1 I hate recipes!
    Altmer Elekwen aka The Pale Lady -Sorceress- Aldmeri Dominion. Vampire Lvl 8
    EU/UK. Xbox One.
    Gtag: Elektra K Otana.

  • The Uninvited
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    At the moment I am levelling a sorcerer. His name?

    Stuck in Loading Screen
    Pandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |

    Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real
  • KitLightning
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    Argonian mule named Has-Space-Between-Ears, really good for storage imho la_fessor_by_kitlightning-d6obel9.gif
    "I'd rather be insane in a sane world, than sane in an insane world!" ~Me
    Warning - This is a spoiler and looking at it for too long may cause irrecoverable eyesight issues.
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    MechWarrior: Living Legends – Total conversion modification for Crysis Wars.

    kitlightning.deviantart
  • Kobaal
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    Molag Bill
    Kobaal - VR16 Dragon Knight - PC [NA] Azura Star
    Kobaal Shadowborn - VR16 NightBlade - PC [NA] Azura Star
    Kobaal Stormborn- VR3 Sorcerer - PC [NA] Azura Star
    Fat Old Templar - lvl 19 Templar - PC [NA] BwB
  • nobleboivin
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    I like giving my characters names based on stuff I like, mythological creatures or whatever comes to mind.

  • Angel1ne
    Angel1ne
    I named my woodelf "Eshet Chayil" which is Hebrew for "woman of courage and strength".
    Ps4 EU server AD VR 15
  • Shader_Shibes
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    One i saw today, male Altmer Templar called.............Lawrence Nightingale.

    I guess he/she will be a healer ^^
  • Daraugh
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    I saw Dunmer named Dumb-and-Dumner, made me laugh!
    May all beings have happiness
    May they be free from suffering
    May they find the joy that has never known suffering
    May they be free from attachment and hatred
  • newtinmpls
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    "Infinite loading screen" is still my favorite.

    oLvye0a.png
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • DenniMyuu
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    Helped a friend out on his Stamblade's name Drakelowe Malfoy. :D
    Possessed Myuutikora | Argonian | Templar | Healer | Master Angler • Goddess Goni | Argonian | Warden | Healer
    » vMSA Flawless • vDSA • vHRC HM • vAA HM • vSO HM • vMOL HM • vHOF HM • vAS +2 • vCR +3 • vBRP «

    » finally retired | Goni & Guar ♥ « | » PC EU Vivec « | » since beta «
  • Dear
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    My partner and I are Steampunk and Cyberpunk.
    Which doesn't fit ESO in the slightest...
    But they make me giggle.
    ✉ DEAR | PC-NA | PVE | RP | BETA | NEWBIE | MAIN: MAROON |
      Petite||||||||||||Dual Nightblade|||||Wood Elf ♀||||Tailor and Assassin|||||Neutral Good|||||||Ebonheart||||||| Petite is happily married to Gigantic
      Bride|||||||||||||Storm Sorcerer|||||||High Elf ♀||||||Bored Provisioner|||||||Chaotic Good||||||Ebonheart|||||||| Bride wants to find and marry Groom
      Child|||||||||||||Bowman Knight||||||Wood Elf ♂||||Vampire Mercenary|||||Chaotic Evil|||||||||Dominion|||||||| Child is badly watched over by Adult
      Naive||||||||||||Healer Templar|||||||Dark Elf ♀||||||Idealistic Shaman||||||||Lawful Good|||||||Dominion|||||||| Naive is a healer companion of Frail
      Maroon|||||||||Flame Templar|||||||Dark Elf ♀||||||Vampire Alchemist||||||Neutral Evil||||||||||Daggerfall||||||| Maroon likes the color of your blood
    • The Uninvited
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      newtinmpls wrote: »
      "Infinite loading screen" is still my favorite.

      oLvye0a.png

      I think that's where I got my inspiration for "Stuck in Loading Screen". :D
      Pandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |

      Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real
    • Kelces
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      Once at the bank I encountered this guy: "William Spearshake" - that's probably a Templar, I thought. :smile:
      You reveal yourself best in how you play.

      Kelces - Argonian Templar
      Farel Donvu - Dark Elf Sorcerer
      Navam Llervu - Dark Elf Dragonknight
      Aniseth - Wood Elf Warden
      Therediel - Wood Elf Templar
      Nilonwy - Wood Elf Nightblade
      Jurupari - Argonian Warden
      Kú-Chulainn - Argonian Sorcerer
      PC - EU
      For the Pact!
    • uso245
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      Amazon Dot Com

      Originally had Ebay Dot Com once upon a time ago but sold the name for 20k.
      My Facebook Page
      My Youtube Channel
      (DC NA Megaserver) Beta Tester
      My Twitter
      Art of Death
      Fate Stay Night


      Member since February 2014
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      Strategist/Tactician
    • uso245
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      Friend has Wiper_of_many_butts, she's a mother of two children.
      My Facebook Page
      My Youtube Channel
      (DC NA Megaserver) Beta Tester
      My Twitter
      Art of Death
      Fate Stay Night


      Member since February 2014
      l
      Strategist/Tactician
    • vamp_emily
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      I might not have the most clever names ( maybe the worst ) but i have allot of them.

      Totally Insane
      Heart Ripper
      The Soul Crusher
      Sky Demon
      Emily Dragonslayer
      Lord Emily
      Vampire Emily
      Death Shado
      Shado Blade
      Shado Runner
      Shazy
      Shado Walkr
      Shado Fighter
      Vampie
      Shado Warrior
      Tebella

      If you want a friend, get a dog.
      AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)

    • likelolwhat
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      I recently made a Breton called Lola Lickwattle. She's my true avatar, doncha know.
      Forever looking for that one avatar that no one else has...

      The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - the definitive source for Elder Scrolls info. Proud founding member of the official PC UESP guild, NA server.
    • Dear
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      How the heck do you guys have more than eight names???
      ✉ DEAR | PC-NA | PVE | RP | BETA | NEWBIE | MAIN: MAROON |
        Petite||||||||||||Dual Nightblade|||||Wood Elf ♀||||Tailor and Assassin|||||Neutral Good|||||||Ebonheart||||||| Petite is happily married to Gigantic
        Bride|||||||||||||Storm Sorcerer|||||||High Elf ♀||||||Bored Provisioner|||||||Chaotic Good||||||Ebonheart|||||||| Bride wants to find and marry Groom
        Child|||||||||||||Bowman Knight||||||Wood Elf ♂||||Vampire Mercenary|||||Chaotic Evil|||||||||Dominion|||||||| Child is badly watched over by Adult
        Naive||||||||||||Healer Templar|||||||Dark Elf ♀||||||Idealistic Shaman||||||||Lawful Good|||||||Dominion|||||||| Naive is a healer companion of Frail
        Maroon|||||||||Flame Templar|||||||Dark Elf ♀||||||Vampire Alchemist||||||Neutral Evil||||||||||Daggerfall||||||| Maroon likes the color of your blood
      • Daraugh
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        Dealer of Niceness. That's just an awesome name!
        May all beings have happiness
        May they be free from suffering
        May they find the joy that has never known suffering
        May they be free from attachment and hatred
      • belboz99_ESO
        belboz99_ESO
        Soul Shriven
        ZiRM wrote: »
        I saw a guy named Molag Bals Deep. Cmon who couldn't get a smirk outa that name?!! At least a GaSp?

        I had a character (female) named "Molag's ***"... the server police forced me to change it recently, but she had that name for a good 6 months.
      • Volkodav
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        I have a Khajiit chubby called "Slow Paws Wet One".
        If you have been to Kenarthi's Roost,you know these two terms. XD
        (oh,and another one named "One Who Likes Cookies".)
        Edited by Volkodav on November 27, 2015 6:29PM
      • newtinmpls
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        Dear wrote: »
        How the heck do you guys have more than eight names???

        With one account on PC you can play NA and DC. Seperate crown store 'accounts' so if i want anything on both "sides" I have to buy it twice (or would - I pretty much only "buy" for my first "side").
        Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
        Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
        Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
        Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
        ***
        Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
        House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
        Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
      • Angarato
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        my sorc alt: Fred Burst
        my templar alt: Samuel L Jabson
        my DK alt: Wrecking blow hero
      • Alucardo
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        Angarato wrote: »
        my DK alt: Wrecking blow hero
        Hahahaha that was you on non-vet? I remember thinking, "Whose this dikhole spamming WB on me". So I look at the name and nearly fell off my chair
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